# Favorite Movie Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 21, 2012, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707 "2012-11-21T09:58:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/1 "2012-11-21T09:58:15Z")
I know it’s been done before, but it always cracks me up. So … two of your favorite movie quotes. And you can’t use Princess Bride or Big Lebowski \*You know, I don’t think I’ve got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum, and my girlfriend all in the same evening. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper\* ---
**Author:** ![dimmy\_derko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@dimmy\_derko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dimmy_derko)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/2 "2012-11-21T11:46:31Z")
_“You’re going to end up right in Cafe Society, at this rate.”_ — The Modfather ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/3 "2012-11-21T13:01:41Z")
> [@dimmy\_derko](#): > > _“You’re going to end up right in Cafe Society, at this rate.”_ — The Modfather “Hello, my name is Lost4Life, you stole my joke, prepare to die.” - The Late Poster ---
**Author:** ![MegaBee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@MegaBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaBee)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/4 "2012-11-21T14:53:30Z")
“Bonesaw is ready!” --Bonesaw, “Spider-Man” “My, yer a big one, ain’cha?” --British prostitute to the Loch Ness Monster as Jack the Ripper, “Amazon Women on the Moon” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/5 "2012-11-21T15:21:16Z")
“You’re happy. I hate that!” “Tess does not split eleven ways!” ---
**Author:** ![Dano83860](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@Dano83860](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dano83860)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/6 "2012-11-21T16:00:56Z")
What we have here is a failure to communicate! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/7 "2012-11-21T16:06:19Z")
“You. Are. A. TOY!” “See this system here? This is Hi-Fi… high fidelity. What that means is that it’s the highest quality fidelity.” ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/8 "2012-11-21T17:28:07Z")
Oh no. I just think I’m gonna barf." ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/9 "2012-11-21T17:32:03Z")
“Put…down…that…coffee. Coffee’s for closers.” “We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!” ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/10 "2012-11-21T17:34:47Z")
“Road Trip!” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/11 "2012-11-21T17:35:39Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > “Put…down…that…coffee. Coffee’s for closers.” What’s that from? ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/12 "2012-11-21T17:36:44Z")
I’m a brother shamus! Brother Seamus? Like an Irish monk? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/13 "2012-11-21T17:42:49Z")
It’s 103 miles to Chicago (and I’m feeling too lazy to look up the rest)… (Blues Brothers) And, just because I mentioned the movie in another thread today: “The idea is the idea.” (Airbag) ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/14 "2012-11-21T17:57:39Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > What’s that from? Glengarry Glen Ross. Alec Baldwin as the motivator is speaking to Jack Lemmon as Shelly Levine, the hangdog former hotshot. It’s the scene that includes the “second prize is a set of steak knives and third prize is you’re fired” bit. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/15 "2012-11-21T18:05:33Z")
Thanks. It sounded like it was from Two and a Half Men! ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/16 "2012-11-21T22:11:27Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Glengarry Glen Ross. Alec Baldwin as the motivator is speaking to Jack Lemmon as Shelly Levine, the hangdog former hotshot. It’s the scene that includes the “second prize is a set of steak knives and third prize is you’re fired” bit. Which of course ended up on 30 Rock: Kim Jong-il: Put that coffee down. Coffee for closer only. I’m here from Pock and Kim. I’m here on a mission of mercy. Your name Levine? Tracy: Yeah. Kim Jong-il: You call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch? Tracy: I don’t have to listen to this. Kim Jong-il: No, you don’t, man. Cuz the good news is you’re fired! Oh, have I got your attention now? Tracy: The leads are weak! Kim Jong-il: The leads are weak!? YOU’RE weak! Luke, I am your father! Ghostbusters! Let’s go, black partner. > **[Everything Sunny All the Time Always | Episode Transcript | 30 Rock Quotes |...](http://www.30rockquotes.net/seasons/season_5/30rockquotes_everything_sunny_all_the_time_always.cfm)** > > 30 Rock Quotes Everything Sunny All the Time Always Episode ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/17 "2012-11-21T22:21:15Z")
“One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth if you don’t keep it down!” Perhaps my favorite movie quote of all time, and I can’t even explain why. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/18 "2012-11-21T23:15:43Z")
“And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.” “E-merg-en-cy. Everybody to get from street.” ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/19 "2012-11-22T07:14:13Z")
Have you ever been… in a Turkish prison?" ---
**Author:** ![nion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@nion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nion)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/20 "2012-11-22T07:35:46Z")
“If someone asks you if you’re a god, you say ‘YES!’” “Keep firing, Assholes!” (That whole scene, really.) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707.md?page=2)