# Favorite Movie Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 21, 2012, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707 "2012-11-21T09:58:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/61 "2012-11-30T16:45:15Z")

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‘Nobody steps on a church in my town!’ - Peter Venkman

‘Always with the negative waves, Moriarity.’ - Oddball

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**Author:** ![papergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aca169/32.png) [@papergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/papergirl)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/62 "2012-11-30T17:20:13Z")

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Does anyone remember what this line is from? It was, I think, some high school type show back in the late 80s or so…  
Bunch of high school boys in a locker room. One of the boys keeps making remarks about flying a KITE…wanna go fly a KITE, anyone?  
Finally the (new?) Jewish kid turns around and says, “It’s KIKE…You’re not even smart enough to be a good bigot.”

Paraphrasing because I don’t remember the exact exchange, but that was always one of my favorite insults.

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**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/63 "2012-11-30T18:56:55Z")

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“No one gets the best of Fred C. Dobbs.” _Treasure of the Sierra Madre_

“Badges…We don’t need no stinkin’ badges.” \*Treasure of the Sierra Madre \*

“Who are those guys?” _Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid_

“Of all the gin joints in all the world…” _Casablanca_

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**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/64 "2012-11-30T19:13:59Z")

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> [@papergirl](#):
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> Does anyone remember what this line is from? It was, I think, some high school type show back in the late 80s or so…  
> Bunch of high school boys in a locker room. One of the boys keeps making remarks about flying a KITE…wanna go fly a KITE, anyone?  
> Finally the (new?) Jewish kid turns around and says, “It’s KIKE…You’re not even smart enough to be a good bigot.”
> 
> Paraphrasing because I don’t remember the exact exchange, but that was always one of my favorite insults.

That was from “Porky’s”, though I don’t remember if it was the original or one of the sequels.

One of my favorites:  
“What knockers!” “Thank you Herr Doctor.”  
-Young Frankenstein

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/65 "2012-11-30T19:39:55Z")

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“That was a hell of a thing.”

“Oh that’s not right!”

-Galaxy Quest

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/66 "2012-11-30T19:56:26Z")

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> [@papergirl](#):
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> Does anyone remember what this line is from? It was, I think, some high school type show back in the late 80s or so…  
> Bunch of high school boys in a locker room. One of the boys keeps making remarks about flying a KITE…wanna go fly a KITE, anyone?  
> Finally the (new?) Jewish kid turns around and says, “It’s KIKE…You’re not even smart enough to be a good bigot.”
> 
> Paraphrasing because I don’t remember the exact exchange, but that was always one of my favorite insults.

Porky’s?

The guy who said it looked a little like Chachi, if I recall correctly.

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/67 "2012-11-30T20:02:20Z")

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Sorry Satchmo!

I jumped the gun, just saw your post.

Loved the knockers quote. And this…

Igor, help me with the bags.  
Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the turban.  
I was talking about the luggage.

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**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/68 "2012-11-30T20:28:22Z")

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Too many great quotes in that movie.  
😉

A riot is an ugly zing. Und I zink it’s just about time that we had one!

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**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/69 "2012-11-30T20:47:03Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> “Hi Curly. Kill anyone today?”  
> “Day’s not over yet.”

I love both City Slickers one and two! My most favorite part of the second one is near the end when Ira and Barry Shallowitz say, “Its Curly! He’s come back from the dead!”

“He looks great!” 😃 😃 😃

God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Holly (currently the newest member of this forum)

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/70 "2012-12-01T17:01:00Z")

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Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn’t know this either, but love don’t make things nice - it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren’t here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and _die_. The storybooks are _bullshit_. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and _get_ in my bed!

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/71 "2012-12-09T16:57:06Z")

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To Santa:  
“You sit on a throne of lies.”

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**Author:** ![SuperNelson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@SuperNelson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNelson)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/72 "2012-12-09T18:35:00Z")

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[Hey you bastards, I’m still here.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070511/quotes?qt=qt0269512)

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-quotes/641707/73 "2012-12-19T03:45:51Z")

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Madame, that is by far the ugliest nose I have ever seen and I compliment you on it, it suits you!

~Inspector Clouseau

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