# Favorite Non-Traditional Christmas Song

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 6, 2008, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956 "2008-12-06T04:42:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956/21 "2008-12-06T17:22:30Z")

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[Hey Santa Claus](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJUTmvHWWA4&eurl=http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=A0oGkjhhszpJA5IAx2NXNyoA?p=hey+santa+claus+christmas+vacation&fr=slv8-), by The Moonglows. As heard in _Christmas Vacation_.

Also, [All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYsgcvLXUsQ&feature=related), by Spike Jones.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956/22 "2008-12-06T17:24:37Z")

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**Fairytale From New York** , of course.

**Elf’s Lament** , by Barenaked Ladies:

> [@](#):
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> I make toys, but I’ve got aspirations  
> Make some noise  
> Use your imagination  
> Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for  
> There’s a list for who’s been  
> Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf

**Do They Know It’s Christmas** makes me feel like I’m 10 again.

But **Happy Christmas (War is Over)** is my favoritest favorite.

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956/23 "2008-12-06T18:33:46Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> **Do They Know It’s Christmas** makes me feel like I’m 10 again.

Heh. We were cleaning out the garage the other day, and we found an ancient limited-edition VHS tape (original video, sessions, interviews) that Band Aid sold to help promote the song and raise money. It is so fucking awesome! We thought “eBay” for a second but then got ahold of ourselves. 😃

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956/24 "2008-12-06T19:23:57Z")

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I’m torn between Tom Lehrer’s “A Christmas Carol” and Weird Al’s “The Night Santa Went Crazy”.

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956/25 "2008-12-06T19:49:18Z")

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“Walking 'Round in Women’s Underwear” and “I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer” are sooo much Christmas to me any more. I almost can’t sing the real words now.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956/26 "2008-12-06T20:06:16Z")

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Straight No Chaser’s version of _The Twelve Days of Christmas_ is pretty non-traditional. If you’ve seen the [video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fe11OlMiz8) (and I know that it’s been mentioned on the SDMB before), then you know what I mean.

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**Author:** ![haymarketmartyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/35a633/32.png) [@haymarketmartyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/haymarketmartyr)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956/27 "2008-12-06T22:14:28Z")

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20 years ao today

Pretty Paper  
Roy Orbison

written by the great Willie Nelson

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956/28 "2008-12-06T23:18:49Z")

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A bunch of my favorites have been mentioned but here are a couple of diffrent ones.

“Five pound box of money” - Michelle Wilson  
“This time of year” - Mighty Mighty Bosstones  
“I won’t be home for Christmas” - blink 182  
“Gift of the magi” - Squirrel Nut Zippers

Just for being different I want to nominate:  
“Christmas Night of Zombies” - MXPC  
“I saw daddy kissing Santa claus” - Stand still

Also I love these threads because I end up downloading a lot of the recomendations.

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**Author:** ![TheVioletCreep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eb8c5e/32.png) [@TheVioletCreep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheVioletCreep)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956/29 "2008-12-07T00:04:25Z")

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Jonathan Coulton:

Chiron Beta Prime  
Podsafe Christmas Song  
Christmas Is Interesting  
Fountains of Wayne:

The Man In The Santa Suit

Chanukkah Under The Stars

I Want An Alien For Christmas

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**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956/30 "2008-12-07T00:08:22Z")

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This year’s favorite for me is “I Won’t Be Home For Christmas” by blink-182. Last year’s was No Doubt’s version of “Oi to the World.” I also like “Christmas at the Zoo” from one of the Flaming Lips’ early albums.

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**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956/31 "2008-12-07T03:17:54Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Merry Christmas (I don’t wanna fight tonight) by the Ramones

Snowball fightin  
so excitin baby:cool:

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**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956/32 "2008-12-07T03:19:01Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> But **Happy Christmas (War is Over)** is my favoritest favorite.

Mine too.

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956/33 "2008-12-07T03:32:08Z")

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Dar Williams, **The Christians and the Pagans** :

So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table  
Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able  
And where does magic come from, I think magic’s in the learning  
Cause now when Christians sit with Pagans only pumpkin pies are burning

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Peste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Doctor\_Peste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Peste)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956/34 "2008-12-07T03:41:51Z")

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Snoopy and the Red Baron, hands down.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956/35 "2008-12-07T04:18:43Z")

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Ooh, great choice.

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956/36 "2008-12-07T06:53:42Z")

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The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen

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**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-non-traditional-christmas-song/475956/37 "2008-12-07T16:34:04Z")

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Jethro Tull, \*\* A Christmas Song\*\*

Elvis Costello, **St. Stephens Day Murders**

Jackson Browne, **The Rebel Jesus**

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