# Favorite obscure exit lines (that we've never heard) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 25, 2025, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505 "2025-04-25T21:13:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/21 "2025-04-27T03:50:01Z")
Easy! I know what I’m doing… ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/22 "2025-04-27T05:16:19Z")
Number Six in _ **The Prisoner** _. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/23 "2025-04-27T05:17:39Z")
Sledge Hammer in _ **Sledge Hammer** _. ---
**Author:** ![SwissMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@SwissMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwissMan)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/24 "2025-04-27T13:30:09Z")
“Hang on a minute, lads; I’ve got a great idea.” ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/25 "2025-04-27T13:35:03Z")
> [@SwissMan](#): > > Hang on a minute, lads; I’ve got a great idea. The original _The Italian Job_. Trying to solve the teeter-totter problem at the end. ETA: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/J-iDJj01CvE/maxresdefault.jpg "I've Got A Great Idea") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-iDJj01CvE) ---
**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/26 "2025-04-27T14:56:51Z")
”Now that you’re dead, what are you gonna’ do with your life?” ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/27 "2025-04-27T15:04:20Z")
Adieu, adieu, to you and you and you. ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/28 "2025-04-27T15:09:45Z")
Was that Bugs Bunny? If so, I can’t remember the episode. (I think I have watched every Bugs bunny episode ever…or darn close.) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/29 "2025-04-27T16:34:03Z")
> [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](#): > > “Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.” Homer to Marge? Marge’s response: - ‘Well, duhh…’ ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/30 "2025-04-27T16:58:56Z")
“By the way…I faked every orgasm.” ---
**Author:** ![Eclipse\_Chaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@Eclipse\_Chaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eclipse_Chaser)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/31 "2025-04-27T17:16:47Z")
“Tomorrow” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/32 "2025-04-27T17:57:59Z")
Elaine in _ **Seinfeld** _? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/33 "2025-04-27T17:58:27Z")
Maurice Chevalier in _ **Gigi** _? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/34 "2025-04-27T18:00:46Z")
Easy one: “I let him go.” ---
**Author:** ![alfonzos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@alfonzos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alfonzos)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/35 "2025-04-27T18:12:57Z")
Is it from _The Man With Two Brains_? ---
**Author:** ![alfonzos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@alfonzos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alfonzos)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/36 "2025-04-27T18:14:30Z")
Here is one that I have used: “I bid you a fondue!” ---
**Author:** ![SwissMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@SwissMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwissMan)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/37 "2025-04-27T18:19:18Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > “By the way…I faked every orgasm.” “Oh, Funny Face!” The Naked Gun ---
**Author:** ![peccavi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peccavi/32/388_2.png) [@peccavi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peccavi)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/38 "2025-04-27T18:25:47Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > Easy one: “I let him go.” Ahhnold in _Commando_ ---
**Author:** ![SwissMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@SwissMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwissMan)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/39 "2025-04-27T18:32:55Z")
> [@peccavi](#): > > Ahhnold in _Commando_ That movie has a sneaky number of great exit lines: “Don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.” “Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?..I lied.” “This was the last time.” “Until the next time.” ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/40 "2025-04-27T18:42:43Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > Maurice Chevalier in _ **Gigi** _? Nope. Try again. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505.md?page=3)