# Favorite obscure exit lines (that we've never heard) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 25, 2025, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505 "2025-04-25T21:13:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/41 "2025-04-27T18:51:17Z")
Nope And it wasn’t _The Man With Two Brains_, either, @alfonzos If it helps with context, this is a male character speaking to a female character. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/42 "2025-04-27T18:59:32Z")
“And if we’re not back by dawn… call the President.” ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/43 "2025-04-27T19:22:29Z")
> [@Whack-a-Mole](#): > > Was that Bugs Bunny? If so, I can’t remember the episode. (I think I have watched every Bugs bunny episode ever…or darn close.) Yep! > **[Hair-Raising Hare](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair-Raising_Hare)** > > Hair-Raising Hare is a Warner Bros. Merrie Melodies cartoon, released on May 25, 1946. It was directed by Chuck Jones and written by Tedd Pierce. It stars Bugs Bunny and features the first appearance of Chuck Jones' orange monster character "Gossamer". > One dark night, Bugs Bunny pokes up out of his rabbit hole, dressed in a nightshirt and holding a candle, and asks the audience, "Did you ever have the feeling you were being watched?" In fact, he is being watched by a mad scientist (a caricatur... ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/44 "2025-04-27T19:26:46Z")
Julie Andrews in _ **The Sound of Music** _? Deborah Kerr in _ **The King and I** _? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/45 "2025-04-27T19:29:20Z")
Very good ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/46 "2025-04-27T19:34:22Z")
[![](https://morbotron.com/meme/S02E01/268848.jpg?b64lines=IFdFTEwsIEknTSBUSVJFRCBPRgogVEhJUyBST09NIEFORCBFVkVSWU9ORQogSU4gSVQu) ](https://morbotron.com/meme/S02E01/268848.jpg?b64lines=IFdFTEwsIEknTSBUSVJFRCBPRgogVEhJUyBST09NIEFORCBFVkVSWU9ORQogSU4gSVQu) ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/47 "2025-04-28T00:13:55Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > Julie Andrews in _ **The Sound of Music** _? Not Julie Andrews. Two of the kids in _So Long, Farewell_. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/48 "2025-04-28T00:44:37Z")
“Whatchu screaming for?! Every five seconds there’s a bomb or something! I’m _leaving!_ Bzzzt!” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/49 "2025-04-28T00:51:45Z")
“It’s been emotional.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/50 "2025-04-28T00:53:03Z")
I knew it had to be a musical! 👍 ---
**Author:** ![Reno\_Nevada\_Jr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecc23a/32.png) [@Reno\_Nevada\_Jr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reno_Nevada_Jr)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/51 "2025-04-28T01:34:33Z")
“Aren’t you going to kiss her?” “No.” (Both my and TreacherousCretin’s exit lines come from **Big Trouble in Little China** ). ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/52 "2025-04-28T02:05:55Z")
> [@Peter\_Morris](#): > > > [@terentii](#): > > > > Maurice Chevalier in _ **Gigi** _? > > Nope. Try again. This is one of the few that I do know. It’s from Sound of Music, at the end of the kids’ little singing show in front of the guests, and I think this is the little girl being the last one on stage. Oops, already posted. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/53 "2025-04-28T02:10:35Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > “Whatchu screaming for?! Every five seconds there’s a bomb or something! I’m _leaving!_ Bzzzt!” One of my favorite characters ever, Ruby Rhod, after the exciting climax of The Fifth Element, just before he walks out of the temple. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/54 "2025-04-28T13:19:53Z")
“I’d go with you, but I don’t want to.” ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505/55 "2025-04-28T20:44:11Z")
> [@Reno\_Nevada\_Jr](#): > > “Aren’t you going to kiss her?” “No.” > > (Both my and TreacherousCretin’s exit lines come from **Big Trouble in Little China** ). My Man! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-obscure-exit-lines-that-weve-never-heard/1017505.md?page=2)