# Favorite or Random Weezer lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 9, 2005, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099 "2005-02-09T01:27:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/1 "2005-02-09T01:27:28Z")
## \*Note: this thread is only for Weezer fans. Weezer-bashers can start their own threads. \*\*This is not for entire songs, just snippets of verses that hang in your mind. Ooh wee ohh, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh, Oh, and you’re Mary Tyler Moore I don’t care what they say about us anyway I don’t care about that ## Crab if you wanna, she won’t be coming down Love, barely alive in your arms, slave ---
**Author:** ![HelloKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecccb3/32.png) [@HelloKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelloKitty)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/2 "2005-02-09T01:36:05Z")
_What’s with these homies dissin’ my girl Why do they gotta front?_ ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/3 "2005-02-09T01:40:27Z")
Holy sweet goddamn, you left your cello in the basement I admired the golden stars and tried to play a tune Can’t believe how bad I suck, it’s true What could you possibly see in little ol’ three-chord me? ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/4 "2005-02-09T01:41:38Z")
[ul] [li]I’ll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon.[/li][li]I’m dumb, she’s a lesbian[/li]I thought I had found the one we were good as married in my mind but married in my mind’s no good [li]Carolers are singing[/li]registers Ka-chinging And the presents are in place but I’d rather eat some mace ‘cause the eggnog always makes me sick [li]Hate you see you lyin’ there in your Superman skivvies[/li]Lying on the floor, I’ve come undone [/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/5 "2005-02-09T01:42:38Z")
From the same song, “El Scorcho”: > [@](#): > > Goddamn you half-Japanese girls > do it to me every time It’s true, it’s true! > [@](#): > > I asked you to go to the Green Day concert > You said you never heard of them > -How cool is that?- > So I went to your room and read your diary: > “watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack through a press table…” and then my heart stopped: > “listening to Cio-Cio San fall in love all over again.” (sigh) I’d feel the same way! ---
**Author:** ![Stringer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Stringer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/6 "2005-02-09T02:37:44Z")
The world has turned and left me here. ---
**Author:** ![Splanky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@Splanky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Splanky)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/7 "2005-02-09T02:39:44Z")
Let me know the truth, let me know the truth. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/8 "2005-02-09T02:43:22Z")
I can’t help my boogies they get out of control I know that you don’t care but I want you to know The knee-stocking flavor is a favorite treat Of men that don’t bother with the taste of a teat Oh, come on and kick me Oh, come on and kick me Come on and kick me You’ve got your problems I’ve got my ass wipe You’ve got your big cheese I’ve got my hash pipe weird. just…weird. ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/9 "2005-02-09T04:07:05Z")
You probably won’t believe this but my mother was actually considering naming me “Weezer” when I was born (circa 1978). I didn’t find out until their first hit came out, after watching the video on MTV (No, not MTV2, there actually used to be videos on MTV.) Mom gets up and says: “I was thinking about naming you Weezer before you were born.” and then just nonchalantly walks into the kitchen to start making dinner. You don’t drop that kind of bomb on someone without a stiff drink. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/10 "2005-02-09T05:21:56Z")
This dope nose ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/11 "2005-02-09T19:33:52Z")
“I’ve got a Dungeon Master’s Guide…” ---
**Author:** ![mazinger\_z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@mazinger\_z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mazinger_z)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/12 "2005-02-09T19:45:37Z")
\*You take your car to work I’ll take my board And when you’re out of fuel I’m still afloat \* ---
**Author:** ![TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBoneyKingofNowhere)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/13 "2005-02-09T20:16:03Z")
How stupid is it? I can’t talk about it I gotta sing about it and make a record of my life (How stupid is it? Won’t you give me a minute Just come up to me and say hello to my heart) How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too and maybe you just don’t know what to do or maybe you’re scared to say: “I’m falling for you” I wish I could get my head out of the sand ‘cuz I think we’d make a good team and you would keep my fingernails clean but that’s just a stupid dream that I won’t realize ‘cuz I can’t even look in your eyes without shakin’, and I ain’t fakin’ I’ll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/14 "2005-02-09T21:00:13Z")
Even Izzy, Slash and Axl Rose When I call, you put 'em all on hold ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/15 "2005-02-09T21:04:24Z")
I’ve got Kitty Pryde And Nightcrwler too Waiting there for me Yes I do ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/16 "2005-02-09T22:00:18Z")
Keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on Keep on, keep on, keep on…fishin’ ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/17 "2005-02-09T22:38:40Z")
\*Oh the redhead said you shread the cello and I’m Jell-o, baby It’s good to see you lying there in your Superman skivvies\* ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/18 "2005-02-10T02:39:14Z")
Dang, I just realized… I don’t own **Pinkerton**. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recognize some of these gems? ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/19 "2005-02-10T03:24:57Z")
Pinkerton is their best album! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/20 "2005-02-10T05:04:16Z")
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