# Favorite or Random Weezer lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 9, 2005, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099 "2005-02-09T01:27:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/21 "2005-02-10T07:56:29Z")

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The whole song but especially the last line:

Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the flood.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/22 "2005-02-10T12:05:37Z")

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If you want to destroy my sweater

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/23 "2005-02-10T14:54:34Z")

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I’m shaking at your touch  
I like you way too much  
My baby I’m afraid I’m falling for you  
I’d do 'bout anything  
to get the hell out alive  
Or maybe I would rather settle down  
with you…

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**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-or-random-weezer-lyrics/289099/24 "2005-02-10T17:46:04Z")

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“You say it’s a good thing, that you float in the air. Up where there’s no way I will crush your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces.”

I named my dog Weezer, **Madd Maxx** , if that’s any consolation to you.

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