# Favorite palindromes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 4, 2012, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807 "2012-04-04T13:37:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/1 "2012-04-04T13:37:52Z")

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This is the most creative use of palindromes I’ve ever seen:

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nej4xJe4Tdg)

Being a fan of both Bob Dylan and Weird Al Yankovic, I may be biased.

What are your favorites?

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/2 "2012-04-04T14:04:32Z")

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One of my own: “In Eden, I? Never! Even in Eden, I.”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/3 "2012-04-04T14:06:37Z")

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My favorite, because I knew a guy of that name, is

_Re: Mark Kramer_

I know there’s one floating around that’s similar:

_Remarkable Melba Kramer_.

One that I like because it’s so long, and seems less contrived (it was the title of a book of palindromes) is:

_Go hang a salami! I’m a lasagna hog!_

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/4 "2012-04-04T14:12:00Z")

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The greatest palindrome of all time is:

\*\*  
T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad. I’d assign it a name: “Gnat-dirt upset on drab pot toilet.”\*\*"

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/5 "2012-04-04T14:15:31Z")

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A few I made up myself ages ago:  
**Damn! I, Agassi, miss again! Mad!  
So, G. Rivera’s tots are Virgos.  
Joe Montana ran at Nome, O.J.**

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**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/6 "2012-04-04T14:28:28Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> My favorite, because I knew a guy of that name, is
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> _Re: Mark Kramer_

I once came up with

_Re: It’s Anna E. Levi’s Australian Snail Art! Suasive! Lean! Nastier!_

There is, of course, no point to it.

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/7 "2012-04-04T14:37:13Z")

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On another board a few days ago, a poster hit 10001 posts and noted that his post count was a palindrome. Another poster joked that he should post only in palindromes until his postcount was a palindrome again.

And. He. Did.

There were witty and relevant, not just post-padding. I’m sure most were not original, but some definitely were. It was jaw-droppingly awesome.

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**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/8 "2012-04-04T14:41:17Z")

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> [@JSexton](#):
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> There were witty and relevant, not just post-padding. I’m sure most were not original, but some definitely were. It was jaw-droppingly awesome.

Cite? 🙂 …or at least some jaw-dropping samples!

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**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/9 "2012-04-04T15:01:31Z")

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Marge lets Norah see Sharon’s telegram.

Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas.

Dog, as a devil deified, lived as a god.

To Idi Amin: I’m a idiot.

My girlfriend has a freaking weird name: Eman Driewgnikaerfasahdneirflrigym.  
Most long palindromes are pretty unreadable. Demitri Martin’s 224-word poem [“Dammit I’m Mad”](http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2009/02/demetri-martins-palindrome-poem.html) is almost readable, and truly amazing!

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**Author:** ![kath94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/67e7ee/32.png) [@kath94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kath94)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/10 "2012-04-04T16:17:53Z")

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lonely tylenol.

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!

Yreka Bakery  
(for those who don’t already know, Yreka is a town in northern California)

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/11 "2012-04-04T16:56:39Z")

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> [@Nature\_s\_Call](#):
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> Cite? 🙂 …or at least some jaw-dropping samples!

[This](http://forums.goodgamery.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4956) is the thread where we talked about it. The posts are all over the forum. Warning, it’s a pretty NSFW kind of place. No porn or anything, just rough language.

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**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/12 "2012-04-04T17:09:55Z")

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Yo! Banana boy!

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**Author:** ![markdash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@markdash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markdash)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/13 "2012-04-04T17:20:00Z")

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> [@JSexton](#):
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> On another board a few days ago, a poster hit 10001 posts and noted that his post count was a palindrome. Another poster joked that he should post only in palindromes until his postcount was a palindrome again.
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> And. He. Did.
> 
> There were witty and relevant, not just post-padding. I’m sure most were not original, but some definitely were. It was jaw-droppingly awesome.

And here I thought I would be able to use some of those. Forgot all about you!

Edit: My favorite from another thread on that site was “No, son! Onanism’s a gross orgasm sin – a no-no, son.”

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/14 "2012-04-04T17:22:42Z")

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> [@markdash](#):
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> And here I thought I would be able to use some of those. Forgot all about you!
> 
> Edit: My favorite from another thread on that site was “No, son! Onanism’s a gross orgasm sin – a no-no, son.”

Ahahaha! I promise not to out you.

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**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/15 "2012-04-04T17:27:00Z")

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My favorites, from a book my sister had years ago:

Stratagem: Megatarts

Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

Gustav Klimt milk vats, ug!

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/16 "2012-04-04T17:39:50Z")

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My favorite palindrome? I’ll give you one guess…

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**Author:** ![phreesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@phreesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phreesh)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/17 "2012-04-04T17:40:25Z")

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I saw a T-shirt that said:

Palindromes are Erasemordnilap!

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/18 "2012-04-04T18:15:03Z")

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cal Ida collect, cello, cadillac

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**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/19 "2012-04-04T19:11:16Z")

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O Memsahib, Bart. Rabbi has memo.

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**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-palindromes/617807/20 "2012-04-04T20:12:29Z")

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Able was I ere I saw Elba.

About Napoleon.

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