# Favorite pet name for genitalia **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 6, 2004, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564 "2004-04-06T15:36:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ReverseCowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cc9497/32.png) [@ReverseCowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReverseCowgirl)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/1 "2004-04-06T15:36:01Z")
Ok. I’ll start: M: Giggle Stick. F: Wizard’s Sleeve ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/2 "2004-04-06T16:36:16Z")
M: Little Elvis F: Woozle ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/3 "2004-04-06T18:25:32Z")
Mr. Happy and the Boys ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/4 "2004-04-06T18:43:59Z")
:eek: At first I read the thread title as **favorite name for pet genitalia**. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/5 "2004-04-06T18:46:47Z")
his : PJ mine doesn’t have a name. ---
**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/6 "2004-04-06T19:48:45Z")
We call mine “spike” and her’s, “Miss Kitty”. We call her breasts “the kids” and my testicles, “the boys”. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/7 "2004-04-06T20:24:49Z")
His: The Trinity (because I see more than just God) 😉 Mine: Mercy, the Monkey (it’s a looooong story – but the alliteration works) ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/8 "2004-04-06T22:01:11Z")
[coochie snorcher](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=246333)! Still not exactly sure if it’s in reference to virginity or vagina but OMG! 😃 **Coochie Snorcher!!** ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/9 "2004-04-06T22:36:00Z")
His: John Henry and the twins Hers: Glorificus (Glory for short) Makes the old hymn line “Comin’ into glory” mean so much more… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/10 "2004-04-06T22:39:05Z")
Hers: Piesafe His: Melvin & the manberries ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/11 "2004-04-06T22:48:20Z")
Mine: “Single-barrel pump-action yogurt rifle.” ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/12 "2004-04-06T23:38:10Z")
Mine: Leonard (I have no idea why) Hers: Chachi (I have no idea why) ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/13 "2004-04-06T23:39:44Z")
His: Charlie ( not really sure how that …uh…came about.) Me: None. However, when the kids have seen me nekkid and my son asked me " What all that hair, mama?" I replied, " The Bermuda Triangle, son. The Bermuda Triangle." ---
**Author:** ![Furry\_Mongoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c57346/32.png) [@Furry\_Mongoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Furry_Mongoose)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/14 "2004-04-07T00:32:01Z")
When he wants to make me giggle he refers to it as his nib-nub… and mine is a fairy cake… apparantly… Makes me smirk everytime… especially when he’s after nib-nub wub ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/15 "2004-04-07T00:42:27Z")
M: Furry Mongoose (:)) F: Personality (as in, “Honey, your personality is showing.”) ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/16 "2004-04-07T00:51:49Z")
Guy: Wanger Girl: Pooter ---
**Author:** ![ContumeliousBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/57b2e6/32.png) [@ContumeliousBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ContumeliousBob)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/17 "2004-04-07T01:06:15Z")
I call it winky, cause it is non-threatening. I am also a grower not a shower. 😃 I surprise my victims. They look disappointed at first, then a look of awe comes across their face. ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/18 "2004-04-07T03:18:25Z")
I always used to call mine buttercup but I try to keep it to myself.\* The only thing I ever call his is “my cock” but I try to keep that to myself too. It’s just extremely confusing and I’m not here to bewilder. Also, even if he did understand that I don’t wish I had a penis, he still might feel trapped and frightened if I declared ownership. \*the nickname. I’m pretty good about keeping my vagina to myself most of the time too. ---
**Author:** ![seaworthy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@seaworthy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seaworthy)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/19 "2004-04-07T04:56:57Z")
I don’t have a pet name for my genitalia, but I used to call my breasts Beaker and Bunsen (I had a cool Muppets shirt). I like the term snapper for a vagina. And my ex used to call his Killer. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/20 "2004-04-07T12:44:04Z")
John and Mary[these names have stuck from when I was a kid] When the Dustin Hoffman/Mia Farrow movie “John and Mary” came on the scene[as it were], I could only smile quietly to myself. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564.md?page=2)