# Favorite pet name for genitalia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 6, 2004, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564 "2004-04-06T15:36:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/21 "2004-04-07T12:58:37Z")

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I call mine: **Manzilla**

MY GF calls mine \*\* The one inch attack worm\*\*

Funny how men and women look at things differently…

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**Author:** ![Pebbles131](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pebbles131](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pebbles131)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/22 "2004-04-07T13:19:16Z")

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**Big Bad Voodoo Lou** you owe me a new keyboard!!!

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**Author:** ![MeanJoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanjoe/32/5693_2.png) [@MeanJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanJoe)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/23 "2004-04-07T14:59:05Z")

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Okay, no one has commented on this yet so I’ll be the first:

**ReverseCowgirl** - I really love your username, really. I mean it, seriously… I love me the ReverseCowgirl. Giddy-Up! 😉

I guess I’m the only one amused that someone with the username ReverseCowgirl is starting a thread related to genitalia.

Anyway, for me:

Herbie - pre-puberty days  
Willy - As in, Willy the One Eyed Wonder Worm and testicles are always “the boys”, thus “Hey honey, ‘Willy and The Boys’ are playing tonight! Want to come?”  
(I haven’t matured much since puberty I guess - haha)

For Mrs. MeanJoe  
Breasts: The girls, breasticles, or sweet mounds-o-joy.  
Genitalia: The Russian Bald Eagle or yummy-down-on-this.  
(Again, clearly I have not matured since puberty!)

MeanJoe

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/24 "2004-04-07T15:55:00Z")

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> [@MeanJoe](#):
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> I guess I’m the only one amused that someone with the username ReverseCowgirl is starting a thread related to genitalia.

I caught it too, just didn’t mention it.

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/25 "2004-04-07T16:03:20Z")

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His: Mr. Wiggly

Mine: Possible (as in ‘That skirt is slit up so high you can see possible’)

And boobies are called… ummm, … Boobies.

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**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/26 "2004-04-07T16:32:12Z")

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His: Genghis :😏: conqueror supreme  
Me: the butterfly

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**Author:** ![jellytoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@jellytoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellytoes)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/27 "2004-04-07T16:44:30Z")

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Hers: Bunny

when i was a kid and they always told stories about bunnies it would crack me up. no one outside of my immediate family knew what i was laughing about. mr. toes found out and is now endowing me with a bunny collection. y’know, easter is coming up 😉

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**Author:** ![putrid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@putrid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/putrid)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/28 "2004-04-07T18:03:29Z")

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my little zotti

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/29 "2004-04-07T18:14:49Z")

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M: Captain Happy and the Wonder Twins

F: Punani(I may be gay, but that sounds PURTY.)

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/30 "2004-04-07T19:49:49Z")

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I’m another “Lil’ Elvis”

She’s Harriett. Get it? Hairy it?

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**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pet-name-for-genitalia/238564/31 "2004-04-07T21:46:26Z")

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> [@jellytoes](#):
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> Hers: Bunny
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> when i was a kid and they always told stories about bunnies it would crack me up.

When I was a kid my mom called both his and hers “gennies” I think it was short for genitals. So whenever I met girls named Jenny I’d think it was a terrible name.

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