# Favorite Pit-isms **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 27, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570 "2003-03-27T18:22:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/41 "2003-03-29T03:16:58Z")
Chupacabra! ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/42 "2003-03-29T05:16:45Z")
Someone used the word “meatpickle” in a rant a while back. I thought that one was pretty amusing. A friend of mine invented the term “slutneck.” I’ve just been waiting for a chance to use it. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/43 "2003-03-29T06:28:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Taters \* > \*\*Dammit! Sometimes it pays to preview even short posts…meant “Dicksmack” not “to Dicksmack”. Sorry about that \*\* Fear not … “Dicksmack” works as both noun _and_ verb (much to my masculine chagrin)! ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/44 "2003-03-29T07:42:22Z")
There’s a series of increasingly (hilarious) nasty posts in another message board I frequent that has had me hosing down my monitor thrice daily. Believe it or not, it has something to do with sports (is there some basketball thingie going on now?) Here are some of the gems disinterred from that MB: "You seem to be knocking at the door of Imminent Pain, you cocklicking shorthorned assfaced monkeyfucker. " "Hello, Miss Imminent Pain? Yes, I was wondering if I could interest you in a timeshare in Loserville. Great, great…we have a spot open for you right on Shit Snarfing Lane. Just let us know when you plan on arriving in Loserville and we’ll leave the light on for ya. Tomorrow? Great. See you then. " “at the risk of repeating myself, fuck you, up on your fucking high fucking assface horse. I fucking did my fucking research and that’s how I kicked your simpering, whimpering, late-to-the-party ass.” And one poster, summing up, reports as follows: "Overnight Profanity Stats goddamn: 1 Generalized War Slurs: 2 sucks: 1 suck shit: 2 holy shit: 1 ass (or ‘asses’): 4 putz: 1 fuck variations: 15 (these included monkeyfucker, worthless fucks, fuck-all nobodies, fuckstick, fuckers [a favourite with five mentions], and just plain ‘fuck’) boasty mcmonkeyfucker: 1 (this deserved special mention)" You know, I rarely ever get mad enough to swear at someone, but I have to say I do enjoy seeing the creativity some people put into their vitriol. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/45 "2003-03-29T11:11:26Z")
What would be that other board you frequent **LifeOnWry**? ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/46 "2003-03-29T11:18:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by auntie em \* > I quite enjoy “fuckflap” myself. So alliterative. I like to preface it with “dewy”. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/47 "2003-03-29T12:34:16Z")
And, so, why did the Moderator get on my ass in my _“Is God a Homo?”_ thread just cuz I called that scab-sucking slut a “cumdumpster”? Is that, like, sexist or something? ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/48 "2003-03-29T13:53:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*What would be that other board you frequent **LifeOnWry**? \*\* It’s a message board that is part of a subscription service to a writers’ site. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/49 "2003-03-29T19:01:16Z")
I have actually started using “assclown” quite a bit IRL. I have been **ass** imilated. ---
**Author:** ![barb\_b](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@barb\_b](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barb_b)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/50 "2003-03-29T19:26:07Z")
Definitely **asshat**. It was when I shouted it at another driver a few weeks ago that I decided I needed to join and post after lurking for well over a year. :o ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/51 "2003-03-29T22:35:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elucidator \* > **"cumdumpster"** That is _so_ much more eloquent than the completely worn out “cumguzzler.” Quite a while back someone used the term “tripe volcano.” I still like that one a lot. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/52 "2003-03-29T23:46:37Z")
[This](http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/asshat.htm) kinda makes me wonder if these guys read this board… ---
**Author:** ![king\_of\_spain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@king\_of\_spain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/king_of_spain)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/53 "2003-03-29T23:57:02Z")
Does no one recall “twatwhistle?” I seem to recall the board having been quite fond of that one, a year or two ago. ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/54 "2003-03-30T02:05:56Z")
“Meat flaps” . . . perhaps a bit too descriptive, but funny nonetheless. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/55 "2003-03-30T03:06:02Z")
I keep writing anti-islamic-militant pit threads and then chickening out before I press submit. There might have been some good pit-isms in those. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/56 "2003-03-30T04:00:02Z")
My personal favorite is “fuck you, you fucking fuck!” which I first saw here on the boards. I’m sure it’s been around a while, though. And over in [this thread,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=173121) **Mockingbird** gives us the delightful phrase, “scrotumy goodness.” I realize that’s not exactly an insult, but damn…it just don’t get no bettern’ that! ---
**Author:** ![soulburnz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@soulburnz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulburnz)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/57 "2003-03-30T04:38:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Duke \* > \*\*Every time I read “fucktard,” I think it could also mean a type of one-piece garment, sort of like a leotard. “I knew she wanted it right away, she was wearing one of those fucktards.” \*\* Now I’m gonna be thinking of one of those black lace unitard things with no crotch every time I see or hear “fucktard” thanx !!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/58 "2003-03-30T05:00:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by soulburnz \* > \*\*Now I’m gonna be thinking of one of those black lace unitard things with no crotch every time I see or hear “fucktard” thanx !!! 😃 \*\* Oh Crap! It wasn’t your post but your sig. Every time I hear “Flick Your Bic” I’m gonna think…:eek: Made me cough ice-cream all over my keyboard, dammit! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![soulburnz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@soulburnz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulburnz)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/59 "2003-03-30T05:06:43Z")
Great it’s been misspelled all this time :wally Glad ya got a chuckle out of it though… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570/60 "2003-03-30T22:59:05Z")
I submit: **Up the shut fuck** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-pit-isms/164570.md?page=2)