# Favorite Ren and Stimpy quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 8, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369 "2001-09-08T06:22:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![EvilGhandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@EvilGhandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilGhandi)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/1 "2001-09-08T06:22:58Z")
Stimpy you EEEEdiot. Rens Peter Laurie voice still cracks me up in re-runs. But my all time favorite has to be, “The presidents head is full of carmal corn” ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/2 "2001-09-08T06:51:58Z")
No, Sir. Don’t like it. I use that one at every appropriate opportunity. ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/3 "2001-09-08T07:15:10Z")
Everyone Loves Log! ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/4 "2001-09-08T07:19:56Z")
My all time favorite that I saw once a very very long time ago and I still recite with reckless abandon… "I’m gonna hit you And you’re gonna fall And I’m gonna look down And I’m gonna laugh But first… I gotta take a whiz!~" ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/5 "2001-09-08T11:57:48Z")
I like thees song. It helps me to _RELAX_!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/6 "2001-09-08T12:40:05Z")
Not actually a quote. Just the label on one of the food tubes in the Space one. **Braised Giblets.** Hey Dad, what’s for dinner? “Braised Giblets.” You’re going to the food co-op? What’re you picking up? “Braised Giblets.” What should we have with this asparagus? “Braised Giblets.” What’d you have for lunch today? “Braised Giblets.” ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/7 "2001-09-08T14:05:50Z")
Happy, Happy Joy, Joy Happy, Happy Joy, Joy This only works with the visual of Ren repeated hitting himself in the head with a hammer. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/8 "2001-09-08T15:09:15Z")
I was always partial to the one where Ren’s cousin Sven came, and he and Stimpy were playing the “Don’t Wizz On the Electric Fence”, so Ren goes, “But first, but FIRST! I gotta take a wizz!” And so he does, and then they die and go to Hell and the devil says, “Hmm, looks like somebody wizzed on the electric fence.” And on that note… Log rolls downstairs Rolls over in pairs Rolls over your neighbor’s dog What’s great for a snack It fits on your back it’s Log Log Log! It’s Log Log Log It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood It’s Log Log Log It’s better than bad it’s good Everyone loves Log Everyone needs Log Come on and get your log Get your Log Get your log! ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/9 "2001-09-08T15:39:44Z")
I don’t remember the quote, because I was laughing so hard… …but Ren was showing off his collection of autographed, glass-top coffee tables; signed by Danny Thomas, Raymond Burr, and one other that I couldn’t make out. Some of you will know what I’m talking about… …others will have to figure it out for themselves. ---
**Author:** ![darian00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darian00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darian00)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/10 "2001-09-08T15:57:28Z")
**JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!** You insipid little monkey You bloated sack of protoplasm Shut up you eediot YOU FILTHY SWINE! I WILL KIIIIIIIIIIIIL YOU! Teeth to the left of me. Gums to the right of me. I tell you **I CAN’T STAND IT!** I’m going…maaaaaaaaaaaaad. It is not I who am crazy. It is I who am mad! Didn’t you hear it? Can’t you hear the crowds? Why won’t they leave me alone?! **DON’T TOUCH IT! IT’S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON YOU FOOL!** oh so many more… ---
**Author:** ![Pantology](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@Pantology](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pantology)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/11 "2001-09-08T17:24:02Z")
“It’s all so clear to me now… I’m the Keeper of the Cheese, and you’re the Lemon Merchant.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Bitterdrunk\_Kid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@The\_Bitterdrunk\_Kid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Bitterdrunk_Kid)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/12 "2001-09-08T17:35:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GrizzRich \* > \*\*I don’t remember the quote, because I was laughing so hard… > > …but Ren was showing off his collection of autographed, glass-top coffee tables; signed by Danny Thomas, Raymond Burr, and one other that I couldn’t make out. > > \*\* Desi Arnaz. I love the Happy Happy Joy Joy Song. “Hello boys and girls! This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteets, and I’m gonna sing you a song about (?) No! I’m gonna sing you a song about being happy!” They sing the song, then he comes back and talks again. “You don’t sound like you’re very happy! I’ll teach you to be happy! I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! It’s the little critters of nature! They don’t know that they’re ugly! That’s very funny! A fly marrying a bumblebee! I told ya I’d shoot, but ya didn’t believe me! WHY DID’NT YOU BELIEVE ME!!!” Then they finish up the song. I also love the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen song. ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/13 "2001-09-08T17:45:27Z")
A great big candy-like button! And you haven’t lived until you see Space Madness in Japanese. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/14 "2001-09-08T18:25:26Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by The Bitterdrunk Kid \* "Hello boys and girls! This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteets, and I’m gonna sing you a song about (?) [QUOTE] Whale. ---
**Author:** ![pezwookiee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@pezwookiee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezwookiee)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/15 "2001-09-08T19:34:29Z")
**Mr Horse:** Do you have any rubber… _Walrus Protectors_? **Walrus:** _Call the police_… ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/16 "2001-09-08T19:43:10Z")
So…what what kind of sandwich would you like? MEAT! OK, what kind of meat? MEAT! Alright…what kind of bread would you like? MEAT! So…a meat on meat sandwich. Ok, then what would you like to drink? …MEAT! ---
**Author:** ![custard\_dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@custard\_dragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/custard_dragon)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/17 "2001-09-08T20:49:49Z")
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ren’s taking a coma. ---
**Author:** ![rackensack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@rackensack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rackensack)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/18 "2001-09-08T22:16:09Z")
“Cadet, belay that nosepicking!” ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/19 "2001-09-08T22:59:21Z")
_holding Ren’s head as the Abraham Lincoln statue’s head lies in pieces on the floor_ “Oh… _his_ head!” And I love the ep where they’re at the museum looking at dinosaur skeletons and that old guy starts spouting reasons why he thinks dinosaurs went extinct: “They went swimming right after eating and they drowned!” “They ran around with scissors in their hands!” “I ran 'em over with my truck!” ---
**Author:** ![Kbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Kbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kbean)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/20 "2001-09-09T01:27:29Z")
Don’t whiz on the electric fence! _And who could forget…_ Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting beef carcasses And we have to clean-up after them And our saddle sores are the best We proudly wear women’s clothing And searing sand blows up our skirts And buzzards, they soar overhead And poisonous snakes devour us whole Our bones will bleach in the sun. And we will probably go to hell And that is our great reward For being the-uh-roy-yal Canadian kilted yaksmen Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting beef carcasses And we have to clean-up after them And out saddle sores are the best We proudly wear women’s clothing And searing sand blows up our skirts And buzzards, they soar overhead And poisonous snakes devour us whole Our bones will bleach in the sun And we will probably go to hell And that is our great reward For being the-uh-roy-yal Candian kilted yaksmen I love Ren and Stimpy… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369.md?page=2)