# Favorite Ren and Stimpy quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 8, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369 "2001-09-08T06:22:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/21 "2001-09-09T01:34:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sealemon88 \* > \*\*So…a meat on meat sandwich. Ok, then what would you like to drink? > …MEAT! \*\* “You heard the little boy, Ren, get him a big glass of meat.” _Ren pours a glass of various hunks of meat_ I can’t remember any specific quotes from it, but I love the one where Ren makes the little boy out of eggs. I think his name was Pinn-egg-io. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/22 "2001-09-09T02:15:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \* > \*\*I can’t remember any specific quotes from it, but I love the one where Ren makes the little boy out of eggs. I think his name was Pinn-egg-io. \*\* Eggyolkio, actually. ‘I…love you…Daddy…’ That episode disturbed my unduely. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/23 "2001-09-09T02:25:21Z")
The hillbilly restaurant’s guarantee of quality: “If you don’t keep it down, you don’t pay!” ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/24 "2001-09-09T02:36:23Z")
Stimpy: Ren, I have to do a #1. Ren: Okay. (Stimpy uses the bathroom, and then returns) Ren: Was that a good #1? Stimpy: Ren, I have to do a #2. (Again, Stimpy uses the bathroom) Stimpy: Ren, I have to do a #3. (Stimpy goes to the bathroom and starts watching a TV he hid in the toilet.) Ren: Wait a minute…There’s no such thing as a #3! ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/25 "2001-09-09T03:59:36Z")
1. stimpy: “because youll get mad and hit me” ren: “WHEN have i EVER?” 2)ren to stimpy: “your wealth of ignorance astounds me” ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/26 "2001-09-09T04:47:53Z")
“My dinosaur droppings! Painted like EASTER EGGS!” “Five bucks, huh? I’ll take the whole mess of them! Now GET OUT!” “I thought you were a… circus midget!” ---
**Author:** ![psychogumby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c0e974/32.png) [@psychogumby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychogumby)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/27 "2001-09-09T15:14:55Z")
From Commander Hoek and Cadet Stimpy in ‘Space Madness’: Ren - “It is not I who am crazy, it is I who am MAD!”. From one of the fairytale ones (might have been ‘Robin Hoek’): Stimpy - ‘And please bless Grandma, and Grandpa …’ Ren - ‘And please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock … and … heh heh, oh yeah, HUGE PECTORAL MUSCLES!’. Oh joy! ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/28 "2001-09-09T19:51:09Z")
“What are ya?” ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/29 "2001-09-10T00:47:11Z")
[obsessive nitpick] > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\* > > Log rolls downstairs > Rolls over in pairs > \*\* I believe the part I underlined should read “…alone or” [/obsessive nitpick] ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/30 "2001-09-10T02:44:15Z")
The very best: Ren and Stimpy knock on firehouse door. Fireman’s head sticks out. Fireman: I’ve had it up to HERE WITH YOU PEOPLE!!! Oh, I’m sorry… I thought you were circus midgets! BWAHAHAHA!! CIRCUS MIDGETS HAD BEEN BOTHERING THE FIREMAN!! KNOCKING ON HIS DOOR AND DOING CIRCUS TRICKS OR SOMETHING!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH… oh… oh so funny. LC ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/31 "2001-09-10T02:54:19Z")
Fleck the walls with stinky diapers Fa la la la la, la la la la 'Tis the season yaks get shaven Fa la la la la, la la la la Don we now our rubber nipples Fa la la la la, la la la la Fill your uncle’s boots with coleslaw Fa la la la la, la la la la See the yaks sneak in discreetly Fa la la la la, la la la la Shaving front and back completely Fa la la la la, la la la la Follow him in shaving leisure Fa la la la la, la la la la Then I lick up sink scum treasure Fa la la la la, la la la la ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/32 "2001-09-10T03:10:05Z")
Are you clinging tenaciously to my buttocks? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/33 "2001-09-10T03:18:38Z")
For some reason there is a line from the show where they joined the army that sticks in my head. After they come out of the tear gass chamber and Stimpy is crying and Ren is not Stimpy ask him why he isn’t crying. Ren says. I cheated. I held my breath. That just kills me. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/34 "2001-09-10T04:46:57Z")
Stimpy -– Calm down, It’s all right, it’s just a couple of dimes. Ren – DIMES??? What does it mean? Stimpy – You’ve been visited by the Bloody Head Fairy!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/35 "2001-09-13T22:00:58Z")
Stimpy: Oh JOY! Shaving scum. ---
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/36 "2001-09-14T06:44:26Z")
Fake Dad was the best (the one where they Ren becomes Dad to insane prisoner Kowalski) “OK KOWALSKI!!! THAT’S IT! PULL EM DOWN!!!” Just the name Kowalski gets me laughing ---
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/37 "2001-09-14T21:52:45Z")
[my own nitpick] Apparently you’re all too young to remember the Slinky commercial that Log was stolen from. If you’d ever heard it, you’d know that the line is, and must be: What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs … etc. [/my own nitpick] You’ve already covered many of my favorite lines (especially “You feelthy swine! I will KEEEELL you!!”) but here are a few more, from memory… **From the Wild West episode:** Three-fingered Hoek: “You need look no further, Mr. Sheriff; for it is WE who are your villains!” Mr. Horse: “They’re horse thieves, you morons!” Sheriff and deputy: (after a long pause with the Jeopardy music playing) “HORSE THIEVES! HANG 'EM!” Deputy: “Hey sheriff, we cain’t hang these fellers.” Sheriff: “Why not?” Deputy: “The skinny one don’t weigh enough, and the fat one ain’t got no neck.” Sheriff: “Aww, who we gone ta hang now?” Deputy: (resignedly) “I guess we’ll have to hang each other…” Both: (elatedly shriek with joy) **From the one with Stimpy’s inventions:** Ren: “Must … iron … underpants … for Stimpy!” Ren: “Hey, these are great, Stimpy! How do they work?” Stimpy: “They’re full of glue. Wait right there, I’ll go get the Stay-Put underpants and hat!” Ren: “You feelthy swine! I will KEEEELL you!” Stimpy: “Happy to be of service?” (I use this one all the time) **From “Marooned”:** Ren: (to female chihuahua doppelganger) “Ohh, baby, I lohve you.” \*\*From “The Littlest Giant”: Ren: "Oh woe is I, The well has gone dry And my cow only gives powdered milk. I tell you no lie, My sow she does fry, And my chicken will only lay silt." Ren: “Big? Why, you’re repulsively titanic!” **From the one where they’re selling the rubber nipples:** Mom: “Do you want to sleep out in the yard?” Dad: “You mean, for a change?” Ren: “You don’t know how to sell anything. You can’t even whiz by yourself.” **From “In the Army”:** Sarge: “Grrr… Congrabulations. Ya gradjeeated! Yer full-fledged tank paratroopers!” **From "Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen** Ren: “Look out! It’s a Kodiak Marmoset!” Narrator: “The world’s largest (smallest) carnivore.” Ren: “Heelllp! He’s … Merrrdering us!” Oh, how I miss that show. ---
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/38 "2001-09-14T21:55:12Z")
Shite. I meant to preview that. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2001, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/39 "2001-09-15T01:56:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cap’n Crude \* > \*\*[my own nitpick] > Apparently you’re all too young to remember the Slinky commercial that Log was stolen from. If you’d ever heard it, you’d know that the line is, and must be: > > What rolls down stairs > Alone or in pairs … etc. > [/my own nitpick]\*\* Nitpick of the nitpick: I think this was already pointed out by Weird Al Einstein. (BTW, about that slinky commercial: What walks down stairs, Alone or in pairs, And makes a Slinkity(?) sound? A spring! A spring! A marvelous thing! Everyone knows it’s Slinky!) ---
**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2001, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/40 "2001-09-15T14:27:49Z")
“What does it do?” “Maybe something bad… maybe something good. We’ll never know. Because you won’t TOUCH it, WILL you?!” “What’s that?” “Oh, that’s just my brain. It’s always falling out.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369.md?page=3)