# Favorite Ren and Stimpy quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 8, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369 "2001-09-08T06:22:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/61 "2013-07-24T12:12:30Z")
> [@pezwookiee](#): > > **Mr Horse:** Do you have any rubber… _Walrus Protectors_? > > **Walrus:** _Call the police_… That’s the one! Usually it’s just the walrus line.. So appropriate for many situations. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/62 "2013-07-24T12:37:17Z")
“I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!” ---
**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/63 "2013-07-24T16:09:28Z")
Ask Dr Stupid! It’s the Queen Bean! That one gets quoted every time we have baked beans. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/64 "2013-07-24T16:53:57Z")
I’d have to go with \*“Happy happy joy joy.” \* It’s my favorite quote and my favorite episode. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/65 "2013-07-24T18:56:21Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > “I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!” Trivial note: That and most of the other seemingly random spoken-word bits from “The Happy Happy Joy Joy” song are actual movie lines said by Burl Ives (the singer that Stinky Whizzlecheets is a parody of). The “I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!” quote is from **The Big Country**. Anyway: “My collection of infectious diseases! **VIOLATED**!”\* \*The way Ren says “VIOLATED” is what makes it funny. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/66 "2013-07-24T19:45:58Z")
“No Sir, I don’t like it. His butt’s too smooth.” ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/67 "2013-07-24T20:01:54Z")
What about what Powdered Toast Man instructs the fellow he has saved, and tossed up onto his back as he (PTM) flies away: “ **Quick man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!!** ” ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369/68 "2013-07-24T22:45:08Z")
> [@JKellyMap](#): > > For once, I sincerely appreciate a zombie thread’s re-emergence. I had no idea that the “Ren and Stimpy” show writers were so clever, funny, and creative – now I’m a fan just from reading this thread, never having (yet) enjoyed a real episode. WHAT??? Hie thineself to youtube! [Space MADness!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZCiZpph9jo) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-ren-and-stimpy-quotes/80369.md?page=3)