# Favorite scenes in Family Guy **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 17, 2003, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091 "2003-07-17T06:42:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/41 "2003-07-17T22:32:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* > “Try and stop them. And try and stop Pablo’s people from using drug money to buy arms from Lee’s countrymen, who will in turn sell them to Yura’s people so that they can ethnicly cleanse the rest of this nausiatingly diverse grab bag of genetic party favors you call a family. So, now you understand, yes? you all hate each other?” Classic. I defy anyone to read that w/o using Stewie’s voice. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/42 "2003-07-17T23:29:45Z")
Peter agrees to make some kind of concession to his wife’s wishes, which he follows by saying, “But just remember, honey, if I do this then tonight I get anal.” [Pause while our jaws hit the floor.] “…Yep, I’m gonna clean the kitchen, clean the bathroom, I’m scrubbin’ the whole house.” ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/43 "2003-07-17T23:58:35Z")
Brian: Well, Peter, you’ve only got a couple hours left. If you’re going to pull a party out of your ass, you might want to stand up. * * * (newscasters) Diane: Tom, I’m getting late word that you’re a petty, jealous closet case. Tom: Bit of breaking news - we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane? * * * Stewie: (pointing at diapers) I say… Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here! * * * Stewie: (in the womb): Day 171… I’ve sprouted an odd finger. Counting the one from yesterday (:::looking down at lap:::), I’m up to 11. * * * (At Peter’s “vision” of Cheesy Charlie’s) Proprietor, dressed like Satan: The children get to play our games, and if they win enough tickets they get a prize. Little boy: I have 13 tickets now, is that enough? Man at counter: I’m sorry Timmy, but you need 15 tickets to live! :::Timmy drops through trap door::: * * * Stewie (to airport guard): Noooo, damn you! You’re one of them, aren’t you! What are they paying you? I’ll double it! I’ll give you whatever you want – money! Women! … Men? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/44 "2003-07-18T00:47:28Z")
\*\*Weirddave \*\* already hit on my favoritest ever scene from anything, ever, but there are so, so many good ones in the first season and a half. Again from “Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater,” Brian is hammered at the coming out party for Peter and is pissing into a plant, singing "Moneymoneymon-nay… \MONAY!\ “Holy Crap” has a ton of scenes, too. I love almost all of the 4-DVD set, save for the last couple on disk three and the first few on disk four. Damn musical numbers. ---
**Author:** ![sv\_87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@sv\_87](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sv_87)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/45 "2003-07-18T01:52:58Z")
Another one from when Lois runs for school president, she putting up “Griffin” signs on the lawn when Peter comes out. Peter: Hey Lois, what’s with all the signs? Lois: Peter, I told you last night, I’m running for school president, you never listen to what I say. Peter: Oh yeah, now I remember. Hey Quamire, hey Cleveland… hey Lois what’s with all the signs? And later I think in the same episode when Peter goes off on some rant. Brian: Do you even listen to yourself talk? Peter: I drift in and out. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/46 "2003-07-18T02:38:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UnuMondo \* > \*\*I also dig the Bert and Ernie in bed together revealing the pain of their dysfunctional relationship (in “Homicide: Life on Sesame Street”)… > > UnuMondo \*\* Oh man, I loved that bit. Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn’t drink so much, Bert. Bert: Well Ernie, I wish you wouldn’t eat _cookies in the damn bed!!_ Ernie: Bert, you’re shouting again, Bert! ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/47 "2003-07-18T02:48:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > **"Holy Crap" has a ton of scenes, too.** Which reminds me of one of my favourite scenes: ‘Holy crip, he’s a crapple!’ ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/48 "2003-07-18T03:06:36Z")
The scene when the exterminators are called to the house to kill bugs, the whole scene is reminisent of an action movie. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/49 "2003-07-18T03:08:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Blue Sky \* > \*\*Stewie and Brian are at the airport trying to go home. Stewie puts his bag (which is full of various wepaons) on the X-ray machine. He begins to do a sound & dance to distract the security guards long enough for his bag to go past the monitor. He takes his bag and leaves. OBL comes up and tries to do the same thing. \*\* The song he does is “Good Ship Lollipop” After he’s done, he says “Well! Let’s just hope Osama bin Laden doesn’t know any SHOWTUNES.” Cut to OBL singing “I hope I get it! I hope I get it!” Sorry, just fleshing it out some. ---
**Author:** ![chewbasta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbe5ce/32.png) [@chewbasta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chewbasta)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/50 "2003-07-18T03:12:18Z")
Favorite scene… Hard to remember, I did LOVE the Y2K episode. And any with Stewie speaking of “kill lois” ---
**Author:** ![the\_terminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/848f3c/32.png) [@the\_terminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_terminator)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/51 "2003-07-18T03:15:00Z")
The episode when Peter beleives that he is a woman and is at the Million Man March where he gets up on stage and rants about how “you are the cause of all the problems in the world”(meaning only men in general). A few seconds of silence from the crowd, then cut to an overhead shot of Peter being chased through the streets by a very angry mob. ---
**Author:** ![Fnoonf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@Fnoonf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fnoonf)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/52 "2003-07-18T03:20:50Z")
When Brian’s on a coach with some Mexicans and tries to communicate with one of them: Brian: Hola, uh…uh…me llamo es Brian…uh…uh…uh, let’s see… Nosotros es Ustedes Unitas– Mexican: That was pretty good, but actually, when you said, ‘Me llamo es Brian’, you don’t need the ‘es,’ just ‘Me llamo Brian.’ Brian: Oh, you speak English. Mexican: No, just that first sentence and this one explaining it. Brian: You… you’re kidding, right? Mexican: Que? And that time where Peter and the next-door neighbor cop (forget his name) were talking about something, and Peter goes “It’s so fun, it should be illegal! You know, like copyright infringement!” then promptly morphs into Mickey Mouse and gives a few high-pitched chuckles before exiting the room. ---
**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/53 "2003-07-18T04:21:01Z")
Stewie: “Tomorrow’s forcast, sprinklings of genius and a chance of doom.” I’LL GET YOU BROCOLI ---
**Author:** ![lukaspriest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5a626/32.png) [@lukaspriest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lukaspriest)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/54 "2003-07-18T04:26:40Z")
For me, its when Peter and Lois and in their bedroom, having a normal conversation as they get ready for bed. Only, instead of putting on pajama’s, they start putting on hardcore S&M/Bondage outfits - black leather, whips, all that. Then, if I remember correctly, Lois says, “The safety word is banana.” I almost died when I saw that. If anyone can tell me what episode its in, I’d love to know. I can’t seem to remember. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/55 "2003-07-18T05:33:24Z")
“In the words of first lady of the American stage, Helen Hayes: I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!!” ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/56 "2003-07-18T06:06:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lukaspriest \* > \*\*For me, its when Peter and Lois and in their bedroom, having a normal conversation as they get ready for bed. Only, instead of putting on pajama’s, they start putting on hardcore S&M/Bondage outfits - black leather, whips, all that. Then, if I remember correctly, Lois says, “The safety word is banana.” > > I almost died when I saw that. If anyone can tell me what episode its in, I’d love to know. I can’t seem to remember. \*\* “Let’s Go to the Hop”. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/57 "2003-07-18T06:11:12Z")
From the episode with Brian and Stewie in Europe: Lost in the desert, they have to get shelter inside the carcass of their dead camel. Stewie: “You know, once you feng shui the organs it’s rather cozy in here.” ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/58 "2003-07-18T06:30:20Z")
Crazy Teacher: "Do you all have your scalpels ready kids? Because today we’re going to disect…A CLOWN! _alarmed gasp from students_ Well here’s why this clown died- his lungs were filled with CANDY! _flings candy out of clown corpse like it was a pinata_ ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/59 "2003-07-18T06:33:36Z")
Brian, after burying his mom, asks Stewie to say something…and he does: Yea, and God said to Abraham…You will kill your son Isaac! And Abraham said: ‘I can’t hear you. You’ll have to speak into the microphone.’ And God said, ‘Oh I’m sorry - is this better? Check check, check check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I’m still getting some hiss back here’ And then: I never knew Biscuit as a dog, but I did know her…as a table. She was sturdy, all four legs the same length. (Sorry, I have sooooooooo many) ---
**Author:** ![theendisnear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a4c791/32.png) [@theendisnear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theendisnear)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091/60 "2003-07-18T06:59:06Z")
Stewie’s whole “you are the weakest link” retort to some little girl cracks me up just thinking about it, wish i could remember the whole thing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-scenes-in-family-guy/189091.md?page=4)