# Favorite Seinfeld lines/scenes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** tv-shows-scripted\ **Created:** [September 18, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638 "2009-09-18T20:15:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/261 "2025-07-04T04:36:16Z")
> [@carrps](#): > > Me, too! > > ETA: I saw a series of outtakes from this scene on youtube, and Julia had a lot of difficulty actually delivering the line without cracking up. I sympathize. Here you go: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTnb0M1BS24](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTnb0M1BS24) ---
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/262 "2025-07-05T22:48:37Z")
[Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)SDSAB [Jun 20](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/257?u=peedin) “I could drop you like a bag of _dirt_.” Just possibly my favorite Elaine line in the whole damn series. I used this line when refinancing my house. I was dealing with stupid people, and when I finally talked to an upper level person, I told him “this nonsense will be fixed by tomorrow or I will visit you in Arizona and drop you like a bag of dirt.” Problem was resolved within 24 hours. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/263 "2025-07-05T22:59:46Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > “Oh, no! The Associated Press picked up the NYU story. I’ve been outed! And I was never even in!” [Kramer, bringing a handsome guy back to his place] “Uh, we’ll see you later.” [/Kramer, bringing a handsome guy back to his place] ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@salinqmind1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind1)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/264 "2025-07-07T14:24:32Z")
“It moved!” And my favorite: '“He took IT out. It. Out.” (later, ‘well, you showed her who you were..’) ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/265 "2025-07-07T16:06:06Z")
“The handsome guy” with Kramer is the same one who came up to Jerry in Monk’s and thanked him for inspiring him to come out of the closet while he was in the Marine Corps. Kinda puts a whole new light on Kramer, eh? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/266 "2025-07-07T16:10:09Z")
I liked the “Oh, come on!” look Elaine gave Jerry when he said “Maybe you were mistaken.” “Jerry…” 🤨 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638.md?page=13)