# Favorite Seinfeld lines/scenes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** tv-shows-scripted\ **Created:** [September 18, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638 "2009-09-18T20:15:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2021, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/141 "2021-04-02T04:07:35Z")
Newman: Wallet! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2021, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/142 "2021-04-02T09:20:45Z")
“They’re real. And they’re SPECTACULAR.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2021, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/143 "2021-04-02T10:01:09Z")
“I think _you’re_ ‘mentally ill’!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2021, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/144 "2021-04-02T14:15:33Z")
“I was never that big on creeds.” ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2021, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/145 "2021-04-02T16:30:58Z")
> [@crypto](#): > > Susan’s mom when the Costanza’s come to dinner: > > “Something’s missing, alright.” I use this line all the time The thing is, the line by itself isn’t funny, it’s what it’s a response to - Frank Costanza’s bit about the hen, the rooster, and the chicken. (From memory): Frank: “You got the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster’s having sex with the hen. But who’s having sex with the chicken? _Something’s missing!_” Susan’s mom: “Something’s missing alright.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/146 "2021-04-04T17:28:00Z")
“Oh, I’m sorry. It was the Moops.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2021, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/147 "2021-09-01T19:20:07Z")
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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2021, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/148 "2021-09-01T20:51:52Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > Frank: “You got the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster’s having sex with the hen. But who’s having sex with the chicken? _Something’s missing!_ ” > > Susan’s mom: “Something’s missing alright.” (Also from memory) Susan’s dad: “They’re _all_ chickens! The rooster has sex with all of them!” Frank: “Well that’s just perverted.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2021, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/149 "2021-09-02T15:34:50Z")
“Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that - but dinner, that’s heavy. That’s like an hour.” ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2021, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/150 "2021-09-02T15:40:01Z")
Kramer: “They’re very refreshing!!” (Junior mints). ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2021, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/151 "2021-09-02T15:47:00Z")
“Are you sponge-worthy?” ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2021, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/152 "2021-09-02T16:37:48Z")
_George is gettin’ upset!_ There’s no way for me to pick a favorite; to this day my vocabulary is saturated with Seinfeldisms. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2021, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/153 "2021-09-02T16:50:08Z")
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2021, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/154 "2021-09-02T17:12:56Z")
“It shrinks?!?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/155 "2021-09-03T19:20:21Z")
“Oh, I gotta get on that Internet - I’m late on everything!” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/156 "2021-09-03T19:47:59Z")
“… Downtown!” ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/157 "2021-09-04T13:56:41Z")
“Was that wrong?..” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/158 "2021-09-04T15:05:18Z")
“She had Man Hands.” ---
**Author:** ![BrickBat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@BrickBat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrickBat)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/159 "2021-09-04T16:33:40Z")
A scene from the episode called ‘The Gymnast’ IIRC. George had earlier explained to Jerry that he removes his shirt when he uses the bathroom ( to defecate ) to keep it from getting in the way. Later at a get together at his girlfriend’s home, in which George is desperately trying to re-ingratiate himself with his girlfriend’s family ( after earlier having made some revolting social faux pas in front of the mother ) George uses the bathroom. When he comes back out into the party, he’s stripped to the waist, sans shirt. His look when he’s realized this is priceless, as is the family’s reaction. ---
**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-seinfeld-lines-scenes/510638/160 "2021-09-04T16:49:01Z")
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