# Favorite Sexual inuendos in songs **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 6, 2002, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517 "2002-05-06T10:05:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/41 "2002-05-07T22:53:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachV \* > \*\*Mexican Blackbird by ZZ Top: > > So head for the border > And put in an order or two > The wings of the blackbird > will spread like an eagle for you!" > > Let’s drive that ol’ Chrysler to Mexico boys… \*\* you could fill an entire Greatest Hits album of ZZ Top’s songs about blowjobs and sex!🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/42 "2002-05-08T00:39:03Z")
I’ve been listening to a lot of Sublime lately… So she told me to come over and I took that trip And then she pulled out my mushroom tip And when it came out it went drip drip drip I didn’t know she had the GI Joe kung fu grip! That’s just pure poetry. ---
**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/43 "2002-05-08T01:09:12Z")
“Remember when I moved in you and the holy dove was moving too and every breath we drew was hallejuah…” Leonard Cohen, covered beautifully by Jeff Buckley ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/44 "2002-05-08T03:09:50Z")
“I’m gonna give you every inch of my love” – Led Zeppelin, “Whole Lotta Love” (I think) Then, of course, there are the entire lyrics to “River of Love” by Bon Jovi: River Of Love R.Sambora Let me tell you a story About body and blood There’s a fire below Deep in the river of love Hey pretty mama I’m just trying to be nice I wanna make you feel the rhythm of the river tonight And when the story is over You’ll be satisfied Honey, honey, honey don’t you understand To make you feel like a woman Makes me feel like a man Let me take you down to the river of love Baby pull me under Make me drown in your flood Baptize my body in your river of love Wontcha take me down I wanna drown In your river of love If you’re a little lovesick Woman I got the cure Let me be your preacher And you can be my whore I feel your heart pumpin honey don’t say not I wanna dive in your river Take you down real slow And then your body will quiver And the river will flow Honey, honey, honey don’t you understand To make you feel like a woman Makes me feel like a man Let me take you down to the river of love Baby pull me under Make me drown in your flood Baptize my body in your river of love Wontcha take me down I wanna drown In your river of love Down, down, down let me take ya Down, down, down I wanna take ya Let me take you down to the river of love Baby pull me under Make me drown in your flood Baptize my body in your river of love Wontcha take me down I wanna drown In our river of love ---
**Author:** ![rsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsa)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/45 "2002-05-08T03:23:55Z")
How about **Melanie’s _‘Brand New Key’_**? > [@](#): > > I rode my bicycle past your window last night > I roller skated to your door at daylight > It almost seems like you’re avoiding me > I’m okay alone, but you got something I need > > Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates > You got a brand new key > I think that we should get together and try them out you see > I been looking around awhile > You got something for me > Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates > You got a brand new key > > I ride my bike, I roller skate, don’t drive no car > Don’t go too fast, but I go pretty far > For somebody who don’t drive > I been all around the world > Some people say, I done all right for a girl > > Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates > You got a brand new key > I think that we should get together and try them out you see > I been looking around awhile > You got something for me > Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates > You got a brand new key > > I asked your mother if you were at home > She said, yes … but you weren’t alone > Oh, sometimes I think that you’re avoiding me > I’m okay alone, but you’ve got something I need > > Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates > You got a brand new key > I think that we should get together and try them out to see > La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la > Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates > You got a brand new key ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/46 "2002-05-08T03:45:24Z")
“Love in an Elevator/ Livin’ it up while I’m goin’ down” Aerosmith, Love In An Elevator, Pump “So there she was, buns up and a-kneelin’, I was a-wheelin’ and a-dealing, my ace in the hole, so to speak” Aerosmith, Girl Keeps Coming Apart, Permanent Vacation “I’m riding, I’m shining up my saddle/ I’m riding, this snake is gonna rattle” Aerosmith, Back In The Saddle, Rocks The entirety of… Aerosmith, Big Ten Inch Record, Toys In the Attic (actually not originally by Aerosmith, though) “Pink - on the lips of your lover” Aerosmith, Pink, Nine Lives OK, I’ll stop now. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/47 "2002-05-08T04:10:21Z")
Damn, **brondicon** beat me to “Kiss that Frog.” How about “[Sex Farm Woman](http://www.ultimate-lyrics.de/texte/bandalbums/albums_s/spinaltap_thisisspinaltap.htm#Sex%20Farm)” by Spinal Tap. Very subtle. 😃 _Getting out my pitch fork And poking your hay_ ---
**Author:** ![CurlyD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@CurlyD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CurlyD)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/48 "2002-05-08T16:42:41Z")
Jackson Browne has another, “Rosie”: But Rosie you’re all right – you wear my ring When you hold me tight – Rosie that’s my thing When you turn out the light – I’ve got to hand it to me Looks like it’s me and you again tonight Rosie Then there’s “Popsicle Toes” by Diana Krall: You’ve got the nicest North America This sailor ever saw I like to feel your warm Brazil and touch your Panama But your Tierra del Fuegos are nearly always froze We’ve got to seesaw until we un-thaw those Popsicle toes As for “Whole Lotta Love,” I always thought the instrumental break in the middle, with the wailing guitar and the spinning sound effects, was an orgasm put to music. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Bee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Larry\_Bee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Bee)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/49 "2002-05-08T17:54:12Z")
I always thought that AC/DC were the masters at this sort of thing: [http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/1346/acdc.html](http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/1346/acdc.html) Check out ‘Big Balls’, ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’, ‘Sink The Pink’ and of course ‘The Jack’😉 ---
**Author:** ![JohnnyMustard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/90db22/32.png) [@JohnnyMustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnnyMustard)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/50 "2002-05-08T23:59:08Z")
Not so subtle, but I can’t believe no one has mentioned them yet… “Kiss me where it smells funny” By The Bloodhound Gang You came twice last year like a Sears catalog ‘Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you’re seeing me but soon I’ll have you seein’ God ‘Cause girl I’ll get you pantin’ like you’re Pavlov’s dog Like a DC-10 guaranteed to go down But baby your black box is the one that I found I’ll give you the gift that keeps on givin’ it won’t cost ya any money Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny So down I go like I’m 2000 Flushes I can tell I’m doin’ somethin’ right by the way that she blushes She’s the one that’s speechless I’m the one that’s tongue-tied She’s thinkin’ holy mackerel I’m thinkin’ tuna on the side There must be somethin’ wrong with Al Pacino’s nose ‘Cause the “Scent Of A Woman” is like rotten tomatoes Yeah I’m snorkelin’ for clams it doesn’t matter if I wanna be Don’t come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base I can tell that cherry’s ripe by the way it tastes Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties And then drink it while I’m eating out down at the Seafood Shanty ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/51 "2002-05-09T04:29:19Z")
Remember “Cook with Honey” by Judy Collins? _I always cook with honey To sweeten up the night I always cook with honey Tell me how’s your appetite? Some sweet love_ Donna Summer’s “Love to Love You, Baby”. 'Nuff said. But the best I’ve ever heard is [“Garden in My Room”](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000005AYD/qid=1020918133/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-5570009-5283922) by [Merrill Bainbridge](http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=1MERRIL%7CBAINBRIDGE). Very clever, sweet, and sexy. \*There’s a garden in my room Would you like to take a look There are fascinating things you’ll find there If you dare to come inside There is nothing I will hide Come where there is sweet perfume In the garden in my room It has apples sweet and ripe If you’d like to have a taste I’ll let you Cherries red as they could be Such amazing things you’ll see Everything is in full bloom In the garden in my room … Lay your head on my flower bed And I promise you will never ever want to say goodbye … Rest your body on my velvet roses Once you’ve tasted my delights Many days will turn to nights There is nothing you won’t do For the garden in my room\* ---
**Author:** ![Tedster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@Tedster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tedster)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/52 "2002-05-09T04:39:36Z")
“It’s All Inside” Latest TV commercial jingle, for Sears. Hm. ---
**Author:** ![bumblebee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@bumblebee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bumblebee)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/53 "2002-05-09T11:23:36Z")
michael franks eggplant " well my baby cooks her eggplant, bout 19 different ways, sometimes I just have it raw with mayonaise." ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/54 "2002-05-09T15:39:50Z")
“Amanda Ruth” by Rank and File (later covered by the Everly Brothers): \*She burned the biscuits and her gravy was strange; Can’t fry a chicken in a microwave range; Her salt’s tasty, Her sugar’s sweet; No she can’t cook but she’s got something to eat! Amanda…Amanda Ruth…\* ---
**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/55 "2002-05-09T16:33:50Z")
“You’re shining some glory on me” from Liz Phair and who can forget the Vapors’ " I think I’m turning Japanese"? ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/56 "2002-05-09T16:41:01Z")
What, no **Sugar Walls**? ---
**Author:** ![Michele\_in\_SoCal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Michele\_in\_SoCal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michele_in_SoCal)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/57 "2002-05-10T03:00:47Z")
**Joni Mitchell’s** Raised on Robbery "I’m a pretty good cook; I’m sitting on my groceries. Come up to my kitchen I’ll show you my best recipes!" ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/58 "2002-05-10T03:11:34Z")
“But she can’t keep away from my big bamboo!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/59 "2002-05-10T04:33:15Z")
Deep Purple- “Knocking at Your Backdoor” (the title itself is an innuendo) So we put her on the hit list of a common, cunning linguist a master of many tongues… I think it was the 4,723rd time I heard this song that something in my brain clicked… ---
**Author:** ![Jerevan\_Somerville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@Jerevan\_Somerville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jerevan_Somerville)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517/60 "2002-05-10T16:44:16Z")
Heart, _Mistral Wind_ – the whole song. 38 Special, _Don’t Wanna Get It Dirty_: She’s the sweetest thing to ever wear high heels And drives the finest set of wheels But she don’t wanna get it dirty Won’t take me for a ride Don’t wanna get it dirty Don’t wanna lose the shine And let’s not forget Fleetwood Mac’s _Tusk_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-sexual-inuendos-in-songs/107517.md?page=2)