# Favorite Signatures at SD

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-signatures-at-sd/30260>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 22, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-signatures-at-sd/30260 "2000-08-22T03:29:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-signatures-at-sd/30260/41 "2000-08-23T19:51:37Z")

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So to change my sig to:

“One of Zenster’s favorite sigs.”

would be:

a) Really clever and cool.

b) Just plain dumb.

c) A way to suck up to Zenster, but pointless.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-signatures-at-sd/30260/42 "2000-08-23T21:29:53Z")

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Most of Neuro Trash Grrl’s sigs were great, but I really loved the one about the infinite number of rednecks.

“Yer pal, Satan.” That one still makes me grin.

“‘Fluff yer hair, Beula. I’s feelings frisky.’ M.S.” From Diane (Paraphrased).

“I sold my soul to Satan. I got a dollar.”

“Homer’s Brain: That’s it. I’m outta here!”

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-signatures-at-sd/30260/43 "2000-08-24T00:14:51Z")

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Wow, I’m on somebody’s favorites list! First time for everything, I guess… Thanks, Al!

My favorites are DVous Mean’s “Knock softly but firmly, 'cause I like soft firm knockers”, and (sorry I can’t remember the name) “‘Everything I know could be a lie, for all I know, I could just be a brain in a jar…’  
-Transcript from Jar #72. Recommend immediate termination.”

Achernar had one for a while, too, “‘Well your momma’s so dumb, she thought the derivative of cosine was plain old sine’ --Winston” that I thought was hilarious, but that’s mostly because I knew Winston.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-signatures-at-sd/30260/44 "2000-08-24T00:43:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \*  
> \*\*So to change my sig to:
> 
> “One of Zenster’s favorite sigs.”
> 
> would be:
> 
> a) Really clever and cool.
> 
> b) Just plain dumb.
> 
> c) A way to suck up to Zenster, but pointless. \*\*

Actually pal, you would be all three. But let’s not go into that right now.

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**Author:** ![TaleraRis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@TaleraRis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaleraRis)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-signatures-at-sd/30260/45 "2000-08-24T03:27:43Z")

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“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”

Hehe…that’s Jophiel’s RT…he’s a Simpsons maniac and Marge says that in an episode

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