# Favorite Simpson's Lyrics. . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 17, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-simpsons-lyrics/357115 "2006-05-17T15:54:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Amaranta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Amaranta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amaranta)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-simpsons-lyrics/357115/61 "2006-05-18T21:49:38Z")
My all-time, number one favourite (from memory, so forgive any screw-ups): Maaaax Power, he’s the man With the name you’d love to tooooouch. But you musn’t toooooooouch! His name sounds good in your ear, But when you hear it, you musn’t fear! Because his name can be said by anyone… ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-simpsons-lyrics/357115/62 "2006-05-18T23:03:39Z")
This is from one of the Simpsons video games (hit and run I think), not sure if it was in an episode though. Homer singing: I am so smart, I am so smart S-M-R-T…Damnit! ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-simpsons-lyrics/357115/63 "2006-05-18T23:14:50Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > This is from one of the Simpsons video games (hit and run I think), not sure if it was in an episode though. > > Homer singing: > I am so smart, I am so smart > S-M-R-T…Damnit! Actually, this was in an episode, _Homer Goes To College_. Homer burns his high school diploma after hearing he’s going to college. As the room catches on fire, Homer sings… I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T! According to the DVD commentary on this episode, the misspelling of “smart” was an ad-lib by Dan Castenelleta. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-simpsons-lyrics/357115/64 "2006-05-18T23:27:25Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > Actually, this was in an episode, _Homer Goes To College_. Homer burns his high school diploma after hearing he’s going to college. As the room catches on fire, Homer sings… > > I am so smart! I am so smart! > I am so smart! I am so smart! > S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T! > > According to the DVD commentary on this episode, the misspelling of “smart” was an ad-lib by Dan Castenelleta. I figured it had to be from an episode, just didn’t recall it offhand. ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-simpsons-lyrics/357115/65 "2006-05-19T00:27:14Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > _Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really stink > We wouldn’t have a tire yard or a mid-sized roller rink > We wouldn’t have our gallows or our shiny Bigfoot traps > It’s not the mayor’s fault that the stadium collapsed!_ Amazing… I have one of [these t-shirts](http://www.giftapolis.com/sitvoquhevof.html) on right now as I type! ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-simpsons-lyrics/357115/66 "2006-05-19T00:32:12Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Hey, he lied to us through song! I hate it when people do that! But my very favorite quote from that episode is: **Apu** : I have come to make amends, sir. At first I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt: I am at your service. **Homer** : You’re… selling what, now? **Apu** : I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment. **Homer** : You can’t sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the Cosmos! _(slams the door)_ **Apu** : He’s got me there. ---
**Author:** ![carterba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@carterba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carterba)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-simpsons-lyrics/357115/67 "2006-05-19T02:23:27Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > I can’t believe this thread has already almost been a page long and there’s been no mention of the classic ad jingle… > > _Call Mister Plow > That’s the name. > That name again > Is Mister Plow._ > [sub]Written by Jeff Martin, ©1992 TCF Music Corp. Used without permission[/sub] **Linda Ronstadt:** Senor Plow no es macho, solamente un borracho… **Homer:** I’m Mr. Plow and I’m here to say, I’m the plowin-est guy in the USA! I got a big plow and I move a lot of things Like your cow if you have one. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-simpsons-lyrics/357115/68 "2006-05-19T03:04:03Z")
I didn’t see this one mentioned yet: **The Kindness of Strangers** Marge/Blanche: Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers… (music begins) Cast: You can always depend on the kindness of strangers… To pluck up your spirits, and shield you from dangers… Marge/Blanche: Now here’s a tip from Blanche you won’t regret… Cast: A stranger’s just a friend you haven’t met… You haven’t met… STREETCAR! ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-simpsons-lyrics/357115/69 "2006-05-19T03:21:11Z")
_Yvan Eht Nioj, Yvan Eht Nioj, Yvan Eht Nioj This party is happenin, it’s no mirage So sing it again, Yvan Eht Nioj Yvan Eht Nioj!_ ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-simpsons-lyrics/357115/70 "2006-05-19T03:30:48Z")
Checkin’ in! I’m checkin’ in! No more booze or alcohol! No more pot or demerol! No more stinkin’ fun at all! I’m checkin’ in! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-simpsons-lyrics/357115/71 "2006-05-19T05:05:25Z")
I often find myself singing _Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius oh oh Dr. Zaius Help me Dr. Zaius!_ But strangely enough when I saw this thread the first song to pop into my head was “Shaving my shoulders”. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-simpsons-lyrics/357115/72 "2006-05-19T06:45:23Z")
I like Homer’s Safety Dance. _You can dance You can dance Everybody look at your pants_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-simpsons-lyrics/357115.md?page=3)