# Favorite single line from television? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 26, 2016, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309 "2016-01-26T22:05:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![edwards\_beard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@edwards\_beard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwards_beard)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/161 "2016-01-27T20:52:49Z")
Seriously, when the going gets tough, you don’t want a criminal lawyer. Alright, you want a\* criminal \*lawyer. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/162 "2016-01-27T21:03:54Z")
The TV show Justified when Art says to Raylan: “You’re like the Hillbilly Whisperer - we should get you on Oprah.” ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/163 "2016-01-27T21:15:07Z")
“You are a sex god, Señor.” ---
**Author:** ![Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marvin_the_martian/32/2898_2.png) [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvin_the_Martian)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/164 "2016-01-27T21:29:32Z")
“My…brain…hurts” “And now for something completely different…” “If life were fair, there wouldn’t be rich people.” ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/165 "2016-01-27T21:30:50Z")
from _All in the Family_: Archie Bunker: “If God had meant for white people to dance with colored people–” Meathead: “He would have given us rhythm, too.” Gloria: [quotes a statistic about gun murders] Archie: “Would it make you feel better, little girl, if they was pushed out of windows?” from _The Kids in the Hall:_ “We’ve been coming to Earth for fifty years, performing anal probes, and all we’ve learned is that one in ten doesn’t really seem to mind.” ---
**Author:** ![edwards\_beard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@edwards\_beard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwards_beard)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/166 "2016-01-27T21:32:02Z")
> [@MaxTheVool](#): > > Because the greatest TV show of all time needs some recognition here, I’ll go with… > > “Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit” “Omar’s Comin’” Levy: “You are a parasite that leeches off the culture of drugs” Omar: “Just Like You Man” Levy: “Excuse me-What?” Omar: “I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It’s all in the game though, right?” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/167 "2016-01-27T21:35:45Z")
[singing]“I’m gonna get me a shotgun and shoot every honky I see. . .” ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/168 "2016-01-27T21:42:03Z")
“Kiss my grits!” ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/169 "2016-01-27T21:43:44Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > There’s a particular show that hasn’t been represented here yet, that I’m trying to pick a favorite line from. > > “Hands up: who likes me?” > > “Darling Fascist Bully Boy…” > > “This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.” > > “Uh, Vyvyan, can you actually kill yourself with laxatives?” > > “Is that true, Bambi? Did you do a Disney Nasty?” > > “It’s as if the kettle’s killed itself rather than be used by me.” > > “The old trick, eh? Eat the telly” “Ha! You missed BOTH my legs!” ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/170 "2016-01-27T21:52:27Z")
“Always rude, that one.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/171 "2016-01-27T22:19:51Z")
“Oh, me! What is I gonna do?” “I loves ya, Andy! I loves ya, son!” “Why is it me? Why is it always me?” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/172 "2016-01-27T22:20:55Z")
“My God, you’re ugly!” ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/173 "2016-01-27T22:22:05Z")
“You rang?” “But I’m feeling MUCH better now!” “Shazbat!” “Put it in a sock, Clayton!” “Bite my shiny metal ass!” “I ain’t gettin’ on no airplane, Hannibal.” “Murdock, shut up, you fool!” “Oscar, Oscar, Oscar!” ---
**Author:** ![TexCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/texcat/32/9041_2.png) [@TexCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TexCat)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/174 "2016-01-27T22:23:30Z")
“Hi, I’m Larry; this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/175 "2016-01-27T22:23:39Z")
“Oh, that’s brilliant! We ought to put you on _ **Mastermind** _! ‘Next contestant, from Torquay, Sybil Fawlty. Subject: The Bleeding Obvious!’” ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/176 "2016-01-27T22:24:39Z")
“It is green.” ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/177 "2016-01-27T22:28:50Z")
We just saved the day, didn’t we? Yes, sir. What does that make us? Big damn heroes, sir. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/178 "2016-01-27T22:29:12Z")
“Call me Suzy _Chapstick_!” “I became a swami 'cause I thought it would be a good way to meet girls!” “Don’t you just love beautiful feet?” “The pain … the ITCH … of hemorrhoids!” “Painful rectal itch!” “The heartbreak of psoriasis!” “STRAW-ber-ries! BLUE-ber-ries! CHER-er-er-ER-er-er-ies!” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/179 "2016-01-27T22:30:14Z")
“That’s it for him then!” “I was wrong to meddle with the forces of Darkness and I see that now.” “Awwww, the Denver Broncos.” ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309/180 "2016-01-27T22:42:10Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > There’s a particular show that hasn’t been represented here yet, that I’m trying to pick a favorite line from. > > “Hands up: who likes me?” > > “Darling Fascist Bully Boy…” > > “This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.” > > “Uh, Vyvyan, can you actually kill yourself with laxatives?” > > “Is that true, Bambi? Did you do a Disney Nasty?” > > “It’s as if the kettle’s killed itself rather than be used by me.” > > “The old trick, eh? Eat the telly” “Vyvyan, where’d you get that howitzer” Though my memory may be faulty. And, I remember that line as “ **Dear** Darling Fascist Bully Boy”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-single-line-from-television/744309.md?page=10)