# Favorite song about cheaters/cheating

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 6, 2012, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835 "2012-09-06T09:24:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/61 "2012-09-07T14:16:20Z")

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> [@snowthx](#):
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> Heart - \*All I Wanna do is Make Love to You \*- a song about getting impregnated by a stranger because your husband is shooting blanks.

My nomination for creepiest top 40 hit ever, btw.

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**Author:** ![canterburyales](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@canterburyales](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/canterburyales)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/62 "2012-09-07T14:48:01Z")

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First Aid Kit [Tangerine](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GAb4C2ZcYE)

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/63 "2012-09-08T07:38:59Z")

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> [@StusBlues](#):
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> My nomination for creepiest top 40 hit ever, btw.

Haha, possibly. Although, that song is pretty damn good and unique. But I admit it’s creepy, especially the last verse…

Please try to understand  
I’m in love with another man  
but what he couldn’t give me, oh  
was the one little thing that you can  
\<\_\< so creepy

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/64 "2012-09-08T08:31:38Z")

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A deep album cut off The Rolling Stones “Steel Wheels” album URL=“[cant be seen - The Rolling Stones - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdvONVASpB4)”]Can’t be Seen was one I always liked. (Of course when that album came out I had a crush on a guy who had just got back together with an ex-girlfriend… nothing came of it, but when you are 20 lyrics have a certain resonance.)

Sloan’s [The Other Man](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuauRyX-G8k) is a good one.  
Is this for the saddest MP3 play list ever?

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/65 "2012-09-08T08:54:01Z")

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> [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](#):
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> Is this for the saddest MP3 play list ever?

Haha no I just figured it would make a good thread topic 😃

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/66 "2012-09-08T16:54:40Z")

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[Take It Easy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEzTdBJUHO8) by the Eagles.

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**Author:** ![jayrey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jayrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayrey)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/67 "2012-09-08T17:04:00Z")

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“The Thunder Rolls” by Garth Brooks. The full version with the last verse (infrequently heard) about how the wife resolves the problem.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/68 "2012-09-08T19:56:55Z")

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> [@zoog](#):
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> Hell, probably half of Robert Cray’s songs are about cheating now that I think about it.

True! Nearly the whole album _Strong Persuader_. I especially enjoy\* I Guess I Showed Her.\*

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**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/69 "2012-09-08T20:04:50Z")

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Oh come on, 70 posts and no one has;

[The Piña Colada Song](http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_(Rupert_Holmes_song)) by Rupert Holmes

or

[Lucille](http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucille_(Kenny_Rogers_song)) by Kenny Rogers

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**Author:** ![Atomic\_Mama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5ac83/32.png) [@Atomic\_Mama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Mama)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/70 "2012-09-08T20:07:54Z")

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If it hasn’t been mentioned yet, I recommend Little Milton’s “Let Me Down Easy.” Listened it for MONTHS after my divorce. Yeah, my ex “let me down easy,” but that didn’t ease the grief and anger and betrayal I felt.

Great song & lyrics, though!

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/71 "2012-09-09T00:38:27Z")

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> [@UncleRojelio](#):
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> Oh come on, 70 posts and no one has;
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> [The Piña Colada Song](http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_(Rupert_Holmes_song)) by Rupert Holmes
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> or
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> [Lucille](http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucille_(Kenny_Rogers_song)) by Kenny Rogers

For Escape? Yeah, in post [#25](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15463178&postcount=25).

Although the intent to cheat was there, I guess they decided to stay together after bumping into each other at O’Malley’s Bar.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/72 "2012-09-09T00:52:28Z")

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Conway Twitty singing [Linda on my Mind](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsc-etVI2DQ)

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/73 "2012-09-09T00:58:17Z")

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Reminder, folks – please don’t quote lyrics in full (no more than a chorus, or chorus and verse). Feel free to link to full version elsewhere, though.

Thanks,

**twickster** , Cafe Society moderator

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/74 "2012-09-09T04:39:28Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> Haha no I just figured it would make a good thread topic 😃

I did remember what year it was before I said “saddest _mix tape_ ever!”

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/75 "2012-09-09T07:16:36Z")

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[Dixie Chicken](http://youtu.be/1FekVR_SC5M) by Little Feet.  
“and all the boys there in the bar began to sing along…”  
[Betty and Me](http://youtu.be/20OsrRjNcjY) by Jonathan Coulton.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/76 "2012-09-09T07:36:18Z")

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[Bobby Vee - The Night Has a Thousand Eyes](http://youtu.be/ssCLB6Y8zjA)

It’s so…cheerful.

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**Author:** ![BTEzra04](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9f8e36/32.png) [@BTEzra04](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BTEzra04)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/77 "2012-09-10T00:15:39Z")

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Josh Groban’s “[Broken Vow](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hTydy-GRuY):” (…yes, I happen to like some…schmaltzy sounding stuff)

_“Tell me his name  
I want to know  
The way he looks  
And where you go  
I need to see his face  
I need to understand  
Why you and I came to an end”_

The piano is absolutely gorgeous as well. It just conveys so much sadness, plus the lyrics.

Oh, and the wonderfully bitter “[You Oughtta Know,](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UEWbTxmG9o)” by Alanis Morissette. At least, I think it counts, or at least it could be construed as such.

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**Author:** ![Lochdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@Lochdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lochdale)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/78 "2012-09-10T00:49:47Z")

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Del Amitri - Last to know.

Elvis - Suspicious Minds.

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**Author:** ![azraiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@azraiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/azraiel)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/79 "2012-09-10T07:40:06Z")

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Oh holy shit! How could I neglect to mention [Marianne Faithfull](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mvAMEaWgTQ)!?!? Though I prefer the version from _Blazing Away_ better…

Pick up your mic, **wheresmymind** –your girl got beat by _decades_.

_Now_ the thread is over.

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-song-about-cheaters-cheating/633835/80 "2012-09-10T08:15:41Z")

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**Azraiel** –I just came in to post that Marrianne Faithful song. Honest to OG, all the talk of fruit that tastes like sweaty gonads reminded me.

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