# Favorite Star Trek quotes

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 25, 2005, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-star-trek-quotes/300946 "2005-04-25T01:42:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2005, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-star-trek-quotes/300946/141 "2005-04-30T22:43:34Z")

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“Grow some hair, Picard. You’re brain’s getting cold!”

The quote that I use most often is obscure without the sound effect. “Working. Chkchkchkchkchkchk.”

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2005, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-star-trek-quotes/300946/142 "2005-04-30T22:47:04Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> “Grow some hair, Picard. You’re brain’s getting cold!”

Your. GAH!

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**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2005, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-star-trek-quotes/300946/143 "2005-05-01T00:15:34Z")

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Kirk: But what you’re after is a royal fizzbin, but the odds in getting a royal fizzbin are astron – Spock, what are the odds in getting a royal fizzbin?  
Spock: (deadpan) I’ve never computed them.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-star-trek-quotes/300946/144 "2005-05-01T15:33:13Z")

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“So, what _do_ Klingons dream about?”

Worf looks at his audience. “Things that would send chills down your spine and wake you in the middle of the night. No, it is best that you do not know. Excuse me.”

Kira, looking after him, “I can never tell if he’s joking or not.”

I think Worf had a very subtle sense of humor and enjoyed teasing folk with the whole Klingon Warrior mythos.

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**Author:** ![Daylon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/45deac/32.png) [@Daylon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daylon)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2005, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-star-trek-quotes/300946/145 "2005-05-01T16:10:03Z")

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Spock: “Interesting game this…poker.”

Bones: “\<insert any damnit jim\>…I’m a doctor not a bricklayer!”

D.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2005, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-star-trek-quotes/300946/146 "2005-05-01T20:27:56Z")

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> [@yohan go](#):
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> “OK, funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.”  
> And what said Spock when he looked down the toilet in captains office?
> 
> “Hmmm. Interesting. It’s captain’s log.”
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> Me. Ducks and runs.

KIRK: Five to beam up, Scotty!

SCOTT (INCREDULOUS): Ye only lost **one** Security officer, Captain?!

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