# Favorite Super-Simple Sandwich?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 20, 2013, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174 "2013-04-20T00:01:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![magnusblitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@magnusblitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magnusblitz)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/41 "2013-04-20T04:21:50Z")

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Grilled cheese. BLTs are good too.

What I have most days is roast beef and cheese (usually pepperjack or harvarti) on a sourdough roll with may and mustard.

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**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/42 "2013-04-20T04:25:01Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> Heh. And for my brother, biting is an unnecessary complication. He would make that and shove the whole thing in his mouth at once.

I was just about to post to say that one could reduce it to buttering just half the slice and inserting it along the reverse of the buttered/unbuttered axis. Biting down would automatically fold the bread as well. 😃

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/43 "2013-04-20T04:26:17Z")

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Tomato and blue cheese on toast, broiled  
Bacon, tomato and mayo on toast  
Meatloaf and ketchup

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/44 "2013-04-20T04:30:49Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Tomato and blue cheese on toast, broiled

Oh, that reminds me (if open-faced bread-vehicled items count) – English muffin pizzas from under the broiler. Muffin half, Prego, mozzarella only.

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**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/45 "2013-04-20T06:05:26Z")

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> [@Athena](#):
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> Sharp cheddar, thick-sliced ham, garlic mayo… on 2 Eggo waffles. Grilled like a grilled cheese.
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> Seriously, heaven.

Damn that sounds good. I have Eggos in the freezer…

For me it’s peanut butter and strawberry margarita jam (which I make myself).

A close second would be Braunschweiger and mustard, or perhaps a smoked sausage patty on a biscuit with garlic jelly.

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**Author:** ![wombattver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b77776/32.png) [@wombattver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wombattver)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/46 "2013-04-20T06:24:11Z")

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Leftover cold bacon and butter on white bread.  
Extra crunchy peanut butter on the heels of white or wheat bread.  
Liverwurst alone on white bread or crusty french bread.  
Fresh tomatoes and basil from my garden on toasted baguette slices with fresh mozzarella and olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

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**Author:** ![azraiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@azraiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/azraiel)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/47 "2013-04-20T08:50:06Z")

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For me: beef bologna, Kraft single, iceberg lettuce (middle of the head: greenish but not limp) and Miracle Whip\* on Roman Meal bread.

It’s so very white and mid-western. It’s the first sandwich I learned to make after a grilled cheese. I can’t buy Roman Meal anymore, but a sandwich made with a close approximation will instantly take me back to my seven year old self parked in front of the TV on Saturday morning. Watching cartoons, neck craned back (I sat way too close) and hoping CBS wouldn’t preempt the Dukes of Hazzard rerun with some stupid sport or something.

Good? Maybe not. Favorite? Absolutely. One bite and I’m thirty years younger, waiting for Bo and Luke (and Daisy!) to do their thing.\*\*

\*Chill. I’ve long since been converted to mayo, but this sandwich requires the other thing…

\*\*Dynamite arrows. Goddamn, but did I love the dynamite arrows.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/48 "2013-04-20T09:13:38Z")

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Cream cheese and apricot preserves on the whitest fluffiest bread possible.

Completely devoid of anything resembling nutrition, but it’s sort of a sandwich version of a kolacky, so it’s amazing.

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**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/49 "2013-04-20T12:51:46Z")

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Ham and jam (apricot is good, but any kind, really) on buttered bread. Maybe with a slice of Swiss cheese. I basically lived on this for a year in Czechoslovakia.

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/50 "2013-04-20T13:30:11Z")

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BLT.

I only get them eating out; I’ve never actually made one for myself because I’m always missing at least one of the key ingredients.

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**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/51 "2013-04-20T13:34:02Z")

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Costco canned chicken, best foods, diced celery, sweet relish, celery salt on miners sourdough…  
slurp!!!

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/52 "2013-04-20T13:35:46Z")

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Cucumbers and cheddar on white or wheat bread.

Pumpernickel with butter and sliced radishes. Open faced, sprinkled with salt.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/53 "2013-04-20T14:39:51Z")

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The one sandwich that I can make that literally makes my mouth start watering on cue, the minute I think of it is very simple:

White bread  
Miracle whip or mayonnaise  
Cheddar Cheese (Or American if I must)

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/54 "2013-04-20T15:59:42Z")

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My all time favorite sandwich has just three ingredients: Bologna, American cheese, and in-season tomato slices on toasted white bread.

And if we’re not counting condiments as ingredients, add yellow mustard, salt & pepper.  
mmym

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**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/55 "2013-04-20T22:08:55Z")

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My easiest and most comforting go-to is scrambled egg on toasted Pepperidge Farm white bread with mayo, salt and pepper. We always have all of those ingredients in the house.

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**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/56 "2013-04-20T23:25:27Z")

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Hungry now. For summer vegetables, especially…I want REAL tomatoes!  
I forgot about Eggo waffles–I do love a waffle with crunchy peanut butter and a little drizzle of honey. Completely different than pb and honey on bread.

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**Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/57 "2013-04-21T00:55:15Z")

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grilled pb&JAM  
white/baloney/butter/mustard  
white/sliced cheese in a micro. watch it. stop when it looks good.  
white/sliced cucumber or potato chips and any lunch meat and cheese.

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**Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/58 "2013-04-21T01:13:19Z")

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Colby cheese on fresh ciabatta roll.  
Add fresh tomato in season.

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**Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/59 "2013-04-21T13:57:31Z")

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Fresh tomato, cheddar cheese, butter and mayo, on a crusty roll.

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**Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-super-simple-sandwich/656174/60 "2013-04-21T14:46:12Z")

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I haven’t made it in a while but I used to like braunschweiger, cream cheese and onion on burnt toast.

Cheddar and pesto on wholemeal.

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