# Favorite unusual "toasts"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-unusual-toasts/210412>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 30, 2003, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-unusual-toasts/210412 "2003-10-30T08:50:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-unusual-toasts/210412/41 "2003-11-04T18:19:35Z")

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The OP started with a ST toast, and I’d like to add another. A Klingon toast:

Qapla’

means success. It works on so many levels, especially if you’re the type who has “studied” and somewhat understands Klingon culture.

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**Author:** ![skittles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@skittles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skittles)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-unusual-toasts/210412/42 "2003-11-04T18:37:17Z")

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I was “lucky” enough to have this toasted to me at my first wedding…

Marriage is a three ring circus -  
First the engagement ring  
Then the wedding ring  
Then comes suffering.

AH - the memories of that day. And this toast was made by my ex’s brother.

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**Author:** ![im\_trouble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@im\_trouble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/im_trouble)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-unusual-toasts/210412/43 "2003-11-04T18:51:12Z")

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My personal favorite:

Here’s to being single, seeing double and sleeping triple!

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-unusual-toasts/210412/44 "2003-11-04T19:31:10Z")

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“To alcohol…the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems” -Homer Simpson

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-unusual-toasts/210412/45 "2003-11-04T19:43:19Z")

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“To pure mathematics. May it never be of use to anyone!”  
And a slight hijack: I’ve always liked Count Dracula’s greeting to his guests: “Enter freely and of your own will, and may you leave a little of the happiness you bring when you depart.”

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**Author:** ![drafty\_de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@drafty\_de](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drafty_de)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-unusual-toasts/210412/46 "2003-11-04T20:43:37Z")

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“Here’s to you…” (hold glasses in the air… everyone takes their sip)  
then…

wait for it…

“Sucking my cock”  
(best when amongst a well mixed crowd… or if you’re so inclined …not)

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-unusual-toasts/210412/47 "2003-11-04T21:48:40Z")

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May the road always rise up to meet your face,

May the wind blow you off your feet,

And may you be a devil in heaven,

a full half hour before you’re in bed!

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