# favorite user names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 18, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488 "2004-11-18T17:02:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/21 "2004-11-19T22:27:08Z")

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Hmm, been thinking about this recently…

I’m partial to:

**AwSnappity**

**CanvasShoes**

**Go You Big Red Fire Engine**

**Stately Plump Buck Mulligan**

**Jacknifed Juggernaut**

**Happy Scrappy Hero Pup**

…and, not sure if they’re still around but **The Loaded Dog** and **Im thecowgodmoo** (sp) always made me laugh just to see their handles.

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**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/22 "2004-11-19T22:31:00Z")

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**Aw Snappity** has officially become the phrase of choice among my fantasy football league. When someone’s player(s) totally choke, usually a picture of that player getting creamed by a lineman will circulate via e-mail the following Monday, repleat with that phrase on it.

So thanks dude!

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/23 "2004-11-19T23:20:51Z")

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**Cooler of Death** was pretty amusing.

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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/24 "2004-11-20T00:31:19Z")

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> [@Elenia28](#):
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> I LOVE Tentacle Monster, because from what I can tell, he’s NOTHING like the tentacled monsters in those films (not that I’ve ever watched one. Uh-uh. Not me.) He seems to be cuddly and sweet.
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> Well. I love his name. I don’t know if I actually love him. No offense or anything, TM…I just don’t know you well enough!

1. Well, you know, they only really show tentacle monsters during the sex scenes. When they’re not violating the innocence of schoolgirls, they enjoy tea and crumpets, classical music from the Romantic period, and impressionist paintings.

2. No offense taken.

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/25 "2004-11-20T00:33:54Z")

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Nothing else even comes close.

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**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/26 "2004-11-20T00:36:37Z")

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The #1 greatest user name in my book is **flapcats.** I kick myself for not thinking of it first every time he (she?) posts.

A close 2nd is **Happy Scrappy Hero Pup**.

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/27 "2004-11-20T02:09:34Z")

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I’m preferential to: **The Asbestos Mango** , **AwSnappity** and **fishbicycle** for their humor value. I like **Abbie Carmichael** because she was one of my favorite characters on my favorite show. And I like **JayElle** because I feel great sympatico with her name.

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/28 "2004-11-20T02:36:44Z")

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Yay! Somebody picked me!

:: does happy dance ::

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/29 "2004-11-20T02:42:33Z")

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> [@BrotherCadfael](#):
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> Why does my name never show up on these lists? ☹

For the same reason mine isn’t. Apparently, we suck.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/30 "2004-11-20T02:43:39Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> For the same reason mine isn’t. Apparently, we suck.

I’m right there with you, brother.

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**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/31 "2004-11-20T05:26:55Z")

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**Mr. Blue Sky** is a perfectly good name…reminds me of the Allman Brothers’ song. And **Superdude** brings back ye olde “All That” memories.

“He’s lactose intolerant! That means he can’t eat dairy products like milk or cheese!”

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/32 "2004-11-20T07:38:40Z")

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> [@Chastain86](#):
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> **Aw Snappity** has officially become the phrase of choice among my fantasy football league. When someone’s player(s) totally choke, usually a picture of that player getting creamed by a lineman will circulate via e-mail the following Monday, repleat with that phrase on it.
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> So thanks dude!

Dud_ette_🆒

I’m partial to **FireUnderpantsBoobs** , myself.

Okay, okay, for real: **owlstretchingtime**. What does it mean? I’ll never know. But I like it just the same. I _might_ give that name to my firstborn, I’m undecided as of yet. What do you all think of **owlstretchingtime Ashley** if it’s a girl, and **owlstretchingtime Joseph** if it’s a boy?

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/33 "2004-11-20T08:05:26Z")

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**The World’s Most Deadliest…**. I don’t know why, but it just conjures up some clever but curious little kid writing his/her first scifi novel or something. It’s just cute in a cuddly warm fuzzy way to me.

Sorry **TWMD** if that wasn’t your intention. 😃

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/34 "2004-11-20T08:44:18Z")

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I usually post something else, but this time I’d like to nominate **Ryle Dup**. For some reason that just seems to be an apt and amusing title to me these days.

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/35 "2004-11-20T08:58:06Z")

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I love…

\*\*Qadgop the Mercotan \*\* (no idea what it means)

\*\*Diogenes the Cynic

Go You Big Red Fire Engine

Mr. Blue Sky\*\* (Hey, I love ELO)

\*\*Roland Orzabal \*\* (Hey, I love TfF)

\*\*Gangster Octopus

danceswithcats

Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \*\* (not a clue what it means, I just love it)

\*\*Left Hand of Dorkness

The Chao Goes Mu \*\* (_very_ clever)

\*\*My Darn Snake Legs \*\*

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/36 "2004-11-20T13:03:22Z")

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**Caught@Work** is my favorite username 🙂

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**Author:** ![foxymoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@foxymoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxymoron)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/37 "2004-11-20T14:01:50Z")

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The name **you with the face** makes me happy.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/38 "2004-11-20T16:41:10Z")

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**Yoyodyne** , although it only makes sense if you ge the movie reference.  
**Mathocist** , the Board’s uber-mathematician.

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**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/39 "2004-11-20T16:58:29Z")

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I think **owlstretchingtime** was a fake TV show that was tossed out in a Monty Python sketch.

We have a nice bunch of owl posters on the boards: **screechowl** and **owl of cream cheese** , but I’ve heard the latter was a typo that stuck.

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-user-names/275488/40 "2004-11-20T17:43:13Z")

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Wasn’t there a poster **Don’t poke the bear, Dad**?

Looking through the wayback machine, I can remember:

**Tequila Mockingbird** , **Drain Bead** ,

as a couple of my favorites.

And partly because I’m stupid, ok well, mostly because of my stupidity, I had always read **Sue Duhnym** , as Sue Done Him, until I did the math correctly and figured it out.

Same thing with **Sofa King**.

I try.

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