# Favorite White Trash Foods

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 14, 2014, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807 "2014-01-14T20:06:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/1 "2014-01-14T20:06:41Z")

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Never had fried possum or cooter pie but I luvz me sum peach pie and sum canned corned beef hash! Those tamales from a jar are good eatin too! You?

> **[White Trash Cooking: 25th Anniversary Edition \[A Cookbook\] (Jargon): Mickler,...](https://www.amazon.com/White-Trash-Cooking-Anniversary-Jargon/dp/1607741873)**
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> White Trash Cooking: 25th Anniversary Edition \[A Cookbook\] (Jargon) \[Mickler, Ernest Matthew\] on Amazon.com. \*FREE\* shipping on qualifying offers. White Trash Cooking: 25th Anniversary Edition \[A Cookbook\] (Jargon)

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**Author:** ![Laggard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de053/32.png) [@Laggard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laggard)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/2 "2014-01-14T21:40:13Z")

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Well according to the band Nine Pound Hammer:

Frog’s legs, funnel cake, fatback, Ale-8, spare ribs, bar-b-q, moon pies, Mountain Dew. Cornbread, Texas Pete, Duck-n-Dumplings, jowels with teeth. Buttered biscuits, Little Debbies, Bunny Bread, whistleberries, Collard greens, gumbo, steak fries, Ho-Ho’s, catfish, candied yams, deviled eggs, country ham. Slawburger, fried pies, sweet potatoes, pork rinds, possum sack, deer meat, neck roast, sugarbeets. Whipped taters, rabbit stew, goat nuts, Goo Goos.

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**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/3 "2014-01-14T21:49:36Z")

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Take a pizza crust, spread with leftover [MANWICH](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manwich) meat mix, add some onion rings (or [FUNYONS](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funyons) if you like Skynyrd), some preshredded cheddar and bake until bubbly and just a bit crusty on top.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/4 "2014-01-14T22:24:17Z")

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I was just thinking about the glorious horror of walking tacos today, a true trashy indulgence usually served at sporting events. An individual bag of fritos or doritos is opened and topped with a scoop of seasoned meat or chili, followed with lettuce, tomato, sour cream, onion, pepper rings, cheese, etc.

I haven’t had one in years, but damned if I’m not going to put fritos on the grocery list.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/5 "2014-01-14T22:36:29Z")

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> [@SerafinaPekala](#):
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> [White Trash Cooking: 25th Anniversary Edition [A Cookbook] (Jargon): Mickler, Ernest Matthew: 9781607741879: Amazon.com: Books](http://www.amazon.com/White-Trash-Cooking-Anniversary-Edition/dp/1607741873)

I must commend you for mentioning one of my favorite “cookbooks” that has favorite recipes from my childhood and ever since. A true piece of work. And Funny, too!

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/6 "2014-01-14T22:36:35Z")

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> [@Queen\_Tonya](#):
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> I was just thinking about the glorious horror of walking tacos today, a true trashy indulgence usually served at sporting events. An individual bag of fritos or doritos is opened and topped with a scoop of seasoned meat or chili, followed with lettuce, tomato, sour cream, onion, pepper rings, cheese, etc.
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> I haven’t had one in years, but damned if I’m not going to put fritos on the grocery list.

Opened onto a plate or is that stuff just dumped into the bag?

If canned corned beef hash and Little Debbie cakes count, then yes, I’ve had more than my share.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/7 "2014-01-14T23:06:15Z")

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Midwestern American beef goulash

Campbell’s tuna hotdish

Campbell’s ground beef and rice hotdish

Skillet chili

Home-fried chicken with mashed potatoes and creamed corn

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/8 "2014-01-14T23:16:28Z")

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Fried corn (not deep fried corn-on-the-cob)  
Fried chicken livers  
Boiled okra  
Crumpled Pringles on everythign

Of course if you want to be fancy, you serve canned pears on lettuce filled with mayo and a maraschino cherry on top; makes the rest of the meal elegant.

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/9 "2014-01-14T23:21:53Z")

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White Trash Casserole: Layered in a casserole dish, layering from the bottom up:

Ground beef  
Green beans  
Cream of Mushroom soup  
Mashed potatoes  
Corn  
Velveeta cubes  
Tater tots

Bake 45 minutes.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/10 "2014-01-14T23:24:58Z")

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Velveeta … mmmmmmmmmmm! 🙂

Let’s not forget the ever popular pan-fried liver with mashed potatoes and creamed corn!

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**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/11 "2014-01-14T23:27:06Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> Opened onto a plate or is that stuff just dumped into the bag?

The stuff is dumped in the bag, on top of the chips. You then eat it with a spoon right out of the bag. Horrifying, really, but such awesome drunk food!

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/12 "2014-01-14T23:29:44Z")

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FunYuns, may the gods forgive me. Such an unholy concoction, but sooooooo gooooooood.

> [@terentii](#):
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> …Home-fried chicken with mashed potatoes and creamed corn

Far too delicious to be “white trash.” “Southern,” maybe, but definitely not trashy.  
ETA: That’s “Frito pie” to me, **Motorgirl** , and it has the singular advantage of not creating any dirty dishes! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/13 "2014-01-14T23:39:41Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> Of course if you want to be fancy, you serve canned pears on lettuce filled with mayo and a maraschino cherry on top; makes the rest of the meal elegant.

I remember that stuff from school lunches! Dy-no-mite eats.

My favorite “recipe” from that book is Kitchen Sink Tomato Sandwich (or words to that effect). The key is you get so much mayo on the bread and get the juiciest of tomatoes and slice them so thick that you have to roll up your sleeves and lean over the sink to eat them.

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**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/14 "2014-01-14T23:43:28Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> ETA: That’s “Frito pie” to me, **Motorgirl** , and it has the singular advantage of not creating any dirty dishes! 🙂

I’ve only had it once, at a Roller Derby, and I am trying to remeber what they called it. And yes, I’d been doing some drinking…

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**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/15 "2014-01-14T23:49:01Z")

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All kindsa people are hopping on the White Trash wagon too. Like [this one](http://www.amazon.com/Ruby-Anns-Down-Trailer-Cookbook/dp/0806523492/ref=pd_rhf_dp_s_cp_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=0CYDYYBJ3VTVPV4RCVN5) that gives “recipes” for cooking with Gummint cheese, Miracle Whip and Velveeta - the trifecta of trailer park coozene.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/16 "2014-01-14T23:55:19Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Far too delicious to be “white trash.” “Southern,” maybe, but definitely not trashy.

Col. Sanders is delicious. Popeye’s is delicious. Chicken dipped in plain flour and cooked in a skillet full of lard until dark brown is trashy. ☹

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/17 "2014-01-15T00:02:09Z")

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> [@Laggard](#):
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> Well according to the band Nine Pound Hammer:
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> Frogs’ legs, funnel cake, fatback, Ale-8, spare ribs, **bar-b-q, moon pies, Mountain Dew. Cornbread,** Texas Pete, Duck-n-Dumplings, jowels with teeth. **Buttered biscuits, Little Debbies,** Bunny Bread, whistleberries, **Collard greens, gumbo, steak fries, Ho-Ho’s** , catfish, candied yams, \*\*deviled eggs, country ham. \*\*Slawburger, fried pies, sweet potatoes, pork rinds, possum sack, deer meat, neck roast, sugarbeets. Whipped taters, rabbit stew, goat nuts, Goo Goos.

You haved nothing on our family, Laggard. The bolded items in your list we are all familiar with.

Eggs alabam, apple betty, chiffon (jello mixed with whipped cream), dishes with Fritos, pork hocks…my Dad was from Arkansas and, as a former Navy cook, he sometimes made dinner for us (he taught our Mom to cook), and treated us to a lot of Southern-styler cooking. He also introduced us to okra, which my Mom still dislikes.

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**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/18 "2014-01-15T00:13:25Z")

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Dont forget Redeye Gravy! My mom RIP was a less than accomplished cook and sometimes the only edible thing was the gravy thickly spread on white bread.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/19 "2014-01-15T00:21:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Let’s not forget the ever popular pan-fried liver with mashed potatoes and creamed corn!

“ever popular”? urk

Let’s not forget peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Or peanut butter and dill pickle spear sandwiches. Yummm.

Fried okra, black eyed peas, vinegar pie.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-white-trash-foods/678807/20 "2014-01-15T00:43:13Z")

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Chicken and waffles  
Chicken and biscuits  
Biscuits and gravy (hell, gravy is a beverage in my family)  
Chicken and dumplings  
Fried chicken  
Maryland fried chicken (fried in the oven)  
Chicken fried steak (having it tonight)

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