# Favorite Yahoo Answers. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 8, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114 "2009-10-08T22:04:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/1 "2009-10-08T22:04:16Z")
We get some absurd questions here on the dope, but I’m not sure we can compete with some of the craziness of Yahoo Answers. There’s [Why are the holes in cats fur always in the right places for their eyes?](http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060712061806AA8hdbx). Haven’t we all wondered that at one time or another? And there’s [I watched Twilight last night with my girlfriend and now I think I am gay. Why?](http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgZo3SgQAFlQ_xw6g8_o3zZJxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20090710235434AAAcK0i) I _knew_ there was something wrong with that movie. Just knew it. But my personal favorite has got to be: [Who won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea?](http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090717110015AAVRC7z) Next time, try spicing it up with some tobasco. Post your favorites here. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Captain\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/2 "2009-10-08T22:12:14Z")
_[Best answer ever](http://failblog.org/2009/07/13/answer-win/)_ ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/3 "2009-10-08T23:46:42Z")
My favorite [http://www.manolith.com/2009/07/14/yahoo-answers-comeback-with-a-sandwich/](http://www.manolith.com/2009/07/14/yahoo-answers-comeback-with-a-sandwich/) ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/4 "2009-10-09T00:21:06Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > My favorite > [http://www.manolith.com/2009/07/14/yahoo-answers-comeback-with-a-sandwich/](http://www.manolith.com/2009/07/14/yahoo-answers-comeback-with-a-sandwich/) Ahahahahaha! _falls out of chair_ Hahahahahaha! Um, I mean, that’s not funny! No where near as not funny: > **[Yahoo Search - Web Search](https://search.yahoo.com/)** > > The search engine that helps you find exactly what you're looking for. Find the most relevant information, video, images, and answers from all across the Web. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/5 "2009-10-09T14:01:02Z")
I will stay with the SDMB. Two links in and the grammar made me ill. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/6 "2009-10-09T15:35:32Z")
The always-classic: [How is babby formed?](http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf) ---
**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/7 "2009-10-09T19:04:16Z")
How do you [kill](http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_kill_a_mountain_walrus) a mountain walrus? ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/8 "2009-10-09T22:45:40Z")
> [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](#): > > How do you [kill](http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_kill_a_mountain_walrus) a mountain walrus? I love there’s a category for Walruses. ---
**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/9 "2009-10-10T21:00:55Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > The always-classic: [How is babby formed?](http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf) This is awesome, my stomach hurts from laughing! Love it! ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/10 "2009-10-10T22:28:58Z")
I get tired of seeing, “These are my symptoms: do I have diabetes?” How can we know? Go see your doctor, fercryinoutloud. ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/11 "2009-10-11T00:32:10Z")
Start this thread on 4chan /b/ and you’ll get hundreds of screencaps… Joe ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/12 "2009-11-24T02:43:15Z")
[What in the DNA keeps a “house cat” from growing to the size of big cat? Like a siamese cat to lion?](http://imgur.com/4dcwy) ---
**Author:** ![GameHat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@GameHat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GameHat)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/13 "2009-11-24T02:45:23Z")
[Candle Jack](http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:CandleYahoo.PNG) The whole Candle Jack thing is so stupid. I wish people would just drop this idiot meme. But Yahoo! Answers is caught up in the entire stupid dra ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/14 "2009-11-24T02:47:02Z")
I love that the Yahoo Answers avatars automatically make everyone cute-looking with perfectly-averaged facial features like a Hilliard miniature. It’s impossible to give yourself an ugly avatar. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/15 "2009-11-24T02:53:40Z")
> [@wheresgeorge04](#): > > Start this thread on 4chan /b/ and you’ll get hundreds of screencaps… And lose about fifty IQ points – 30 from Yahoo Answers and 30 from 4chan. DOH! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/16 "2009-11-24T03:33:20Z")
I saw one a few years ago (no screencap or link, unfortunately) along the lines of: **What direction does the sun rise in your neighborhood?** I desperately hope this was meant as a joke. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/17 "2009-11-24T03:39:29Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > My favorite > [http://www.manolith.com/2009/07/14/yahoo-answers-comeback-with-a-sandwich/](http://www.manolith.com/2009/07/14/yahoo-answers-comeback-with-a-sandwich/) Holy shit, that is the most sexist, base, terrible joke\* I’ve seen in a while… and I’ll admit to laughing for about three minutes straight. - I don’t hear many sexist, base, terrible jokes. I think I’ll go watch The Aristocrats. ---
**Author:** ![ALBIM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dbc845/32.png) [@ALBIM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ALBIM)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/18 "2009-11-24T03:59:24Z")
How about a site dedicated to ridiculous questions? [http://funnyyahooanswers.com/](http://funnyyahooanswers.com/) ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/19 "2009-11-24T04:06:53Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > My favorite > [http://www.manolith.com/2009/07/14/yahoo-answers-comeback-with-a-sandwich/](http://www.manolith.com/2009/07/14/yahoo-answers-comeback-with-a-sandwich/) Don’t mean to hijack, but I had to share this: [http://www.manolith.com/2009/11/23/sexiest-ad-campaigns/](http://www.manolith.com/2009/11/23/sexiest-ad-campaigns/) Give a medal to whichever lowly copy writer came up with that organ donation ad caption. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114/20 "2009-11-24T04:07:03Z")
[My fave](http://www.jumbojoke.com/how_stupid_is_she.html). I love how many people try to answer these questions with the straightest of faces, I know I couldn’t. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-yahoo-answers/513114.md?page=2)