# Favourite "Archer" lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 13, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347 "2011-06-13T19:26:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/1 "2011-06-13T19:26:27Z")
“Benoit…” “Balls! Ha, I was laughing at your name.” Cracks me up every time…what are yours? ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/2 "2011-06-13T19:28:25Z")
Just the tip! ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/3 "2011-06-13T19:31:50Z")
It’s like meow-schwitz in there. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/4 "2011-06-13T19:43:30Z")
Okay, then, I guess just pout. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/5 "2011-06-13T19:52:22Z")
Call Kenny Loggins, cause you’re in the Danger Zone. \>I’m from Germany, where the age of consent is 14. \>What is it, the Alabama of Europe? ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/6 "2011-06-13T20:04:08Z")
No! Lana! The helium! Why don’t you get your daddy to buy you a roll of quarters? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_the\_Turtle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_the_turtle/32/2926_2.png) [@Fear\_the\_Turtle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_the_Turtle)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/7 "2011-06-13T20:11:32Z")
Archer: No Cyril, when they’re dead they’re just hookers! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/8 "2011-06-13T20:25:19Z")
“…and then the drool hits you right in the eye!” “Jesus.” “I know, right? HOT!” ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/9 "2011-06-13T20:45:11Z")
I didn’t invent the turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtlemeck. The tactalneck. 5 in black and 5 in a slightly darker black. ---
**Author:** ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/10 "2011-06-13T21:01:04Z")
Cheryl: And now we’re on the brink of World War Two. Pam: Three. Cheryl: It’s not a competition, Pam! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/11 "2011-06-13T21:02:00Z")
Holy shit snacks! And ‘the wee baby Seamus’ gets me everytime. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/12 "2011-06-13T21:21:07Z")
“My car’s slowing down… for some reason… I think it’s all out of carburetor…” The opening scene from the first episode still cracks me up. “…and the go-cart battery…” “Golf cart!” ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/13 "2011-06-13T21:34:32Z")
Pam’s more full of crap than she is of carbohydrates! ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/14 "2011-06-13T21:55:00Z")
Archer: Cause you blew the drop! Lana: I blew jack shit! Archer: Name-dropper. ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/15 "2011-06-13T22:13:00Z")
You’re not my supervisor!!! ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/16 "2011-06-13T22:13:05Z")
“Well, the core concept, obviously.” The Mister and I have taken to shouting “Yup!” and “Nope!” at appropriate moments about the house. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/17 "2011-06-13T22:17:39Z")
Oh yeah, if one of my friends or I leave something in a mess or whatever, someone always yells, “Do you want ants? Cuz that’s how you get ants!” ---
**Author:** ![5-HT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/f19dbf/32.png) [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/18 "2011-06-13T22:21:14Z")
Mallory: “If I wanted to be a grandmother, I’d scrape together all of your ‘accidents’ into a pile and knit it a onesie!” Archer: JESUS CHRIST ---
**Author:** ![SecretaryofEvil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SecretaryofEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SecretaryofEvil)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/19 "2011-06-13T22:24:27Z")
This pen is actually a syringe filled with an extremely lethal poison. Be careful with it, the cap falls off all the time, for like, no reason. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/20 "2011-06-13T22:38:29Z")
“So, what would you say if I told you that your mother made a phony bomb threat just to get a free ride on a blimp?” “I’d say that’s fairly classic her.” “I am sick of you getting the best assignments just because your mother’s the boss! Do you know how that feels?” “Besides awesome?” “Careful, because in about three drinks you’re gonna get all boo-hooey and ask me to pump a baby in you.” “What?” “You watch.” “No I won’t.” “You guys should totally do that! The mochaccino ones are the cutest! Guess he’d be half-gay, too, though. So, can you say Best Dancer Ever?” “Seriously, Lana. This must be what it’s like to have sex with me.” “How could an air boat be selfish?” “Lieutenant Scripes abhorred the way Reggie, err, Captain Thistleton carried on with the men.” “Yeah, didn’t Oscar Wilde get hard labor for that?” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347.md?page=2)