# Favourite "Archer" lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 13, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347 "2011-06-13T19:26:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/21 "2011-06-13T22:50:16Z")
If you’ve watched the behind the scenes video with Amber Nash, “Bear claws. ROWR!!” is pretty hilarious. I’m also a big fan of “because that’s how you get ants!” and “Can’t or won’t?/Either?” -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/22 "2011-06-13T23:15:05Z")
> [@5-HT](#): > > Mallory: “If I wanted to be a grandmother, I’d scrape together all of your ‘accidents’ into a pile and knit it a onesie!” > > Archer: JESUS CHRIST This one. I had trouble breathing for a bit after hearing that. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/23 "2011-06-14T00:27:59Z")
Cyril: I was jacking it on the telephone. Archer: Does Internet porn know you were cheating on it? ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/24 "2011-06-14T00:54:17Z")
She doesn’t have any STDs You haven’t slept with her yet? Good one. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/25 "2011-06-14T01:26:09Z")
Woohoo! One for three off the roof, bitches! -Joe ---
**Author:** ![5-HT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/f19dbf/32.png) [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/26 "2011-06-14T02:56:58Z")
Krieger: I’m sorry were you talking to me? Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kick-ass. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/27 "2011-06-14T02:58:45Z")
Wow…that got really dark! All you’re going to get is holes! Same ep: Who’s going to give me a hanjo? Hooray for metaphors! ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/28 "2011-06-14T03:00:07Z")
> [@Fear\_the\_Turtle](#): > > Archer: No Cyril, when they’re dead they’re just hookers! I came in here for this one. I love it 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/29 "2011-06-14T03:00:28Z")
“She’s like, the Pele of anal.” “Nice read, Velma.” ---
**Author:** ![Number](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/number/32/242_2.png) [@Number](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Number)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/30 "2011-06-14T04:12:20Z")
> [@](#): > > Malory: Locate a stolen shipment of Red Eye missiles and kill the arms dealer trying to sell them, Spirodon Skorpio. > > Archer: Whoa! What, is diabetes busy? and, suitable for any occasion: > [@](#): > > Archer: I had something for this, too…um…damn it. Eat grenade, stupids! ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/31 "2011-06-14T05:37:38Z")
Already quoted, but meh. “This must be what it’s like to have sex with me!” So useful! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/32 "2011-06-14T11:58:42Z")
I’ve watched every episode at least a couple times and just recently noticed what Cyril is doing when we first see him in his first scene in the first episode. -Joe ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/33 "2011-06-14T12:40:54Z")
I do hope all **Arrested Development** fans know who voices the heads of ISIS and ODIN! Cheryl - Krieger’s a doctor. Cyril - Not the medical kind! Krieger - Not even the other kind, technically. ---
**Author:** ![Kiros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/439d5e/32.png) [@Kiros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiros)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/34 "2011-06-14T13:43:30Z")
Hmmm. Cock flavored spit? Well, you never know what’s going to be on the board. Let me see cock flavored spit! (I also pretty much always say “What the shit?” now when I’m suitably perplexed.) ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/35 "2011-06-14T13:52:33Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > I do hope all **Arrested Development** fans know who voices the heads of ISIS and ODIN! And Cheryl. ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/36 "2011-06-14T13:57:13Z")
“Sploosh!” ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/37 "2011-06-14T14:09:38Z")
> [@Kiros](#): > > Hmmm. Cock flavored spit? Well, you never know what’s going to be on the board. Let me see cock flavored spit! Save it for the fast money round, Patty! -Joe ---
**Author:** ![beartato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9d8465/32.png) [@beartato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beartato)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/38 "2011-06-14T15:55:54Z")
“Imagine SHUTTING UP, you two!” ---
**Author:** ![MegaBee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@MegaBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaBee)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/39 "2011-06-14T16:07:15Z")
“Lana. Lana. Lana.” “WHAT!?” “danger zone!” ---
**Author:** ![Ian\_D.Bergkamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Ian\_D.Bergkamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ian_D.Bergkamp)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/40 "2011-06-14T16:36:43Z")
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