# Favourite "Archer" lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 13, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347 "2011-06-13T19:26:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2013, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/101 "2013-01-08T14:45:01Z")
This thread just goes to prove that about 90% of what comes out of Archer’s mouth is comedy gold. It’s one of the few comedies where I actually laugh out loud man times during the show. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2013, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/102 "2013-01-08T14:55:13Z")
> [@standingwave](#): > > Archer: _Yeah, I feel lucky. Let’s see, sexually assaulted by a teen-aged sociopath, interrogated by gendarmes…_ Wait..what do you have in Switzerland some kind of Pikemen? ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2013, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/103 "2013-01-08T16:20:46Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > “My car’s slowing down… for some reason… I think it’s all out of carburetor…” The full quote: “Oh, rocket launchers. My car is slowing down for no apparent reason. Just must be out of… carburetor.” I like the “no apparent reason” part the best. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/104 "2013-01-08T16:28:08Z")
> [@Enright3](#): > > This thread just goes to prove that about 90% of what comes out of Archer’s mouth is comedy gold. It’s one of the few comedies where I actually laugh out loud man times during the show. I have to constantly rewind this show because I miss so much from laughing so hard. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2013, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/105 "2013-01-08T16:43:39Z")
Archer: I feel sick. What’s happening? Do I have cancer again? Ray: You drank too much! Archer: That’s a thing? ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2013, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/106 "2013-01-08T16:56:53Z")
Lana: What are you doing back there? Archer: I don’t know! Lana: What, are you just hitting random keys? Archer: Well, obviously! ---
**Author:** ![Timchik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c0e974/32.png) [@Timchik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Timchik)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/107 "2013-01-08T20:19:02Z")
An obscure one, but it shows the range this show has: “Not a big Melville crowd here, huh? He’s not an easy read.” ---
**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/108 "2013-01-09T15:55:09Z")
> [@LawMonkey](#): > > “What? You’re black…ish.” > “Ish?!” > “Well, what’s the word for it, Lana?! You freaked out when I said ‘quadroon!’” > “Imagine that!” “_You_ imagine it!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/109 "2013-01-09T16:30:41Z")
“Jesus, what’s my dowry - tetanus?” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/110 "2013-01-09T20:14:32Z")
I just want to say that this thread convinced me to buy all three seasons that are on sale. An unexpected bonus was that I got Season 1 for free! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/111 "2013-01-09T20:53:23Z")
“Don’t judge me… Food.” ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/112 "2013-01-09T21:40:32Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > I just want to say that this thread convinced me to buy all three seasons that are on sale. An unexpected bonus was that I got Season 1 for free! Where? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/113 "2013-01-11T03:39:09Z")
Barnes and [Noble.com](http://Noble.com) ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/114 "2013-01-11T04:27:15Z")
> [@standingwave](#): > > Malory: _You’re damn lucky Anka convinced her father not to press charges._ > Archer: \*Yeah, I feel lucky. Let’s see, sexually assaulted by a teen-aged sociopath, interrogated by gendarmes, oh, three stitches in my penis, so, yep, it’s all breaking my way. \* So informal! You must address me by my title, Countess Von Fingerbang. ---
**Author:** ![epbrown01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@epbrown01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epbrown01)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/115 "2013-01-11T15:57:18Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > So informal! You must address me by my title, Countess Von Fingerbang. From the same ep: Yo! Bitch and Sundance! You didn’t see that? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/116 "2013-01-11T16:28:45Z")
Plus - it vibrates. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/117 "2013-01-11T17:01:12Z")
But they were blanks—weren’t they? Only if the back of his skull picked that exact moment to explode outwards ---
**Author:** ![MN\_Maenad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e95f7d/32.png) [@MN\_Maenad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MN_Maenad)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/118 "2013-01-11T17:31:36Z")
“Hooray…” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/119 "2013-01-11T19:47:40Z")
“Ohmygod! I’m going to die in a toilet stall! Just like the gypsy said!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/120 "2013-01-11T19:57:09Z")
That sounds like 'way too much fun to be in the Bible. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347.md?page=7)