# Favourite "Archer" lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 13, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347 "2011-06-13T19:26:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/121 "2013-01-11T19:58:33Z")
“Can’t or won’t?” “Either” ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2013, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/122 "2013-01-12T12:59:36Z")
“The IRS?! Jesus, how many Irish gangs _are_ there?” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/123 "2013-01-12T15:52:11Z")
“I’ll watch you masturbate but my heart will be with that tiger’s family.” ---
**Author:** ![epbrown01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@epbrown01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epbrown01)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/124 "2013-01-12T20:46:17Z")
“Question: can this be fired with an erection?” ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2013, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/125 "2013-01-12T23:18:46Z")
Cheryl, Pam and Ray are talking about Rona Thorne, a famous actress of whom Pam and Ray are fans but Cheryl is not: Pam: Oh my God, she’s amazing. Cheryl: ehhh, I dunno. Pam: That’s because you’re an idiot. Ray: Who obviously never saw _River’s Rage_. Cheryl: I saw it, but I was like… ehhhhhhhh… Pam: Wuh…? Are you nuts? That scene where a baby gets swept away… Ray: Bawled so hard, they made me leave the theater. I never saw the ending. Cheryl: Well, they find the baby… Ray: [covers his ears] Ah! Don’t tell me! Cheryl: [pauses] Ray: [uncovers his ears] Cheryl: …dead. Ray: DAMMIT! ---
**Author:** ![minionkat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@minionkat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minionkat)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2013, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/126 "2013-01-13T00:06:34Z")
…and now who’s laughing, Mister Hooks for Hands?! ---
**Author:** ![epbrown01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@epbrown01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epbrown01)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2013, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/127 "2013-01-13T00:15:19Z")
Cheryl is far and away my favorite character, as she’s so nuts. Her lines are almost up there with Archer’s: “The Train Dwarf was real! He looked at me with his dwarfy eyeballs!” ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/128 "2013-01-13T00:36:04Z")
> [@epbrown01](#): > > Cheryl is far and away my favorite character, as she’s so nuts. One of my favorite little Cheryl moments is when fabulously wealthy socialite Cheryl is pretending to be a fabulously wealthy socialite…and is really, _really_ bad at it :p. She’s the perfect comedic combination of horny, insane and incredibly stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2013, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/129 "2013-01-13T00:38:24Z")
“Mandingo 2: The Enslavening.” ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2013, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/130 "2013-01-13T00:44:29Z")
> [@The\_Tooth](#): > > “Ohmygod! I’m going to die in a toilet stall! Just like the gypsy said!” “Ohmygod! I’m going to die in a toilet stall! Just like the gypsy _woman_ said!” 😉 In another episode: …“just like the gypsy woman said!” Pam: You really gotta stop going to her. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2013, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/131 "2013-01-13T05:26:59Z")
“It would be rude not to eat her pie, which is probably not only hot but also moist… although hopefully not flaky.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2013, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/132 "2013-01-13T12:46:45Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > “Ohmygod! I’m going to die in a toilet stall! Just like the gypsy _woman_ said!” 😉 [Wah wah.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEUcNkxU63c&feature=youtu.be&t=1m32s) ---
**Author:** ![EMCEE\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@EMCEE\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMCEE_98)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/133 "2013-01-19T04:13:18Z")
“Come at me, bro!” ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/134 "2013-01-19T08:33:19Z")
“Again with the curry! Ugh, it smells like Indira Ghandi’s thong.” ---
**Author:** ![19jlm42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/e9a140/32.png) [@19jlm42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/19jlm42)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/135 "2013-01-23T02:43:57Z")
Cool Han Luke : “What we have here is a failure to communicate” ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/136 "2013-01-23T04:46:10Z")
Those cannot be your only shoes. What am I saying? It’s Russia. People probably come from miles around just to get their picture taken with them. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/137 "2013-01-26T20:28:19Z")
I love the running gag recently of ISIS employees chugging alcohol and holding up one finger to indicate that they’ll rejoin the conversation when they’re done. Glug… glug… glug… ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/138 "2013-01-26T20:44:37Z")
“Bros before apparent threats to national security” I now live for the day i can use that in a conversation. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/139 "2013-01-26T21:15:20Z")
“A pig wouldn’t be caught dead in that breakroom!” “Uh, yeah it would.” “Awww. Not Piggly too!” ---
**Author:** ![boozilu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@boozilu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boozilu)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/140 "2013-01-26T22:49:22Z")
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