# Favourite "Archer" lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 13, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347 "2011-06-13T19:26:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/141 "2013-01-26T23:45:59Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > “Awww. Not Piggly too!” Piggly Two. ---
**Author:** ![Jungian\_Camisole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@Jungian\_Camisole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jungian_Camisole)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/142 "2013-01-27T00:37:12Z")
Not a quote, but in the first episode this season when Dr. Kreiger slides the piglet into his lab coat pocket with no explanation whatsoever. And nobody mentions it! “How do you think Babou feels?” “Crepuscular?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/143 "2013-01-28T05:50:43Z")
“Satellite tracking says it’s about 20 miles north of Bennington, so I’m guessing it’s a B&B.” “So I got a bottle of suntan lotion, put on some Al Green, and…” “It’s this crazy thing kids are doing these days called ‘inventory control.’” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/144 "2013-01-28T09:43:56Z")
“Immigrants! That’s all they do, just drive around, listening to raps and shooting all the jobs.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/145 "2013-01-28T15:35:41Z")
“Ew… and/or ick.” “For the love of God - seal the exits!” “Why is it flesh-colored?” “Well, it’s not if you’re black.” “That’ll do, Piggly. That’ll do.” BLAM! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/146 "2013-01-28T21:20:06Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > I’m on the third episode right now, Diversity Hire, and I made the huge mistake of taking a drink when they showed all the diverse people that Sterling has gotten killed while drunk dialing people. > > “Hey man, are you going to that lame ISIS picnic?” Did anyone notice… are any of the agents seated around the table at Archer’s and Luke’s ISIS-training graduation party in the Vermont episode, those who Archer later gets killed? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/147 "2013-01-29T00:02:22Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > “Why is it flesh-colored?” “Well, it’s not if you’re black.” Archer: “Well, Lana’s black… ish.” Lana: “Ish?” Archer: “Well, what’s the word, Lana? You freaked out when I said ‘quadroon’!” Lana: “Imagine that.” Archer: “You imagine that!” Mallory: “Why don’t you both imagine shutting up?” ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/148 "2013-01-29T17:40:19Z")
“How’s it look?” “Well, there is a lot…of…blood down there.” “What your mom (gasp) said.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/149 "2013-01-30T03:55:27Z")
“If you really love me, please don’t finish that sentence.” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/150 "2013-02-02T09:15:54Z")
Ray: “I may have strayed pretty far from the church, but there’s still some things I believe only God should do.” Krieger: “Like give you an erection?” Ray: “…I assume you mean give me the _ability_ to have an erection?” Krieger: “…Also, yes.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/151 "2013-02-02T15:56:04Z")
Question: Anyone know the episode names/numbers of the episodes in which (a) Krieger has his line about “You have no authority in Fort Kickass,” and (b) Archer has to deal with the vibrator in his mom’s desk drawer? ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Just\_Ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Ed)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/152 "2013-02-02T18:27:17Z")
“Fort Kickass” is from “Skorpio” ([S1 E6](http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Archer_%28TV_series%29#Skorpio)) and the dildo-in-drawer is from “A Going Concern” ([S2 E2](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JgNVKTSdxI)). I think Krieger’s enthusiastic “Me too!” might have been my favorite quote this episode – though I do laugh every time Cheryl refers to her “earballs.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/153 "2013-02-02T23:35:00Z")
Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Mixolydian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Mixolydian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mixolydian)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/154 "2013-02-03T04:17:50Z")
“Grover Cleveland called…he wants his watch back. He left two non-consecutive messages.” ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/155 "2013-02-03T04:42:23Z")
Just like Fourth of Ju-Luau! ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/156 "2013-02-03T09:02:05Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > Just like Fourth of Ju-Luau! “Except with a pig under him.” ---
**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/157 "2013-02-03T15:47:51Z")
“And let me know if you want a gallon of irradiated ants.” What kills me about Krieger is that he looks a lot like Gordon Freeman, and it’s hilarious to think of Gordon Freeman acting like that. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/158 "2013-02-08T17:58:39Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > Just like Fourth of Ju-Luau! Jesus! How many times do I have to apologize for that!? ONCE! …No. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/159 "2013-02-08T18:06:12Z")
You guys might like this…[The actual models of the characters on Archer](http://www.vulture.com/2013/02/archer-characters-real-life-models.html) ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/160 "2013-02-08T18:57:47Z")
Wow. Krieger’s quite a stretch; the rest are pretty close. I’m not sure how I’d feel, going through life knowing that I was the model for Cheryl. Also, who the fuck is Bryan? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347.md?page=9)