# Favourite "Archer" lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 13, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347 "2011-06-13T19:26:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![typoink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@typoink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typoink)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/161 "2013-02-08T20:56:39Z")
> [@LawMonkey](#): > > Also, who the fuck is Bryan? It’s explained in the article; Bryan’s the name of one of the “extras” they use to pad out of the background of scenes at ISIS. Apparently, the most popular one. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/162 "2013-02-08T22:06:51Z")
They forgot the fat IT guy, he has more lines than some of the other guys. ---
**Author:** ![sparky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@sparky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sparky_1)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2013, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/163 "2013-02-09T02:00:30Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > You guys might like this…[The actual models of the characters on Archer](http://www.vulture.com/2013/02/archer-characters-real-life-models.html) That was cool to see. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/164 "2013-02-11T04:09:34Z")
Very much so. Thanks, **Gangster**. Recent good lines: “Really?” “No, sarcastically!” “I basically just lurch from one fireable offense to another.” “I was going to go out with some friends, but I don’t know, it just sounds like it would be full of Negroes and jazz.” “And why not get some wax for your cross while you’re at it?” “Ray will become a cyborg over my dead body! But preferably his.” ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/165 "2013-02-11T15:56:33Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > You guys might like this…[The actual models of the characters on Archer](http://www.vulture.com/2013/02/archer-characters-real-life-models.html) So Krieger’s voice, and Ray’s face, is the creepy dungeon master from “Good Eats” ? (head explodes) ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/166 "2013-02-11T20:59:08Z")
“What do you mean no?! I basically own you!” “Why would they look in the trunk?” “Because that is exactly their job!” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/167 "2013-02-11T22:09:44Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > “What do you mean no?! I basically own you!” “You are going to be eating _so_ many spiderwebs.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/168 "2013-07-08T01:39:09Z")
An _Archer_ office etiquette PSA - heehee: [Archer: Office Etiquette PSA - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CI_Nye_5_0) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/169 "2013-07-10T01:45:28Z")
Aisha Tyler (Lana) has a new book out - here, she’s interviewed on NPR: [Comedian Aisha Tyler Talks About Flipping Off Failure : Code Switch : NPR](http://www.npr.org/2013/07/09/200310970/comedian-aisha-tyler-writes-about-being-that-weird-kid) ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/170 "2013-07-10T13:03:02Z")
Relevant thing I made, on tumblr : > **[Archer Alignment Chart](https://candid-gamera.tumblr.com/post/55021391167/archer-alignment-chart)** > > Discussion over at Mightygodking.com inspired me, and .. I made a thing. > Since Tumblr wants to squish it, full-size over here. Fixed the typo in Lana's quote, too. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/171 "2013-07-10T13:53:01Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > Relevant thing I made, on tumblr : > > [Gamera Vs., Archer Alignment Chart](http://candid-gamera.tumblr.com/post/55021391167/archer-alignment-chart) Not sure any of them really entirely fit any D&D-style alignments, but thanks - that’s cool! ---
**Author:** ![danielwilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@danielwilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danielwilson)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/172 "2013-07-10T14:12:39Z")
My Favorite line is : Something something danger zone. I know. I’m not even trying anymore. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/173 "2013-07-11T18:45:24Z")
I like the scene where Pam pointed a stapler at Archer. Archer draws his gun points it at her, and says “Pam, I will end you.” Talk about over reaction! And my all-time favorite is Cheryl; “You’re not my supervisor!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/174 "2013-07-11T18:59:45Z")
I see that Aisha Tyler (Lana) will be hosting the new _Whose Line Is It Anyway?_ on The CW, starting July 16: [New Whose Line Preview 2013 -The CW - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiayS78UOZ4) ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/175 "2013-07-11T20:23:25Z")
> [@sparky\_1](#): > > That was cool to see. Yes, and now I have a serious crush on Cheryl. Krieger arrives to dismember a body. “Is Krieger hard at work?” “He literally might be, yes.” ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/176 "2013-07-12T01:13:04Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Not sure any of them really entirely fit any D&D-style alignments, but thanks - that’s cool! It’s a meme. And the rule is you have to fit everyone in each alignment, so it’s a ‘best fit’ situation. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/177 "2013-07-12T13:18:44Z")
I can’t believe we’re on page 4 and I get to use one that nobody’s said yet! (Providing I read as thoroughly as I think I have.) Archer: Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war. Lana: Dogs of war. Archer: Whatever farm animal of war, Lana! SHUT UP! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/178 "2014-03-27T15:30:42Z")
[IMDB.com](http://IMDB.com) now has selected quotations from many of the episodes. Start here, and pick other seasons and episodes as you please: [Archer - Season 1 - IMDb](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1486217/episodes?season=1&ref_=tt_eps_sn_1) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/179 "2019-02-28T15:40:43Z")
Bumped. For fans of Chris Parnell (Cyril Figgis): [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33OU_HOBBDs) ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-archer-lines/585347/180 "2019-03-04T00:20:32Z")
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