# Favourite Fake Bands

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 17, 2005, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745 "2005-06-17T19:56:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/61 "2005-06-19T07:11:10Z")

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The Nazgul. _Armageddon Rag_ was one kick-ass album.

Damn shame, what happened to their lead singer.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/62 "2005-06-20T14:15:44Z")

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Does anyone remember **Zit Remedy** and their hit “Everybody Wants Something”?

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**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/63 "2005-06-20T14:36:34Z")

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The Flintstones had a second Elvic rock star – Fred was dubbed ‘Hi Fi’, and went on a lengthy tour, complete with a Colonel Tom-esque manager.

Also, IIRC, the Beatles parody group that drove the Hatrocks out of town were ‘The 4 Insects’.

One of the Mosquitoes (from Gilligan’s Island) was played by Les Brown, Jr., son of the big-band leader.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/64 "2005-06-20T14:52:28Z")

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Zorak and the Original Way-Outs

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**Author:** ![RobuSensei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/919ad9/32.png) [@RobuSensei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobuSensei)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/65 "2005-06-20T15:12:30Z")

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Y’know, there was one episode of Tiny Toon Adventures that had a trio of roaches (Maggie, Terre, and Suzzy) doing a concert in Hampton Pig’s kitchen. I thought they were a really funny idea.

Imagine my surprise when I found out that [The Roches](http://www.roches.com) are a real band…

Here are some [screenshots](http://www.roches.com/television/tinytoons.html).

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/66 "2005-06-20T15:16:39Z")

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The Pinheads in _Back to the Future_.

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**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/67 "2005-06-20T15:18:39Z")

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The Beets, featured on the classic show Doug.  
“I need more allowance yodelaydewho  
I need more allowance yodelaydewho  
why? because I do.”  
😃😃

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/68 "2005-06-20T15:22:25Z")

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> [@RobuSensei](#):
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> Imagine my surprise when I found out that [The Roches](http://www.roches.com) are a real band…

My first exposure to TMBG (They Might Be Giants) was on that show. Their Dvd has the videos. 😃

p.s. “Battersea Powerstation” brings to mind the movie called Rock n’ Rule, but that isn’t it. I am so not cool. ☹

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**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/69 "2005-06-20T15:38:48Z")

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Ziggy Stardust?

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/70 "2005-06-20T15:50:28Z")

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Am I really the only person here who as seen Button Moon and can remember “The Hot Spots”?

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**Author:** ![TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBoneyKingofNowhere)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/71 "2005-06-20T15:51:50Z")

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The yet to be seen **Weird Sisters** from the upcoming **Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire** movie.

Apparently, the Weird Sisters consist of songwriter/lyricist Jarvis Cocker (of Pulp) along side Phil Selway and Jonny Greenwood (Radiohead).

Anything with Jarvis in it has to be great.

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**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/72 "2005-06-20T16:06:16Z")

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Whilst Jem (the cartoon one) and the Holograms were truly outrageous my vote goes to The Misfits (the cartoon ones).

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/73 "2005-06-20T16:12:09Z")

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[Otis Day and the Knights](http://otisdayandtheknights.com/about_otis.htm) were initially a fake band.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/74 "2005-06-20T16:17:40Z")

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The Neptunes. Gotta give’em props - back in the day, putting a Shark on drums would’ve gotten you booed out of most venues, especially in the South. But they were progressive, man.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/75 "2005-06-20T16:57:54Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> The Nazgul. _Armageddon Rag_ was one kick-ass album.
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> Damn shame, what happened to their lead singer.

[nitpick]_Armageddon Rag_ is the book. _Music to Wake the Dead_ is the album.[/nitpick] 😃

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/76 "2005-06-20T17:49:37Z")

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**Sy Snootles and the Max Rebo Band**. 😃

Also, **The Blues Brothers**.

Color me very surprised that it wasn’t until post #52 that **Stillwater** was mentioned.

Great thread.

Was “That Thing You Do” the “Wonders” or the “One-ders”?

Wasn’t it a joke in the movie that someone called them the “o-need-ers”.

(by the way, I’m very psyched no one had posted Sy Snootles)

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/77 "2005-06-20T18:27:12Z")

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Crucial Taunt’s _Ballroom Blitz_ is is heavy regular rotation if I have anything to say about it.

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/78 "2005-06-20T18:41:45Z")

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How about Driveshaft, from Lost.

“You all everybody…”

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**Author:** ![Mississippienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mississippienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippienne)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/79 "2005-06-20T23:05:38Z")

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**Hard Core Logo**!

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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-fake-bands/308745/80 "2005-06-20T23:06:53Z")

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**Steel Dragon** , baby! \m/

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