# Favourite Posters - The Last Survey of the Millenium !

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 18, 1999, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432 "1999-11-18T16:12:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/101 "1999-11-19T17:03:00Z")

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Damn! Shoulda known I’d forget the other Doctor.  
Sorry, Dr. J.

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This space for rent.

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**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/102 "1999-11-19T17:23:00Z")

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1.Papa Bear/Ursa Major  
2.Ike  
3.Flora  
4.Manhattan  
5.DrainBead  
6.ChrisCTP  
7.Falcon  
8.pldennsion  
9.Krispy Original  
10.Jophiel

Papa Bear/Ursa Major is an SDMB God. Not just to cockroaches, but, to everyone. He was at 1000 posts before it was popular to have lots of posts. He is the SDMB Babe Ruth. He not only got to 1000 posts in record time, but each of his posts was long and answered 100 questions at once.

Ike and Flora make a pair.  
They are super debonair.  
They make me wish I had no hair.  
So, I could sit and reminice  
About the days I met that young miss.  
BURMA-SHAVE

manhattan answers questions quickly and courteously. He knows alot. He wins money at Vegas. And, it sounds like he could drink many people under the table.

DrainBead got me into this whole mess. She always has funny posts. Plus, she has that intriguing story that will make me consider bus trips differently forever more.

Chris is funny. Plus she offers free orgies.

Falcon doesn’t offer free orgies, but she is funny. (hmm, this leads one to believe that her orgies cost something)

pldenison always argues well. He knows band minutiae. Plus, You have to give the guy sympathy vote for that hurt leg of his.

Krispy Original- any thread he starts I feel obligated to read, because I feel pretty sure that its going to be interesting and fun.

I like Jophiel’s sig. His posts are usually enjoyable to read.

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**Author:** ![Stella\_Fantasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Stella\_Fantasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella_Fantasia)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/103 "1999-11-19T17:33:00Z")

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As I mentioned on an other thread, I love everybody, but I want to give special recognition to those posters who have made me laugh out loud:

dougie\_monty (for coining the term “barfola”)

Mike King (for claiming to be a German Shepherd)

Boris B (for stating “I hate my boogers so much I punish them.”)

SqrlCub (for the “Monkeys always look” thread)

These are in no particular order.

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**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 1999, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/104 "1999-11-20T06:58:00Z")

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I’m not going to make a list because I’m afraid of hurting someone’s feelings, but that doesn’t mean I’m not vain enough to see if my name pops up.

I’d just like to say thanks to all of you who have informed me, made me laugh, made me cry, made me think and generally brightened my day.

## Okay – one name. I have to mention **orangecakes** for the “frayed knot” comment in the string theory thread. I’m still snorting over that one.

“Vandelay!! Say Vandelay!!”

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/105 "1999-11-19T19:04:00Z")

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3358: heatherlee.

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**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/106 "1999-11-19T20:10:00Z")

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Hey, Strainger, Doc, Mullinator, I too am a GT fan. Did not go to GT, but my housemate did and I wanted to.

Go GT.

Jeffery

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/107 "1999-11-19T21:18:00Z")

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Well, if you ever see anything autographed by the basketball team from the 93/94 time period, it is safe to say my signature is on there. Hold on to that prized possession and watch the value sky rocket!!!

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Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

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**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/108 "1999-11-19T21:19:00Z")

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I never read these (too depressing) but someone referenced a thread over here and…drum roll please…I’m on it!

Thank you, Frankd6, for remembering the “little posters.”

_faints from astonishment_

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**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/109 "1999-11-19T22:24:00Z")

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taterto said

> [@](#):
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> The first four I like cause they’re Sassy and all around Babes,

I beg your pardon?

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/110 "1999-11-19T23:04:00Z")

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Gee, thanks, Wally. It’s so nice to be thought of as “the other Doctor”. I’ll remember that comment the next time you need a prescription to clear up that little fungus of yours.

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 1999, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/111 "1999-11-20T02:05:00Z")

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5: Contestant #3  
4: Martyr #7  
3: Cheiflaffitup  
2: Fantastic User  
1: Krispy Original

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**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 1999, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/112 "1999-11-20T02:25:00Z")

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1: Cecil Adams  
2: Ed Zotti  
3: Mike Lenehan  
4: Arnold Winkelried  
5: Michelle

Reasons: 1–Font of all knowledge, 2–Current conduit to font of all knowledge, 3–Original conduit to font of all knowledge, 4–Thoughtful and thorough reasoning, 5–Informative and knowlegdeable.

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**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 1999, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/113 "1999-11-20T05:07:00Z")

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_ahem_ :::waving arms:::

I’m here! I’m here! I exist! Yoohoo!

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MaryAnn  
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 1999, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/114 "1999-11-20T05:43:00Z")

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I hate this, but, ya go wit Babylon:

6: pldennison  
7: Coldfire  
8: Yue Han  
9: tomndebb  
10: Ayesha

not in numerical order of preference…

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**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 1999, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/115 "1999-11-20T10:20:00Z")

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**MaryAnnQ** did gesture: _ahem :::waving arms::: I’m here! I’m here! I exist! Yoohoo!_

We see you–so post your top five choices already, you’re making the popular people are _wait_… (And don’t stand on the chair like that).

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 1999, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/116 "1999-11-20T13:49:00Z")

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Anyone seen MaryAnnQ around?

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Yer pal,  
Satan

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**Author:** ![Rousseau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Rousseau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rousseau)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 1999, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/117 "1999-11-20T15:44:00Z")

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Hmmmm…

1. UncleBeer  
B. Coldfire  
iii. Yue Han  
IV. Manhattan  
Epsilon: Satan

## I know this is fairly generic…oh well. Some people are just great.

The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group.

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 1999, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/118 "1999-11-20T16:51:00Z")

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Figures the one time they actually RANK them I don’t make anyone’s list!

Unfortunately, I have a terrible habit of not paying a whole lotta attention to who posted what. Off the top of my head:

1: Satan  
2: Dr. Fidelius  
3: Satan  
4: Satan  
5: Satan

Creative, huh? It’s probably mostly because the name is short and easy to remember, the sig is adorable, and the poster has WAY too much time on his hands and seems to spend all of it here, and the man himself is deadly cute.

H

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**Author:** ![Jvanhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jvanhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jvanhorn)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/119 "1999-11-21T06:24:00Z")

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1: bj0rn

2: Konrad

3: Phaedrus

4: Sweetness\_Smackdown

5: Dingus

Whatcha think of that, CF?

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-posters-the-last-survey-of-the-millenium/16432/120 "1999-11-21T06:27:00Z")

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Jvanhorn: Ya forgot Guan Ye and The Fucking Horndawg.

Hmmm…Make “Horndawg” plural and you have a pretty good name for a punk band…

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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