# favourite term for the male appendage? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 11, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-term-for-the-male-appendage/201062 "2003-09-11T22:21:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![professorbiscuit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@professorbiscuit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/professorbiscuit)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-term-for-the-male-appendage/201062/21 "2003-09-12T19:02:46Z")
I don’t like weiner, it makes me think of weiner germany, and all the hyperinflation and undercurrents of fascism that one tends to associate with that. Quite enamored with ‘one eyed milkman’. A bit crude, though. ---
**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-term-for-the-male-appendage/201062/22 "2003-09-12T19:08:59Z")
Of course “member” is lame, **RahRahMah**. I can only speak for myself, but the correct term is “Prominent member.” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-term-for-the-male-appendage/201062/23 "2003-09-13T00:27:14Z")
Willy and the Boys works for me. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-term-for-the-male-appendage/201062/24 "2003-09-13T00:37:22Z")
Schwanz The Bishop Oh my god that thing’s HUGE. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Doubt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df705f/32.png) [@Peter\_Doubt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Doubt)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-term-for-the-male-appendage/201062/25 "2003-09-13T01:19:39Z")
My _Credentials_\* \*with thanks to **Spogga** ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2003, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-term-for-the-male-appendage/201062/26 "2003-09-13T08:08:00Z")
the heat-seeking moisture missle ---
**Author:** ![NutWrench](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nutwrench/32/20193_2.png) [@NutWrench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutWrench)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-term-for-the-male-appendage/201062/27 "2003-09-13T14:11:40Z")
Little Sequoia ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-term-for-the-male-appendage/201062/28 "2003-09-13T16:16:11Z")
Manroot… it gets me a smile or chuckle everytime. In my bedroom, it’s c\*\*k or nothing. Otherwise, in my old line of work (adult retail) I kept it professional with a “penis” for the customers (you REALLY don’t want your customers thinking you’re trying to come on to them by using graphic language, ahem… _cough_ stalkers _cough_). In conversation (depending upon my audience), I’d use penis or dick or even c\*\*k if I was talking to my boyfriend (for some reason he likes me saying it). ---
**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-term-for-the-male-appendage/201062/29 "2003-09-13T18:08:50Z")
Tallywacker ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-term-for-the-male-appendage/201062/30 "2003-09-13T18:20:32Z")
I had a friend whose ex-girlfriend called his “Fluffy”. ---
**Author:** ![Tortuga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@Tortuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tortuga)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-term-for-the-male-appendage/201062/31 "2003-09-13T20:29:50Z")
“What do you call your male appendage?” I call him darling, honey, sweetie, or even just Nick, his given name. ---
**Author:** ![Beryl\_Mooncalf\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9f8e36/32.png) [@Beryl\_Mooncalf\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beryl_Mooncalf_1)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-term-for-the-male-appendage/201062/32 "2003-09-13T23:15:43Z")
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