# Favourite usernames **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025 "2002-12-02T20:01:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/1 "2002-12-02T20:01:31Z")
Mine are Eats Crayons and dorkusmalurfusmafia (is that right?) coldfire yojimboguy and BZ00000. What are yours? ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/2 "2002-12-02T20:02:44Z")
Oh and poopachalupa! ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/3 "2002-12-02T20:17:08Z")
dorkusmalorkusmafia is a dorky name. šŸ˜› I am partial to Sue Dunhym. I said it aloud and finally got it one day. PS. Glad you like my name. ---
**Author:** ![Madhat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Madhat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madhat)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/4 "2002-12-02T20:53:15Z")
Sue has commented in the past that itā€™s too hard to get (because people donā€™t sound it out), such that she wished sheā€™d made it a little closer to phonetic spelling. My vote goes to the one **you can read upside down** , but I forget how it goes ā€¦ anyone know who I mean? ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/5 "2002-12-02T20:55:18Z")
**dorkusmalorkusmafia** , just out of curiosity, where the hell did you come up with that name? Assuming, of course, that it isnā€™t an actual secret criminal organization that you belong to? ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/6 "2002-12-02T20:56:57Z")
Oh, and FTR, my favorite username is, and always will be, **FireUnderpantsBoobs**. ---
**Author:** ![Pollo\_Boyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a4c791/32.png) [@Pollo\_Boyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pollo_Boyo)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/7 "2002-12-02T21:12:39Z")
**Death Llama** and **Uncle Beer** have always stuck out in my mind. Also, I suppose itā€™s my Tech Support roots that make me fond of the name **Quasimodem**. ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/8 "2002-12-02T21:16:01Z")
\ no one loves meā€¦ ā˜¹ ---
**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/9 "2002-12-02T21:20:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cuauhtemoc \* > \*\*Oh, and FTR, my favorite username is, and always will be, **FireUnderpantsBoobs**. \*\* Iā€™ll second that šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/10 "2002-12-02T21:21:06Z")
Yours is way too hard to type; however, it is one of my faves. Every time I see your handle, I think of the deep-fried Snickers I had at the Minnesota State Fair this summer. El Yummo. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/11 "2002-12-02T21:23:06Z")
I like you deepfried. However, the very best username possible is Meatros šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/12 "2002-12-02T21:26:15Z")
Just within this thread I see some usernames that amuse the heck out of meā€¦ pollo boyo (chicken boy) and Gazelle from Hell. Thereā€™s too many to list really. ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/13 "2002-12-02T21:27:46Z")
Iā€™m a big fan of the name **Devilā€™s Advocate**. That cat seems to live up to the name. DaLovinā€™ Dj ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/14 "2002-12-02T21:27:57Z")
I always think that **Meatros** should be UN General Secretary Meatros-Meatros Golly. And FTR I got **Sue Dunhym** the first time I saw it. Others have snuck up on me over time. ---
**Author:** ![Pollo\_Boyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a4c791/32.png) [@Pollo\_Boyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pollo_Boyo)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/15 "2002-12-02T21:29:04Z")
I was a fan of **Canthearya** ā€™s before the name change. Of course before I said it aloud I thought it was a literary reference that I had missed. I kept perceiving it as ā€˜kanth-hariaā€™ for some odd reason. Damn my feeble American brain. _ā€œā€¦And as Canthearya hefted the mighty blade toward the oncoming armies of dark sausagesā€¦ā€_ ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/16 "2002-12-02T21:30:37Z")
**Polloy Boyo** , you crack me up. Dark sausages? ::thinking of El Hubboā€™s Polska Kielbasa:: Yeah, I can see that. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/17 "2002-12-02T21:32:15Z")
Sorry **Pollo Boyo**. Got it right that time. ---
**Author:** ![Pollo\_Boyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a4c791/32.png) [@Pollo\_Boyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pollo_Boyo)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/18 "2002-12-02T21:36:37Z")
> [@](#): > > _Spoken by the slayer of Dark Sausages_ > Sorry Pollo Boyo. Got it right that time. Pshaw. Thatā€™s no biggie. Iā€™m just glad to be on the team. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/19 "2002-12-02T21:39:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\*I always think that **Meatros** should be UN General Secretary Meatros-Meatros Golly. > > And FTR I got **Sue Dunhym** the first time I saw it. Others have snuck up on me over time. \*\* True that. I like Sueā€™s name too. Incidently Meatros comes from an ancient Greek hero. Meatros, the valiant. He slew magic beasties and wondered far away lands in search of food. His name means ā€œone who is enlightened in the meatā€. At one point in his madcap adventures, he hooked up with Hercules and took on the fearce dreaded Vegitarianus, a creature with the ungodly ability to make men and women feel bad about eating animals. The creature had set upon our brave heroā€™s and all looked grim. Hercules was being force fed soy-burgers and was about to vomit, when all of a sudden-like a thunderclap, Meatros stood up and declared ā€œIā€™m not going to take it!ā€ With that, he opened his mighty mouth and spewed forth tenderloins, porkchops, and a variety of other tasty morsels. Vegitarianus was overwhelmed with desire, itā€™s salivatory glands began pumping out fluid in overdrive. Meatros used this pause to his advantage, he quickly gathered the creature up and chained it to a wall. Imprisoned, with tasty vittles all around it, Vegitarianus frothed at the mouth. The liquid from itā€™s salvatory glands filled a vast cavern, which today is the meditarian sea. ---
**Author:** ![ThatGuyWithPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@ThatGuyWithPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThatGuyWithPants)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/20 "2002-12-02T21:41:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ā«ĆĆ«Ć«pĀ¤FĀ®ĆÆĆŖdĀ»ā„¢ \* > \*\*\ no one loves meā€¦ > ā˜¹ \*\* _emerges from lurkerdom_ no its not that, its just that your name is friggin hard to spell! _goes back into the cold darkness to lurk once again_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025.md?page=2)