# Favourite usernames

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 2, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025 "2002-12-02T20:01:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lady\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f1d935/32.png) [@Lady\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Ice)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/21 "2002-12-02T21:43:18Z")

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**coldfire**  
**crankyasanoldman**  
Another one for **FireUnderpantsBoobs**

Even though I tend to sound out names, it still took me awhile to get **Sue’s** name.:smack:

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**Author:** ![Pollo\_Boyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a4c791/32.png) [@Pollo\_Boyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pollo_Boyo)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/22 "2002-12-02T21:47:47Z")

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Okay, **ThatGuyWithPants** just made the list.

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/23 "2002-12-02T21:48:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Meatros \*  
> **Incidently Meatros comes from an ancient Greek hero. Meatros, the valiant…**

Tears. Rolling down face. Sides. Heaving. Gut. Clenching.

I never knew laughing could hurt so good.

**Meatros** , you should start a “Get Your Fable Here” thread. That was high-larious!

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**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/24 "2002-12-02T21:49:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by cuauhtemoc \*  
> \*\ ***dorkusmalorkusmafia** , just out of curiosity, where the hell did you come up with that name? Assuming, of course, that it isn’t an actual secret criminal organization that you belong to? \*\*

Mwuhahahah. Wouldn’t you like to know?

It is either a vast conspiracy to slowly turn the nation into a bunch of dorky kids who are bad at sports and cry when they get hurt or it is a musical band of likeminded individuals headed by their king (name not put in to protect the innocent…I am sure some of the people here can join the posse). 😛

Or perhaps I just made it all up.

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**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/25 "2002-12-02T21:53:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ThatGuyWithPants \*  
> \*\*_emerges from lurkerdom_
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> no its not that, its just that your name is friggin hard to spell!
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> _goes back into the cold darkness to lurk once again_ \*\*

Thank you to all that have not berated against my impossible to write UName. For what it is worth, I have no problem being referred to as “DeepFried” without the freaky font. I think I have mentioned before that I pasted it as my UName because my adorable neice created it for me and I am a sentimental fruitcake…  
That being said I have a new favorite **ThatGuyWithPants**

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/26 "2002-12-02T22:12:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ryan\_Liam \*  
> \*\*Mine are Eats Crayons and dorkusmalurfusmafia (is that right?) coldfire yojimboguy and BZ00000. \*\*

::::::: PRIDE::::::: _does the Church Lady “Superior Dance”_

My nominees are:  
**Crunchy Frog** – marvelously descriptive.  
**The LoadedDog** – because it reminds me of someone’s post about the Kitty Canon[sup]TM[/sup]

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/27 "2002-12-02T22:43:31Z")

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Can I Eat Crayons and Join the Dorkusmalorkus mafia at the same time?

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/28 "2002-12-02T23:07:48Z")

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I think that if you **Eat Crayons** you _have_ joined the **Dorkusmalorkusmafia**.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/29 "2002-12-02T23:09:43Z")

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I just might change my user name to \* runs with scissors \* to get noticed around here…::😭::::

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**Author:** ![hello32499](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/cc9497/32.png) [@hello32499](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hello32499)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/30 "2002-12-02T23:20:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \*  
> \*\*I just might change my user name to \* runs with scissors \* to get noticed around here…::😭:::: \*\*

Surely, you jest!

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/31 "2002-12-02T23:41:01Z")

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I’m thinking I just might change mine… it makes me sound like a little depressed goth girl who sits and writes dreary poetry all day-- and that SO not me at all. I just dunno what I should change it to… maybe I’ll start a thread. 😉

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**Author:** ![JayElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@JayElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JayElle)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/32 "2002-12-03T00:01:30Z")

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I’ve always liked the names **Obsidian Flutterby** and **Rue DeDay**.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/33 "2002-12-03T00:20:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Madhat \*  
> \*\*My vote goes to the one **you can read upside down** , but I forget how it goes … anyone know who I mean? \*\*

**Punoqllads**

Upside down it’s Spellbound. Good guy too.

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**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/34 "2002-12-03T00:28:26Z")

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I was always partial to **woodstockbirdybird**. He doesn’t come around much anymore.

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**Author:** ![jane\_says](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jane\_says](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jane_says)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/35 "2002-12-03T00:43:44Z")

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I like _mine_. That’s why I picked it. And I like **Uncle Beer** , too. It makes me think of a guy who’d answer “'bout beer thirty” when asked for the time.

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**Author:** ![Netbrian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71e660/32.png) [@Netbrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Netbrian)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/36 "2002-12-03T00:47:12Z")

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I like mine too!

Oh, and Deep Fried’s username can annoy me sometimes when I was browsing Japanese web pages. It will show up rather oddly, and I have to guess whom decided their username should be a bunch of boxes! Nothing to do with the person though.

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/37 "2002-12-03T00:50:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eats\_Crayons \*  
> \*\*The LoadedDog – because it reminds me of someone’s post about the Kitty Canon[sup]TM[/sup] \*\*

Snap! I came in here pretty much just to mention **Eats\_Crayons** as being probably my favourite username.

**FireUnderpantsBoobs** seems to be top of the list, but I’ll add my vote anyway. I also like **Typo Mna**.

**Satan** was a cool one, too.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/38 "2002-12-03T01:00:25Z")

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My favorite username is **Cajun Man**. 😛

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/39 "2002-12-03T01:00:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by YappingPoodle \*  
> \*\*I’ve always liked the names **Obsidian Flutterby** and **Rue DeDay**. \*\*

I’m a fan of **Rue** ’s name as well - but I like his kid’s names better. **Soupo** and **Katcha**.

**Winston Smith** is a good name, as is **glee** - I always think of some short fella with a baseball cap on grinning (almost literally) from ear to ear as he types.

**YappingPoodle** is pretty good - kind of annoying though. 😉

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**Author:** ![Lyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Lyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyra)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favourite-usernames/140025/40 "2002-12-03T01:06:44Z")

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Ok, I give…

I get most of them but, \*\* Typo Mna \*\* has me baffled still. I know yall want to fight my ignorance and explain it to me, so go ahead.

Tip of my knee?  
Type of minnow?  
Type of money?

Help, please.

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