# FBI Agent in Petraeus Case Sent Shirtless Photos to Jill Kelley. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 13, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-agent-in-petraeus-case-sent-shirtless-photos-to-jill-kelley/640854 "2012-11-13T02:20:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-agent-in-petraeus-case-sent-shirtless-photos-to-jill-kelley/640854/121 "2012-11-16T00:16:22Z")
I revise my earlier rating. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-agent-in-petraeus-case-sent-shirtless-photos-to-jill-kelley/640854/122 "2012-11-16T00:33:57Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > You know how I know it’s salacious? He’s sucking in his gut. He’s suggestively showing his underwear! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-agent-in-petraeus-case-sent-shirtless-photos-to-jill-kelley/640854/123 "2012-11-16T01:01:03Z")
Well, seeing this guy just makes this whole story make sense now. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-agent-in-petraeus-case-sent-shirtless-photos-to-jill-kelley/640854/124 "2012-11-16T01:11:01Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > I revise my earlier rating. Eh, on a scale of 1-5 Putins, I’d put him at a 2 or so. (Putin, of course, would get a 6. While wrestling a tiger.) ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-agent-in-petraeus-case-sent-shirtless-photos-to-jill-kelley/640854/125 "2012-11-16T01:37:27Z")
I can appreciate the Putin scale, however, this guy is not riding an endangered Siberian bear or anything. He’s also not standing over a dead human body and this photo did not originate on the cover of an iron-fist state controlled newspaper. The real question is, how many babushkas fainted at the presentation of this photograph? That will give us the real answer. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-agent-in-petraeus-case-sent-shirtless-photos-to-jill-kelley/640854/126 "2012-11-16T01:53:49Z")
Putin learned everything he knows about shirtless modeling from [Yeltsin](http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01691/yeltsin-corfu_1691770i.jpg). Humphries has the hairless thing going, but clearly needs to develop his man boobs if he wants to compete internationally. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-agent-in-petraeus-case-sent-shirtless-photos-to-jill-kelley/640854/127 "2012-11-16T01:59:50Z")
Frankly, on the scale of Russian dictators, Humphries is a pathetic weakling. He needs to work on barreling-out his chest a little bit if he wants to get any topless texts in return. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-agent-in-petraeus-case-sent-shirtless-photos-to-jill-kelley/640854/128 "2012-11-16T02:21:05Z")
If [Brezhnev](http://www.24emilia.com/immagini/Radiovasca/brezhnev_shirtless.jpg)were alive today to sext these ladies, this scandal could have escalated to full nuclear war. ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-agent-in-petraeus-case-sent-shirtless-photos-to-jill-kelley/640854/129 "2012-11-16T04:01:35Z")
> [@voltaire](#): > > What I heard was that it wasn’t a “sexytime” topless photo that he sent, it was a photo of him at a shooting range, posing shirtless between two shirtless target dummies. So it was more of a gag photo, but I guess you could say it might have been a “sneak-brag” shirtless photo. Yeah, I’m wondering how many guys he sent it to, since it’s a gag. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-agent-in-petraeus-case-sent-shirtless-photos-to-jill-kelley/640854/130 "2012-11-16T14:42:05Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > If [Brezhnev](http://www.24emilia.com/immagini/Radiovasca/brezhnev_shirtless.jpg)were alive today to sext these ladies, this scandal could have escalated to full nuclear war. Is he … Is he wearing granny panties? ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-agent-in-petraeus-case-sent-shirtless-photos-to-jill-kelley/640854/131 "2012-11-16T15:06:54Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > If [Brezhnev](http://www.24emilia.com/immagini/Radiovasca/brezhnev_shirtless.jpg)were alive today to sext these ladies, this scandal could have escalated to full nuclear war. :eek:You bastard. A warning would have been nice.:eek: ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-agent-in-petraeus-case-sent-shirtless-photos-to-jill-kelley/640854/132 "2012-11-16T15:12:33Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > If [Brezhnev](http://www.24emilia.com/immagini/Radiovasca/brezhnev_shirtless.jpg)were alive today to sext these ladies, this scandal could have escalated to full nuclear war. 🙂 Though I thought that was Jake from State Farm. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-agent-in-petraeus-case-sent-shirtless-photos-to-jill-kelley/640854/133 "2012-11-17T01:12:14Z")
He’s got his ass on backwards. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-agent-in-petraeus-case-sent-shirtless-photos-to-jill-kelley/640854/134 "2012-11-17T01:35:10Z")
Hey, [if Christopher Lee of NY can do it](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41498568/ns/politics-capitol_hill/t/congressman-resigns-amid-craigslist-scandal/#.UKbo-oUmZA0), why can’t the Feds?? Next thing you know, they’ll be arguing over States’ Pectoral Rights. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-agent-in-petraeus-case-sent-shirtless-photos-to-jill-kelley/640854.md?page=6)