# FBI Search and Seizure at Trump's Mar-A-Lago Residence, August 8, 2022, Case Dismissed July 15, 2024

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**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [August 8, 2022, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-search-and-seizure-at-trumps-mar-a-lago-residence-august-8-2022-case-dismissed-july-15-2024/969329 "2022-08-08T23:18:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2022, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-search-and-seizure-at-trumps-mar-a-lago-residence-august-8-2022-case-dismissed-july-15-2024/969329/4101 "2022-12-02T21:52:44Z")

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> [@Rhodes](#):
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> The hypothetical President Donald Trump _Jr_ will be 64 in 2042.

Ya got me!

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> [@bobot](#):
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> You are correct!

“I’m runnin’ out of show tunes.”

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2022, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-search-and-seizure-at-trumps-mar-a-lago-residence-august-8-2022-case-dismissed-july-15-2024/969329/4103 "2022-12-02T22:29:26Z")

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> [@rocking\_chair](#):
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> …and ms dion’s pictures are vital to his …what adjective - noun can go there without ickyness.

“Emotional well-being”?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
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> [@carrps](#):
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> I thought that was Donald Jessica Trump?

Donald Jesus Trump

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2022, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-search-and-seizure-at-trumps-mar-a-lago-residence-august-8-2022-case-dismissed-july-15-2024/969329/4105 "2022-12-02T23:24:52Z")

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objection!

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2022, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-search-and-seizure-at-trumps-mar-a-lago-residence-august-8-2022-case-dismissed-july-15-2024/969329/4106 "2022-12-02T23:29:39Z")

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> [@simster](#):
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> objection! &nbsp;

Your honour, I was referring to the function of such imagery in the service of the Orange Peril’s emotional well-being – not yours, mine, or that of my esteemed counselor.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2022, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-search-and-seizure-at-trumps-mar-a-lago-residence-august-8-2022-case-dismissed-july-15-2024/969329/4107 "2022-12-02T23:42:12Z")

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Huh, that works.

Seriously, what lawyer goes in front of an appeal court to argue golf shirts and celebrity photos?! That was the best they could do?

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2022, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-search-and-seizure-at-trumps-mar-a-lago-residence-august-8-2022-case-dismissed-july-15-2024/969329/4108 "2022-12-02T23:48:10Z")

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More like Donald Judas Trump.

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**Post date:** [December 2, 2022, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-search-and-seizure-at-trumps-mar-a-lago-residence-august-8-2022-case-dismissed-july-15-2024/969329/4109 "2022-12-02T23:50:52Z")

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> [@rocking\_chair](#):
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> Seriously, what lawyer goes in front of an appeal court to argue golf shirts and celebrity photos?! That was the best they could do?

Those are pretty good examples if you’re trying to say they took things that were innocuous and were clearly Trump’s personal property. As the court noted, however, that’s not the standard. Personal property is taken all the time via search warrants.

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**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-search-and-seizure-at-trumps-mar-a-lago-residence-august-8-2022-case-dismissed-july-15-2024/969329/4110 "2022-12-03T01:23:11Z")

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What does this mean, anybody know? (The link below goes to Law & Crime Blog.)

[Trump Fights to Keep Moribund Mar-a-Lago Case Alive](https://lawandcrime.com/trump/after-the-11th-circuits-beatdown-donald-trump-fights-to-keep-moribund-mar-a-lago-case-alive-until-ruling-takes-effect-next-week/?utm_source=mostpopular)

> On Friday, the Department of Justice asked the judge presiding over the moribund case to pause all proceedings until the case dies, but Trump’s attorneys opposed that plan later in the day — without indicating whether they would lodge an appeal to the Supreme Court.

According to the article on this blog, the 11th Circuit will issue its “mandate” to end the case on 12/8, barring a stay being issued.

> Until that time, Trump’s legal team wants to prolong the proceedings and keep up the current schedule. They asked U.S. District **Aileen Cannon** , at minimum, to grant hold a telephone conference two days before the drop dead date to discuss how to proceed.

WTF? There’s a typo in the article, so I’m trying to figure out if they meant “to grant **holding** a telephone conference” or something like that. So, they want to talk to Loose Cannon? For what? What can she do now? Isn’t any appeal up to the Supreme Court?

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-search-and-seizure-at-trumps-mar-a-lago-residence-august-8-2022-case-dismissed-july-15-2024/969329/4111 "2022-12-03T01:34:29Z")

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It is my understanding that they were arguing that there was harm, that he needed immediate relief. There were things that as a former president, there needed to be an exception.

Golf shirts seems really weak tea for that argument.

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**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-search-and-seizure-at-trumps-mar-a-lago-residence-august-8-2022-case-dismissed-july-15-2024/969329/4112 "2022-12-03T01:38:35Z")

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> [@rocking\_chair](#):
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> Golf shirts seems really weak tea for that argument.

Don’t forget the photograph of Celine Dion. He needs that right now!

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-search-and-seizure-at-trumps-mar-a-lago-residence-august-8-2022-case-dismissed-july-15-2024/969329/4113 "2022-12-03T02:28:45Z")

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The lifesize Celine Dion blowup doll isn’t doing it for him.

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Seriously, I wonder what’s up?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-search-and-seizure-at-trumps-mar-a-lago-residence-august-8-2022-case-dismissed-july-15-2024/969329/4114 "2022-12-03T02:39:02Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> Her only future seems to be that of an unwavering Trumpist, which isn’t much of a future, unless she’s counting on the Orange Peril being re-elected.

She wouldn’t be the first (or the last) to have her future turned to shit after being thrown under the bus by the Trump man.

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**Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-search-and-seizure-at-trumps-mar-a-lago-residence-august-8-2022-case-dismissed-july-15-2024/969329/4115 "2022-12-03T05:42:25Z")

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> [@simster](#):
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> objection!

This trial is a travesty. It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of two mockeries of a sham.

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> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> How long is cocaine measureable in urine?

Totally off topic, but actually quite some time.

> **[Cocaine levels in Thames probably not making eels 'hyperactive'](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cocaine-london-river-thames-water-research-kings-college-study-fish-high-drugs-a8738146.html)**
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> High levels of class A drug all week long not threat to wildlife, says expert

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> OTOH, if she imagines a future for herself as a legal pundit or talking head on Fox News, her value as such would be premised on her legal opinions having some credibility.

It sounds like Fox News on your planet is _very_ different from the Fox News on my planet.

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**Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-search-and-seizure-at-trumps-mar-a-lago-residence-august-8-2022-case-dismissed-july-15-2024/969329/4118 "2022-12-03T11:31:12Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> Even if the smackdowns start coming faster than the few months this one took, is there any reason Trump’s team can’t ride that carousel forever and drag things out for years and years?

Still hoping for some feedback on this question.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fbi-search-and-seizure-at-trumps-mar-a-lago-residence-august-8-2022-case-dismissed-july-15-2024/969329/4119 "2022-12-03T13:56:02Z")

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I’d like to know, too.

Even people _in jail_ who aren’t (so-called) billionaires manage to keep kicking the can down the road for decades.

Although I would love it if he had to do it from jail…

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I believe Cannon herself thought up the whole Special Master business and offered it up to trump’s team, who probably never even heard of such a thing. What Dearie did or didn’t do was immaterial- stalling was the goal of course.

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