# Feast Your Eyes On The New People Pages Additions

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feast-your-eyes-on-the-new-people-pages-additions/59616>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 27, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feast-your-eyes-on-the-new-people-pages-additions/59616 "2001-03-27T01:50:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feast-your-eyes-on-the-new-people-pages-additions/59616/41 "2001-03-28T06:40:08Z")

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Put your bibs on. There are more new and updated people…

\*\*NEW  
Fairy Princess Kitty  
Ross  
Shatzi  
The Infraggable Krunk  
Wump

UPDATED  
TwistofFate\*\*

Happy drooling. 🙂

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I’m the luckiest woman in the world!  
[Click here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1207530#post1207530) to find out why.  
Jeg elsker dig, Thomas

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feast-your-eyes-on-the-new-people-pages-additions/59616/42 "2001-03-28T13:03:17Z")

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**Shayna** ,

Again, good work on the pages! They look wonderful, and what’s more, they’re devastingly easy to manuever in.

I’m afraid they won’t remain perfectly wonderful for long, however. I am being pressured by someone (!) to send you my pic, too! Ah, so much for the marless beauty of the People Pages! Maybe I could have my own section, the Dumpy Ugly Guy Section (DUGS).

😉

I’ll send you mine tonight, if that’s ok.

dan

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**Author:** ![Shatzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Shatzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shatzi)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feast-your-eyes-on-the-new-people-pages-additions/59616/43 "2001-03-28T18:36:55Z")

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_floofs Shayna_

Thanks for getting my pic up! 😃

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**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feast-your-eyes-on-the-new-people-pages-additions/59616/44 "2001-03-28T18:43:28Z")

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Thanks Shayna for getting my picture up! (Even if I was completely ignored by the drooling millions :))

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feast-your-eyes-on-the-new-people-pages-additions/59616/45 "2001-03-28T18:48:38Z")

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What Tretiak said.

Thanks, Shayna!

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feast-your-eyes-on-the-new-people-pages-additions/59616/46 "2001-03-28T20:05:13Z")

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Aw MAN, I was afraid this would happen. Shayna, how could you let a tiny little thing like me being happily married get in the way of the grand passion we shared without ever telling anyone?

[sub]oops. everyone forget I said that.[/sub]

How can I flirt with you now that you won’t look away from Spiny long enough to make eye contact?

I mean, gosh. Now I don’t even know if I even want to SEND you these pix with the body oil and the glitter that I took just for you.

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feast-your-eyes-on-the-new-people-pages-additions/59616/47 "2001-03-28T23:07:16Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by dantheman \*  
> \*\*I’m afraid they won’t remain perfectly wonderful for long, however. I am being pressured by someone (!) to send you my pic, too! Ah, so much for the marless beauty of the People Pages! Maybe I could have my own section, the Dumpy Ugly Guy Section (DUGS).
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> 😉
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> I’ll send you mine tonight, if that’s ok.
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> dan \*\*

Don’t you even **dare** say such a thing! I already told you that if you sent your pic in I would immediately add you to my crush list!

Besides, the beauty of the People Pages was marred last month when mine went up, anyway! 😉

[sub](I’ll go with cute, but not even close to beauty!)[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feast-your-eyes-on-the-new-people-pages-additions/59616/48 "2001-03-29T00:48:07Z")

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I canna see **LittleTassie** ’s page!

Where sit gone?

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feast-your-eyes-on-the-new-people-pages-additions/59616/49 "2001-03-30T13:09:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by TruePisces \*  
> \*\*Don’t you even **dare** say such a thing! I already told you that if you sent your pic in I would immediately add you to my crush list! \*\*

Well, the marring continues! I have been informed by **Shayna** that my piddlin’ pic will be up shortly. So if the entire Internet crashes and burns, you’ll know who to blame!

[Damn good thing I don’t have my nakie pic online!]

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**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feast-your-eyes-on-the-new-people-pages-additions/59616/50 "2001-03-30T16:10:39Z")

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**dan** , I submitted a pic a couple days ago, so we can crash the server together. Sound good?

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feast-your-eyes-on-the-new-people-pages-additions/59616/51 "2001-03-30T16:27:20Z")

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Awright, **Jester**! We’ll bring down that bad boy by the most devious of means… an ugly pic! (or two)

😉

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**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feast-your-eyes-on-the-new-people-pages-additions/59616/52 "2001-03-31T04:31:35Z")

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They’ll never know what hit them, my friend. Not in a million years.

\<goes to find a mirror he hasn’t broken yet and adjust his hair\>

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