# February in the MMP

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/february-in-the-mmp/847423
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Tags:** mmp
**Created:** [February 3, 2020, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/february-in-the-mmp/847423 "2020-02-03T12:29:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
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### Author: ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2020, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/february-in-the-mmp/847423/181 "2020-02-10T01:37:55Z")

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> [@nelliebly](#):
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> OK, people, time to get serious. Are we going to let 2020 be a bad year? \*No! \*Are we going to grab it by the ears and turn it around? _Yes!_ Nothing’s over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
> 
> Sorry, wrong movie. Still, I’ve had enough crappy years. I refuse to acquiesce to another one. Who’s with me?

I’m in!

> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> Feel better soon, **doggio** (it’s no fun abusing sick people).

Just don’t buy me soy sauce. Never Kikkoman when he’s down.

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### Author: ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2020, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/february-in-the-mmp/847423/182 "2020-02-10T01:58:13Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> I’m in!  
> Just don’t buy me soy sauce. Never Kikkoman when he’s down.

[Silver Swan.](https://nutriasia.com/brand/silver-swan-soy-sauce/)

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### Author: ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2020, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/february-in-the-mmp/847423/183 "2020-02-10T02:12:15Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> [Silver Swan.](https://nutriasia.com/brand/silver-swan-soy-sauce/)

Did you just flip me the bird?:dubious:;):p:D

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### Author: ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2020, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/february-in-the-mmp/847423/184 "2020-02-10T02:20:58Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Did you just flip me the bird?:dubious:;):p:D

Yes, Dogbutt, I did.

For the reasonable MMP subscribers, Silver Swan is an excellent soy sauce, made in the Philippines, more umani, more flavorful than Kikkoman, which is made in San Francisco.

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### Author: ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2020, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/february-in-the-mmp/847423/185 "2020-02-10T02:43:58Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Yes, Dogbutt, I did.
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> For the reasonable MMP subscribers, Silver Swan is an excellent soy sauce, made in the Philippines, more umani, more flavorful than Kikkoman, which is made in San Francisco.

But it doesn’t make the pun, sir.

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### Author: ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2020, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/february-in-the-mmp/847423/186 "2020-02-10T03:18:24Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> Dinner was at Outback Steakhouse, their bread is great, steak good, but french fries are only average. If we could combine the best from Outback, Longhorn, and Texas Roadhouse…
> 
> **Moooomm** , I have a 6-pack of Diet Coke, which I got for all the contractors that came through here–none apparently wanted it, so need to find it a good home.  
> ETA: Read the Old Wench’s thread on **Ruble** ; will help chase the gloom away. 🙂

MetalMouse–I find Outback too spicy, Longhorn Way too expensive, but they have a larger menu, and TRH has the best steaks at the very best price.

Colas are banned from the mothership, my Quacks have restricted my Phosphorus intake. The 20 two liters of diet ginger ale in the garage handle my liquid intake well.

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### Author: ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2020, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/february-in-the-mmp/847423/187 "2020-02-10T03:35:24Z")

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Nope. **Metal mouse** , there will be no pix of me cosplayed/dolled up, on the Dope. Y’all couldn’t handle it (;))  
(It’s that bad!!)

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### Author: ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2020, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/february-in-the-mmp/847423/188 "2020-02-10T05:55:32Z")

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Seen it. Harley Quinn, with boots too small. Wasn’t _that_ bad. Damn good, actually!

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### Author: ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2020, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/february-in-the-mmp/847423/189 "2020-02-11T23:18:26Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Nope. **Metal mouse** , there will be no pix of me cosplayed/dolled up, on the Dope. Y’all couldn’t handle it (;))  
> (It’s that bad!!)

dammit.

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### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2020, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/february-in-the-mmp/847423/190 "2020-02-12T14:03:44Z")

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Driving through downtown Raleigh the other evening, I had the college station on, and they were playing electronic dance mixes. After one set, they had a bumper from a Woody Allen movie.

Woody: We had a discussion about music, and then he threatened to push me down a flight of stairs.  
Other man: Then what happened?  
Woody. He was successful. He pushed me down a flight of stairs.

I don’t know why, but that really tickled me. I was laughing painfully all the way home. I’ve gotten into heated discussions with other people about music before. I still snicker about this.

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