# February makes us shiver with each new rant it delivers

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 1, 2015, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/february-makes-us-shiver-with-each-new-rant-it-delivers/711492 "2015-02-01T05:13:11Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 6, 2015, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/february-makes-us-shiver-with-each-new-rant-it-delivers/711492/124 "2015-02-06T04:33:02Z")

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> [@Nava](#):
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> [SIZE=“1”]I think we’re missing about 40K words, but yeah. It’s all filler. Heck, we can fill a few pages just with the descriptions of what our heroine is wearing and not wearing at different spots.

Well, seeing as how the exotic, raven-haired beauty is currently sitting at a battered library computer, muttering to herself in Spanish about the slow internet connection…I’d guess she could say heck and nobody close would know 😃

At this point in the story, the dusky polyglot researcher is covering her ample curves with a slightly dirt stained lab coat and the librarian is of course wearing a high collared lace blouse with a pastel colored jacket.

Back to our regularly scheduled ranting. We stopped at the storage place today and opened 4 boxes. Everything went into the trash. My beloved butthead thinks that there will be things of value to find. There is NOTHING good in there, if it was of value, you wouldn’t have let it sit in storage for over 5 years. I think he’s going to go to Nebraska next week just so I don’t have to put him out of my misery.

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