# Feed me some Yummy Feud by TDN \[closed\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 1, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944 "2008-07-01T19:07:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/61 "2008-07-02T00:05:23Z")

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1. Lobstah

2. Chicken

3. Frog

4. Ice Cream

5. Taco Hell

6. Cheerios

7. Chubby Hubby

8. Cheddar

9. Stuffing

10. Pêches flambe

11. I only have use for cream of mushroom, myself, but I think this will be the more common answer.

12. Well, the idea of fast food and best doesn’t go. So I’m voting for the fast food I’ll eat most willingly.

13. I don’t really care for the flavor, but how can you beat that name?

14. It was cheddar or spray cheese. And spray cheese isn’t really cheese. (No, I’m not a food snob. I’m a _word_ snob. 😉 )

ETA: Baked Alaska? Baked Alaska? I’ve never seen it served on fire. Nor have I ever seen a recipe that suggested that. Wouldn’t it really make the meringue yucky yucky, not nicely caramelized, like one gets when they use a blow torch on creme brulee?

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/62 "2008-07-02T00:05:56Z")

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1. scallops
2. Cream of mushroom soup
3. Frog legs
4. Macaroni and cheese
5. In and Out Burgers
6. Cheerios
7. Cherry Garcia
8. Cheese Whiz
9. yams/sweet potatoes
10. crepe suzette

Actually, I rarely use cheese whiz, but most cheeses can go on a cracker and cheese whiz can’t do much of anything else.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/63 "2008-07-02T00:15:02Z")

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1. Lobster
2. Chicken
3. Human\*
4. Grilled cheese sammich
5. Arby’s
6. Cap’n Crunch
7. Cherry Garcia
8. Gruyere\*\*
9. Cranberry sauce\*\*\*
10. Cherries jubilee?

```auto
*Eddie Izzard routine. I DON'T EAT HUMANS. I swear!
**I think?
***A guy I knew in high school once sang a song about this:
"At Thanksgiving time
We eat cranberry sauce
Shaped like a can."
I miss that guy.
```

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/64 "2008-07-02T00:22:39Z")

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_mutter mutter_ People, people, people. There are too many primary references that use the expression “long pork” for me to let this idiocy of claiming that Homo sapiens tastes like chicken pass.

It tastes and smells - if you’ve had the misfortune of smelling a fatal or injurious fire - like cooked pork. I know the joke is that everything tastes like chicken, but we are supposed to be fighting ignorance here. At least part-time. 😉

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/65 "2008-07-02T00:45:05Z")

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1.Crab  
2.Mushroom  
3.Turkey  
4.Chocolate  
5.WhatABurger  
6.Corn Flakes  
7.Cherry Garcia  
8.Cheddar  
9.Yams  
10.herries Jubilee

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/66 "2008-07-02T00:51:43Z")

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1.Alaskan King Crab  
2…Mushroom  
3.Frog Legs  
4.Potato Chips  
5.Wendys  
6.Cheerios  
7.Cherry Garcia  
8.Cheddar  
9.Mashed potatoes  
10.Cheeries Jubilee

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/67 "2008-07-02T01:21:23Z")

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1. clam
2. mushroom
3. turkey
4. ice cream
5. McDonalds
6. Corn Flakes
7. Cherry Garcia
8. cheddar
9. cranberries
10. cherries jubilee

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/68 "2008-07-02T01:55:43Z")

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I think we have at least 50 sets of answers.

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/69 "2008-07-02T02:42:37Z")

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1. Clams
2. Chicken
3. Rattlesnake
4. Macaroni and Cheese
5. Taco Bell
6. Cheerios
7. Americone Dream
8. Cheddar
9. Green Bean Casserole
10. Bananas Foster

(did I make it?)

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**Author:** ![adhemar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@adhemar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhemar)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/70 "2008-07-02T05:51:21Z")

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1. conch
2. mushroom
3. froglegs  
4.mashed potatos
4. in and out
5. cheerios
6. cherry garcia
7. cheddar
8. sweet potatos
9. crepes suzette

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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/71 "2008-07-02T06:56:28Z")

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1. shrimp
2. Cream of mushroom soup
3. Rattlesnake
4. macaroni & cheese
5. In N Out
6. Wheaties
7. Cherry Garcia
8. Brie
9. Cranberry sauce
10. Bananas Foster

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**Author:** ![maggenpye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@maggenpye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maggenpye)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/72 "2008-07-02T07:08:14Z")

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1. Clam
2. Chicken
3. Eel
4. Chocolate cake
5. Subway
6. Cornflakes
7. Chocolate
8. Philly
9. Mashed Potato
10. Crepes Suzette

ETA: sneaking in!

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**Author:** ![Walkabout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/46a35a/32.png) [@Walkabout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walkabout)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/73 "2008-07-02T11:23:32Z")

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1. conch
2. chicken
3. frog legs
4. Macaroni and cheese
5. Taco Bell
6. Cheerios
7. Cherry Garcia
8. brie
9. Stuffing
10. Plum pudding

I hope I made it in!

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/74 "2008-07-02T11:41:50Z")

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Sorry for those of you who came in late. I’ve notified the mod this morning to mark it closed.

The evil overlords at my job kept me busy all the way until quit o’clock yesterday! 😃

I’ll have the scores up ASAP.

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/75 "2008-07-02T11:43:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn]  
The evil overlords at my job kept me busy all the way until quit o’clock yesterday! 😃  
[/QUOTE]

Bastards! Don’t they know you’ve got _important_ things to do? 😃

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/76 "2008-07-02T11:51:57Z")

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1. clam
2. chicken
3. rattlesnake
4. chicken soup
5. Taco Bell
6. Cheerios
7. Cherry Garcia
8. Brie
9. stuffing!
10. Cherries Jubilee

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/77 "2008-07-02T11:56:27Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
_snip!_  
#1 - I absolutely refused to say “conch”  
\*snip! \*

[/QUOTE]

Oh, _now_ you refuse to say “conch” – where were you when I said “cowrie”, huh? Huh?

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/78 "2008-07-02T12:50:08Z")

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**Gonzomax** was the cutoff.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/79 "2008-07-02T12:55:01Z")

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The only “sticky wicket” I ran across was #10. Flambe does not equal Cherries Flambe. Peches Flambe does not equal Cherries Flambe. Cherries Flambe _does_ equal Cherries Jubilee.

The answers:

**1. Shrimp 23**

1. Lobster 12
2. Clams 5
3. Crab 4
4. Oysters 3
5. Scallops 2
6. Conch 1

**2. Mushroom 34**  
2. Chicken 11  
2. Broccoli 3  
2. potato 1  
2. tomato 1

**3. Frog legs 17**  
3. Rattlesnake 7  
3. Turkey 6  
3. Rabbit 5  
3. Snake 4  
3. alligator 2  
3. human 2  
3. venison 2  
3. Fish 1  
3. pheasant 1  
3. Pork 1  
3. Squirrel 1  
3. turtle 1

**4. Macaroni and cheese 19**  
4. Ice Cream 8  
4. mashed potatoes 6  
4. Grilled Cheese Sandwich 5  
4. Meatloaf 3  
4. Chicken soup 2  
4. chocolate 2  
4. Cookie Dough 1  
4. Cookies 1  
4. Peanut butter 1  
4. Pot roast 1  
4. Potato Chips 1

**5. Wendy’s 20**  
5. McDonald’s 12  
5. Taco Bell 4  
5. Burger King 2  
5. Chick-Fil-A 2  
5. What-A-Burger 2  
5. Arby’s 1  
5. Chipotles 1  
5. Culvers 1  
5. In and Out Burgers 1  
5. Jack in the Box 1  
5. Panda Express 1  
5. Popeyes 1  
5. Steak n Shake 1

**6. Cheerios 28**  
6. Corn Flakes 10  
6. Cap’n Crunch 4  
6. Frosted Flakes 3  
6. Honey Bunches of Oats 1  
6. Lucky Charms 1  
6. Raisin Bran 1  
6. special k 1  
6. Wheaties 1

**7. Cherry Garcia 32**  
7. Chunky Monkey 12  
7. Phish Food 2  
7. caramel 1  
7. Chubby Hubby 1  
7. Cookie Dough 1  
7. Vanilla 1

**8. Cheddar 37**  
8. Brie 5  
8. Cheese Whiz 2  
8. Easy Cheese 2  
8. gruyere 2  
8. Gouda 1  
8. Havarti 1

**9. Dressing/Stuffing 19**  
9. mashed potatoes 11  
9. Cranberries/Cranberry sauce 9  
9. Sweet Potatoes/Yams 8  
9. Green bean casserole 3

**10. Cherries Jubilee/Flambe 18**  
10. Baked Alaska 7  
10. Crepes Suzette 7  
10. Bananas Foster 6  
10. Creme Brulee 3  
10. Flambe 3  
10. saganaki 3  
10. marshmallows 2  
10. Pêches flambe 1

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feed-me-some-yummy-feud-by-tdn-closed/454944/80 "2008-07-02T13:01:31Z")

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And our newest winner is ~~drumroll~~ **5-4-Fighting** with a perfect 10! Woo-hoo! :: flings confetti :: Good job!

Thanks **TDN** , and thanks everyone for playing. I’ll post another this afternoon.

\*\*1. 5-4-Fighting 494.00 \*\*  
2. tarragon918 456.00  
3. Dolores Reborn 454.00  
4. KayElCee 446.00  
5. gardentraveler 444.00  
6. wheresgeorge04 430.00  
7. An Arky 428.00  
8. delphica 420.00  
9. Ace309 406.00  
10. gonzomax 402.00  
11. brownie55 400.00  
12. Sternvogel 396.00  
13. Parthol 390.00  
14. Hoopy Frood 386.00  
15. MsWhatsit 378.00  
15. garygnu 378.00  
15. swampbear 378.00  
18. 42fish 366.00  
19. Glory 362.00  
20. anyrose 348.00  
21. silenus 344.00  
22. Happy Lendervedder 338.00  
23. Biffy the Elephant Shrew 332.00  
23. El\_Kabong 332.00  
25. This’ll Do 328.00  
26. Gala Matrix Fire 326.00  
27. Eleanor of Aquitaine 324.00  
27. RachelChristine 324.00  
29. Justin\_Bailey 310.00  
30. HongKongFooey 308.00  
31. MadTheSwine 306.00  
32. Yllaria 298.00  
33. Zebra 284.00  
34. twickster 274.00  
35. OtakuLoki 272.00  
35. 5 time champ 272.00  
37. tdn 270.00  
38. Scarlett67 266.00  
38. adam yax 266.00  
40. Freudian Slit 262.00  
41. Gangster Octopus 248.00  
42. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 234.00  
42. peekercpa 234.00  
44. Harmonious Discord 230.00  
45. Baker 220.00  
45. pravnik 220.00  
47. winterhawk11 198.00  
48. SylverOne 190.00  
48. SpazCat 190.00  
50. Bricker’s wife 92.00

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