# Feeding your girlfriend some bugs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeding-your-girlfriend-some-bugs/764623>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 1, 2016, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeding-your-girlfriend-some-bugs/764623 "2016-09-01T01:35:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeding-your-girlfriend-some-bugs/764623/1 "2016-09-01T01:35:41Z")

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Slip a few crunchy crickets in some meatballs and wait for the fireworks.

(mua-ha-ha-ha!)

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/J5nyQLr2zjc/maxresdefault.jpg "SPAGHETTI AND MEAT BUGS PRANK") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5nyQLr2zjc)

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeding-your-girlfriend-some-bugs/764623/2 "2016-09-01T20:23:45Z")

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I thought this was going to be about Spanish fly…

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeding-your-girlfriend-some-bugs/764623/3 "2016-09-01T23:27:01Z")

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Feed 'em to [this kid.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ccqnUDTWcc)

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeding-your-girlfriend-some-bugs/764623/4 "2016-09-01T23:29:00Z")

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Sounds like a great way to get rid of those pesky, clingy girlfriends.

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**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeding-your-girlfriend-some-bugs/764623/5 "2016-09-02T13:56:17Z")

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[quote=“Enola\_Straight, post:1, topic:764623”]

Slip a few crunchy crickets in some meatballs and wait for the fireworks.

(mua-ha-ha-ha!)

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Note: Do not actually do this unless you are:

1. Willing to completely betray the trust of a loved one  
and
2. An asshole  
“Take this as a lesson, honey! At any time I may do something sneaky and repulsive to you. Never relax!”