# Feeling closeted? Catholicvote.org has words of comfort for you:

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-closeted-catholicvote-org-has-words-of-comfort-for-you/723919>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 30, 2015, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-closeted-catholicvote-org-has-words-of-comfort-for-you/723919 "2015-06-30T23:26:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-closeted-catholicvote-org-has-words-of-comfort-for-you/723919/1 "2015-06-30T23:26:26Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/I6PPk2NOQXs/maxresdefault.jpg "Not Alone") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6PPk2NOQXs)

Video is amazeballs.

Unfortunately I can’t say much about its content. You must see it in context for the full effect.

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**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-closeted-catholicvote-org-has-words-of-comfort-for-you/723919/2 "2015-07-01T00:22:45Z")

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> [@Frylock](#):
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> Video is amazeballs.
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> Unfortunately I can’t say much about its content. You must see it in context for the full effect.

I would not exactly call the video impressive (I assume you were suggesting it was); it’s just several people’s monologues.

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-closeted-catholicvote-org-has-words-of-comfort-for-you/723919/3 "2015-07-01T00:25:02Z")

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> [@Canadjun](#):
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> I would not exactly call the video impressive (I assume you were suggesting it was); it’s just several people’s monologues.

It’s pretty fuckin’ impressively tone-deaf, self-blind, hypocritical and bigoted, _pace_ that one guy in it who complains about people using the word “bigoted.”

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-closeted-catholicvote-org-has-words-of-comfort-for-you/723919/4 "2015-07-01T00:31:18Z")

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[Alternate version.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1UxAH9FMY0)

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-closeted-catholicvote-org-has-words-of-comfort-for-you/723919/5 "2015-07-01T00:41:02Z")

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I’m glad to see these guys at least had the sense to go inside that white room instead of standing outside [as it was about to rain](http://youtu.be/xGi2r-M_gQ8)

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**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-closeted-catholicvote-org-has-words-of-comfort-for-you/723919/6 "2015-07-01T13:11:43Z")

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> [@Frylock](#):
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> It’s pretty fuckin’ impressively tone-deaf, self-blind, hypocritical and bigoted, _pace_ that one guy in it who complains about people using the word “bigoted.”

That I’ll agree with! Didn’t realize you were being sarcastic in the first message.

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**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-closeted-catholicvote-org-has-words-of-comfort-for-you/723919/7 "2015-07-02T02:14:29Z")

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There aren’t many posters on whose say so I’ll click an otherwise barely described video link, but **Frylock** is apparently one. Amazeballs doesn’t do it justice. It’s a complete anti-Poe: If I didn’t know better I’d swear it had to be an Onion video.

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**Author:** ![Robert163](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4af34b/32.png) [@Robert163](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robert163)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-closeted-catholicvote-org-has-words-of-comfort-for-you/723919/8 "2015-07-02T02:46:16Z")

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You know your message is pretty bad when you are speaking as honestly as possible and most people think it is a parody or a comedy skit

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**Author:** ![Kaio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c68b51/32.png) [@Kaio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaio)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-closeted-catholicvote-org-has-words-of-comfort-for-you/723919/9 "2015-07-02T06:27:31Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> [Alternate version.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1UxAH9FMY0)

This. Is. The. BEST!

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-closeted-catholicvote-org-has-words-of-comfort-for-you/723919/10 "2015-07-02T14:56:21Z")

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> [@Kaio](#):
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> This. Is. The. BEST!

I think it is pretty good but in need of an editor. It was about a minute too long. Too many internet amateurs are too much in love with their own material to trim the fat. But it is a dead on shot at it’s target.

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**Author:** ![CinnamonBabka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@CinnamonBabka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CinnamonBabka)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-closeted-catholicvote-org-has-words-of-comfort-for-you/723919/11 "2015-07-02T15:51:19Z")

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It’s okay, I have gay friends!

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**Author:** ![steronz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steronz/32/11765_2.png) [@steronz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steronz)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-closeted-catholicvote-org-has-words-of-comfort-for-you/723919/12 "2015-07-02T16:41:15Z")

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> [@Alan\_Smithee](#):
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> There aren’t many posters on whose say so I’ll click an otherwise barely described video link, but **Frylock** is apparently one. Amazeballs doesn’t do it justice. It’s a complete anti-Poe: If I didn’t know better I’d swear it had to be an Onion video.

I’m still not convinced it’s not a parody.

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**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-closeted-catholicvote-org-has-words-of-comfort-for-you/723919/13 "2015-07-05T16:13:30Z")

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> [@Slithy\_Tove](#):
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> I’m glad to see these guys at least had the sense to go inside that white room instead of standing outside [as it was about to rain](http://youtu.be/xGi2r-M_gQ8)

And of course, the [alternate version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhaihBGD2tc).

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-closeted-catholicvote-org-has-words-of-comfort-for-you/723919/14 "2015-07-05T16:52:20Z")

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> [@Slithy\_Tove](#):
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> I’m glad to see these guys at least had the sense to go inside that white room instead of standing outside [as it was about to rain](http://youtu.be/xGi2r-M_gQ8)

They are part of a rainbow coalition!
