# Feeling stupid today? Have I got the T-shirt for you! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 17, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-stupid-today-have-i-got-the-t-shirt-for-you/202191 "2003-09-17T18:32:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-stupid-today-have-i-got-the-t-shirt-for-you/202191/1 "2003-09-17T18:32:37Z")
True story. Happened at the Minnesota State Fair, just a week or so ago. There was a woman there sporting a T-shirt that read “I See Stupid People” — obviously a reference to “I see dead people” from the movie “The Sixth Sense.” Now, this woman was unmistakably **very pregnant** , and … and … She was intensely puffing on a cigarette! Gah! The only appropriate response to this fuckwad of a buttmunch is to get right in her face, look her in the eye, and say, “SO DO I, BITCH, SO DO I!” I only wish I had the _cohones_ to do that … ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-stupid-today-have-i-got-the-t-shirt-for-you/202191/2 "2003-09-17T18:36:35Z")
whoooo, you wanna live a couple of miles just down the road from me, see it every day, and the bonus is they’re all just about 14 too. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-stupid-today-have-i-got-the-t-shirt-for-you/202191/3 "2003-09-17T18:39:18Z")
Buy her one of [these](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/Walcher/Stupid.jpg). [sub]It’s my dopefest shirt, I had it made a couple of years ago[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-stupid-today-have-i-got-the-t-shirt-for-you/202191/4 "2003-09-17T19:09:02Z")
**Weirddave** , you should make another one, pointing down! Get it?!? A joke on the male member, and how sometimes it takes over? ---
**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-stupid-today-have-i-got-the-t-shirt-for-you/202191/5 "2003-09-17T19:19:11Z")
Similar story…one a busy 4-lane in my town, came to red light. Guy in the other lane didn’t even slow donw, rear-ended the car in front of him. As I pulled up, saw his bumper sticker: “How’s my driving? call 1-800-EAT-SHIT” ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-stupid-today-have-i-got-the-t-shirt-for-you/202191/6 "2003-09-18T13:10:14Z")
[Best t-shirt ever.](http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a242) ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-stupid-today-have-i-got-the-t-shirt-for-you/202191/7 "2003-09-18T14:27:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenham \* > \*\*[Best t-shirt ever.](http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a242) \*\* I LOVE their Tshirts! I own two: “Homosexuals are gay” and “I fucked the chick from Hanson.” I bought the baby boy I sometimes babysit the one that says “I can kick your baby’s ass,” but I have not yet bought him the one that says “THEY SHAKE ME!” ---
**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-stupid-today-have-i-got-the-t-shirt-for-you/202191/8 "2003-09-18T18:02:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenham \* > \*\*[Best t-shirt ever.](http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a242) \*\* I’m partial to this [baby sized t-shirt](http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a71) -lv ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-stupid-today-have-i-got-the-t-shirt-for-you/202191/9 "2003-09-18T18:18:30Z")
No. The best t-shirts come from [www.thinkgeek.com](http://www.thinkgeek.com). If I wasn’t on dialup at the moment (long story!) I’d direct you towards their Generic Carbon Unit T. ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-stupid-today-have-i-got-the-t-shirt-for-you/202191/10 "2003-09-19T14:41:34Z")
Don’t forget [The Onion](http://store.theonion.com/cgi-bin/store/EDCstore.pl?user_action=category&category=Apparel). “The sports team from my area is superior to the sports team from your area.” “Your favorite band sucks.” Classic. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feeling-stupid-today-have-i-got-the-t-shirt-for-you/202191/11 "2003-09-20T05:05:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NurseCarmen \* > \*\ ***Weirddave** , you should make another one, pointing down! Get it?!? A joke on the male member, and how sometimes it takes over? \*\* Johnny Depp wears that shirt in **Once Upon a Time in Mexico**. Or in the previews, at least. Haven’t been able to see the movie yet, unfortunately. ☹