# Felch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 18, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felch/29805 "2000-08-18T00:21:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felch/29805/1 "2000-08-18T00:21:37Z")
A’ight, homies, listen y’all. Next muthahfuckah who be chillin in da pit, and be postin’ an’ shit? Next mothahfuckah who says “felch” gonna get a cap busted in his ass. Understand, bitch? Peace out. Word. ::gang signs and requisite arm-crossing:: ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felch/29805/2 "2000-08-18T00:24:03Z")
True dat, YO! ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felch/29805/3 "2000-08-18T00:29:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally rapped by Bear\_Nenno \* > \*\*True dat, YO! \*\* Word, yo. ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felch/29805/4 "2000-08-18T01:09:19Z")
To be the first to express: Don’t tell me what I can and can’t say in the pit. Fuck that homey shit, too. You monkey felching nickel trick! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felch/29805/5 "2000-08-18T01:29:49Z")
Please direct all complaints (elcose $20.00 processing fee)to: “I be disagreenin’ wit’ yo ass and so I be complainin’ and shit” c/o get bent enterprises 150 north hill drive Brisbane CA 94005 ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felch/29805/6 "2000-08-18T01:55:18Z")
Please direct all complaints (elcose $20.00 processing fee)to: inclose, please inclose $20.00… ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felch/29805/7 "2000-08-18T02:04:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aenea \* > \*\* > You monkey felching nickel trick! > > \*\* On this day, the seventeenth of August, in the year of our Lord two thousand, I hereby declare that a cap has been busted in yo ass. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felch/29805/8 "2000-08-18T02:08:25Z")
Ooh! Ooh! Me too! I wanna cap! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felch/29805/9 "2000-08-18T02:09:17Z")
I’ll **enclose** the money. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felch/29805/10 "2000-08-18T03:43:09Z")
[Herbert Kornfeld](http://www.theonion.com/onion2907/i_am_a_bad_ass_2907.html) sez to keep tha muthafuckin felchin shit out. ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felch/29805/11 "2000-08-18T05:24:25Z")
neuromann, you said the ‘f’ word. To be a sport, I’ll let you choose the caliber of bullet to cap you with, the 9mm, the 38, or the 45. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felch/29805/12 "2000-08-18T06:51:04Z")
click-click-ch-click BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG (etc.) Tomorrow’s headline: **THE FELCH MASSACRE! 100’S KILLED IN DISGRUNTLED SDMBer RAMPAGE!** ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felch/29805/13 "2000-08-18T07:51:46Z")
I dare you to try to bust a cap in my ass, you slime-ridden wombat-felching lawyer-munging piece of half-baked Kentucky Fried Chicken-shit. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felch/29805/14 "2000-08-18T08:50:56Z")
Ya! what Spoofe said! err…something like that. oh, and for all you spelling fucking geniuses…it’s ENCLOSE, not inclose. -Sam ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felch/29805/15 "2000-08-18T10:32:48Z")
What is this “felch” thing, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/felch/29805/16 "2000-08-18T11:16:06Z")
LouisB, you DON’T want to know. I’m gonna close this thread before someone tells you. Lynn