# Fellow choristers, I'm a sinner.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fellow-choristers-im-a-sinner/93428>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 15, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fellow-choristers-im-a-sinner/93428 "2001-11-15T00:57:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fellow-choristers-im-a-sinner/93428/1 "2001-11-15T00:57:36Z")

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I’m at home, surfin’ da web and postin’ da boards instead of attending choir practice like a good little Methodist.

Can I say that every once in a while, everything within me rebels against routine, goodness, and righteousness?

Good. EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, EVERYTHING WITHIN ME REBELS AGAINST ROUTINE, GOODNESS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS!

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fellow-choristers-im-a-sinner/93428/2 "2001-11-15T00:59:24Z")

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Want some Moose Tracks ice cream?

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fellow-choristers-im-a-sinner/93428/3 "2001-11-15T01:02:08Z")

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Howdy **Milo**! Send some over dis way, my friend!

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fellow-choristers-im-a-sinner/93428/4 "2001-11-15T01:13:03Z")

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\*\* Canthearya \*\* I am shocked, yea shocked. I didn’t even know you were in the choir. 😉

So how you been ? Good to see you.

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fellow-choristers-im-a-sinner/93428/5 "2001-11-15T01:23:17Z")

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**Ayesha** baby!!!

Every time I see your name, that song by Another Bad Creation (I think it was them) goes through my head… \<singing\>Ayeeee-sha…\</singing\>

I’m doing okay - you?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fellow-choristers-im-a-sinner/93428/6 "2001-11-15T01:29:16Z")

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The _tenor_ of the “confession” simply didn’t have strike a _chord_ with me. But maybe skipping practice is simply a sensitive _aria_ for me and I’m blowing it all out of _scale_…

jayjay 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fellow-choristers-im-a-sinner/93428/7 "2001-11-15T01:30:17Z")

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I’m doing great , see for yourself. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82072](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82072)

I still bless you for the stamps btw. Glad you are doing well. I’m going to have to listen to that song on of these days.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fellow-choristers-im-a-sinner/93428/8 "2001-11-15T01:31:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jayjay \*  
> \*\*…simply didn’t have strike a _chord_ \*\*

This is what happens when you compose as you type…

jayjay

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fellow-choristers-im-a-sinner/93428/9 "2001-11-15T01:44:41Z")

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So glad to hear you’re doing well, my little friend… Are you taking advantage of the “flirt all you want with hot male dopers” clause of the contract?

You and me gotta meet one of these days and terrorize a few men with our wily charms. Knowhutumsayin’?

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fellow-choristers-im-a-sinner/93428/10 "2001-11-15T01:46:00Z")

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**jayjay** , you are sil-lay.

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fellow-choristers-im-a-sinner/93428/11 "2001-11-15T01:49:32Z")

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Oh yeah, I’m almost back to my old flirt any time in thread self. 😃

We will have to meet, maybe at a huge DopeFest and make all the men wear kilts, that will be fun.

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fellow-choristers-im-a-sinner/93428/12 "2001-11-15T01:54:03Z")

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Woo and hoo on that one, girlfriend.

Please add the following dopers to your invitation list:

**UncleBeer** , Doper love of my life.  
**Ukelele Ike** , powerful Manhattan Doper dude.  
**Coldfire** , lusty Netherland lad.  
**Alphagene** , because I like to be mocked.

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fellow-choristers-im-a-sinner/93428/13 "2001-11-15T03:49:18Z")

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I meant **Uk_u_lele Ike**.

My real name is never spelled correctly and rarely pronounced correctly, so I’m kinda anal about that stuff.

Uke, my apologies.
